Open Caption: New Girl

I'm loving that our selection of photos to caption are widening with all of these new premieres. It's actually almost harder on me because I actually have choices to choose from! Woohoo! Making my life harder somehow makes me a lot happier. Here are the winners from Friday's contest:


From Sylar108:

Barney: " Haaaaaave you met Quinn's bra?"


From jaynashvil:

Barney: "Whoever fits this bra is the murderer!!!"
Robin: "This is why we got kicked off the murder mystery cruise."


From darkitp:

Barney: "First thing we should teach the child is how to unhook the bra—Robin do your civic duty and wear this!"


Today's Image: New Girl

It's back! Twice, actually: First at 8pm and then again at 9pm, with a little Ben and Kate squished in between the two episodes—very sneaky, Fox! Anyway, in one of tonight's episodes, "Re-Launch," Jess gets laid off from her teaching gig and Schmidt hires her as a shot girl for his new "rebranding" party. Also, this happens: As you can see in the still below, Schmidt has designed a new garment and he explains what it is to Winston. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Schmidt: "Dude. They're called Pull-Ups."

Winston: "..."

(jingle) *'Cause-i'm-a-big-boy-now!*
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Winston: "This is your solution to the bed-wetting issue?"
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Schmidt: "No, dude this is EXACTLY how they did it on Project Runway."
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Schmidt: Jax Teller would so be hot for my Biker Diaper.
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Schmidt: Let's both just pretend you can't see my junk.
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Schmidt: Is that rain?



Winston: Oh crap not you too. Look out a damn window!
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Winston: Jar! *points at jar*
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Schmidt: Should we option this in BPB as well?

Winston: What the hell is BPB?

Schmidt: Brown Paper Bag, duh.....

Winston: Douche Bag Jar...
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Schmidt: Does this make my bum look big?
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This picture makes no sense. Who the Hell would put a globe on a window sill?
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Schmidt: How did we get a season two?



Winston: Zooey has special powers to convince people she can act and does good shows.



Schmidt: Oh yea, I forgot.

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Winston: What the hell is that?

Schmidt: Oh, these? Well, Cece left them here and --

Winston: -- Nevermind. I wont be able to take anything you say seriously.
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Winston: Instead of telling you what I think about this situation of yours, I'm just going to put money into the douche bag jar.
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Schmidt: Check out my new designer kangaroo leather boxers...

Winston: Douche Bag Jar.
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Winston - "I don't care if Cece likes homeless nerds, that's still a million dollars for the Douchebag Jar Schmidt."
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Schmidt: If Jess can do boho-chic, then I'm allowed to do hobo chic.
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Schmidt: "What? It's the latest Gaga style! Catch up with the rest of us, Winston!!!"
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Schmidt: Do you think this outfit is too trashy?



Winston: Well, I see your sense of humor is on par with your sense of style....
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chmidt: Say what you will about the stylistic design Winston, but I crapped my pants 15 minutes ago and you still haven't noticed the smell. That's functionality baby!







Winston: Hate Damon Wayans Jr. so much right now.
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I swear if that thing has black anywhere in the name, i'm snapping your Larry King glasses in half.
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Do these glasses make me look more intellectual, or just like a nerd?
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Schmidt: I'll be the first to admit that I have zero fashion sense...



Winston: Goddamnit man! At least have the decency to wear a tie!
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