Open Caption: Now With Actual Captions! (Plus: Glee)

I'm going rogue on the Open Caption rules: Each day, one of the lucky winners gets to see his or her caption on the original photo! Share it on Tumblr or Pinterest, print it out and send it to your grandma—the choice is yours. You earned it. In the interest of full disclosure: It's harder to fit longer responses on the still image, so take that as you will, but also know that you're all winners in my book! Especially if you make the top three.

Now here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From JamesButko:
House: "Is it a gunshot wound? Or is it lupus?"
Taub: "It's definitely a gunshot wound, we all just watched you shoot him."


From chas031:
House: Patient is a 30-something hospital administrator with a sucking chest wound, weeeeeeelll??
Adams: Band-aid!
Chase: Ibuprofen.
Taub: Push IV wide open filled with air!
Park: Euthanasia.
House: Wrong!! Administer two more rounds to the legs to stop the patient from running way.


From efonsecajr:
House: "Ready. Aim. You're all FIRED."


Today's Image: Glee
Who doesn't love a Michael Jackson tribute? Among other things, tonight's episode of Glee features Blaine taking a Slushie to the face. Maybe Sebastian thought he looked thirsty? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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L.A streets , if you miss with the hood you get Shot ..

Ohio Schools , if you miss with the Glee , you get the Slushied
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slushie!
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Take that, Jenna Mar... wait a minute...
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Blaine: i never meant Slushie When i said that you can splash whatever you want on my face !
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Blaine: Hey Sebastian, I'm failing trigonometry, can you show me what a sine wave looks like?



Sebastian: Sure, don't blink or you'll miss it. FACE!
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"Sex Ed. is going to have a little more pizzaz this year."
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(Sebastian's thoughts:) I know I'm totally in to you. This is just my way of showing it. Kind of like Quinn and Rachel.
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after promoting his latest album on faceoff, Asher Roth decided to try glee... is THIS too orange??

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Sebastian: Ha! You're it!

Blaine: What? Why?

Sebastian: Oh don't play dumb with me. McKinley High practically invented Slushie Tag and now you're it! Scatter fellow Warblers!
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Mr. Schue : Ok guys , today we will recreate a scene from Carrie , instead of using pig's blood this time , will be using Red Slushie

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we make west side story look like a hard core gangster movie
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We are doing the tribute to Michael Jackson and singing BAD, not Weird Al's FAT. I didn't need the calories from the slushee.

- Ham on.
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Blaine: Does anyone actually drink slushies anymore?
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oops I tripped sorry bro
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The first thing that crossed my mind was pretty dirty and probably inappropriate so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on this one...
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Please don't! The dirtier material, the better! There are few better places to expose our filthy minds than the comment section of these "Open Caption" articles. I think I might have an idea what you're thinking about, but I'll let you post it.
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The kids of Glee enter community college in this week's episode "Modern Warfare - The Musical".
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Sebastian: Wow i Love these new 7-11 Big Gulp flavors, here try some.

Blaine: Man I HATE these commercials within shows, what's next, SubWay?
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