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Open Caption: Once Upon a Time

Y'all really worked it, Captionistas! If I could, I'd present each of these winners from yesterday's contest with a package of Hawthorne Pride Wipes:

From Fellastreet:
After losing a loving limb to fire, Chang was desperate to find a replacement.

From Taccado:
Chang: "Ka-Chang! Someone just hit the changpot with the internet dating roulette!"

From movieblogger:
"Dean Pelton? Is that you?"


This Weekend's Image: Once Upon a Time
It seems like no one can get enough of this magical fairytale show, so let's see what you can come up with for this image of Snow White looking pretty pissed off at Prince Charming. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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SW: Look, I've put up with Doc always telling me to hop up on the table for a look-see. Sneezy sprayin everyone's food with God knows what, Happy running around trying to tickle my ass with that damn feather, Grumpy's swearing like a sailor, Dopey's cross-dressin in my best undies, Sleepy's snoring could wake the dead, and Bashful....HA!!! He's constantly pullin his pants down askin if I'd seen this lately!! So, sorry PC but I can't do LIMPY!!
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Charming: "What do you mean I can take 2 more wives besides you?"
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Snow White: What seems to be the problem sheriff?

Charming: We've had reports that you are harassing children. Witnesses say you are having an inappropriate living arrangement with seven minors.

Show White: They are dwarfs! Grown, albeit short, men and adults, not children!

Charming: You're trying to tell me you are living with seven little people? You think this is a fairytale, madam? I think I have to take you in.
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PC: I just wish you'd consult me before buying something like, I don't know, "A HORSE"!

SW: Oh, so what, you can buy *anything* your heart desires, but when it comes to my life-long wish to buy a pony, I HAVE TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE!



*Far Far Away Divorce Attorneys: Never say "Neigh"! We'll get you your horse!"
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(Snow White) "Stop pouting and get off the road, there's a car coming."
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(Horse) "Well this isn't the set for Game of Thrones, where's my agent!"
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Horse: Aren't you bored of not addressing the elephant in the room too? Try me instead!

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Snow White: Hurry up, feed this horse the magic beans so that it was lay a golden egg and-

Prince Charming: Ah, screw this! I'm going to see whats happening on Grimm.
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Me or him, which will it be?
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Staring contest in progress.
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What the hell did you do to my unicorn?
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Look, it is NOT my fault that you didn't bring a horse, too...
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White: "No, you get turned into the twin of this horse, and THEN I ride you."
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(Charming talking to Snow White) Ha ha! If it isn't Peter Pan...

(Horse) He's name is not Peter!

(Charming) Shut it Wendy
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Prince Charming: ''Oh come on, how am I supposed to compete with that?? He is hung like a....well like him!"
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Charming: Take thy horse me lady, as a gift from me to thee.

Snow White: Who the hell are you?

Charming: It is I. Charming!

Snow White: Charming who?
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Snow: "What do you mean Cinderella's carriage is only available from 9 to midnight?! We're on a time crunch here!"
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Snow White: You brought it back with an empty tank?
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Show: "Charming, you know I have to help Alice, she's lost in Wonderland again and Lord only knows what other hallucinogenic creature that Caroll fellow with invent to keep her there!"



Charming: "But Darling, you're pregnant now, all that falling through the rabbit hole can't be good for the baby!"
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Charming: "Snow, all I asked for was some leather cuffs, nothing much, there was no reason to gallop away in a fright frenzy....!"



Snow: "You know, what, I've had my share of kinky, but not even the 7 little men I've lived with made me feel this objectified!!"
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Snow: "So, what? Now that we're married you get to boss me around and stomp all over my will and self esteem? If I want to ride Balthazar until I have a nice sheen of sweat all over me and faint of dehydration you can bet your shinny prince a** I will, so quit hovering!"



Charming: "You know what? Send me an owl when your PMS is over so we can plan our honey moon."
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The Horse: I should have taken that job in War Horse.
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I don't care if he's offering the kingdom, you're not giving my horse to King Richard.
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Snow White: "The horse keeps asking for someone named "Wilbur". Do you know him?"
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Did you just call me Rapunzel?
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Snow White: "A horse? You gave me a horse for our anniversary?!"



Prince Charming: "Well, a nag for a nag."
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Snow White: "These enchanted woods look so familiar."

Prince Charming" "That's because it's Canada. Every show films their forest shots here."

Snow White: "So, that explains the Stargate team that passed by, earlier."
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Tonight on Once Upon a Time: Sarah Jessica Parker guest stars as Snow White's companion.
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Haha I know we shouldn't really reply to caption comments but my vote goes for this one. Freakin hilarious!
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Snow White : that witch promised me a carriage with white horse and beautiful dress , all i got this evil horse and a war outfit !

Prince Charming : The Economy is so bad ! what do you expected ? a Glass Slippers too !!
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Charming: The map is here, my love, inside my head.

Snow: Well apparently your head is twisted, because we've gone by here twice now!
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Okay, I'm sorry I didn't pick the one that sounded like Eddie Murphy...
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"It was just a moment in the woods..."
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No, I don't have the keys... do you?
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No, that's NOT a gun, and I'm NOT happy to see you.
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Prince: You look GRIMM today !!!



Snow White: Wrong show my sweetheart !!!



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I really didn't want you to find out this way, but here goes...I live with seven other men.
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It's not the seven "roommates" that had him worried... it was the fact that she slept out in the stable...
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Horse: Hey you two, is somebody gonna ride me or what? If not can someone please get me a carrot or an apple? Am starving here.
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Horse: Dont even think about it! I only ride one person at a time, this is not brokeback mountain...
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The one who can name all the dwarfs first gets to ride the horse. Deal?
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So lemme get this straight...we just escaped the evil witch by pretending to be Pocahantas and John Smith and you want to rest?
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Horse: I'm so glad I don't work on Game of Thrones. No chance of being decapitated in a ABC series
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Prince : why are you being so mean to me ?

Snow White: hmm...because you are not good enough in ....

Prince : Good in what ?!!! tell me !!

Snow White : in Bed , God! even the midgets were better than you!!!!
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"OK,OK, I get it, wicked witch bad, but tell me this. Is that a garden hose sticking out of your breeches or are you just pleased to see me?
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"Don't look. He's a gift horse."
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"Okay, look, I don't know what you've been feeding this horse, but I think you should let me ride now and you can walk behind."
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I Do NOT look FAT in these Knickers! (sigh)
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Snow White: "Just wait until I tell Grumpy about this!"
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If you had just asked for directions we would not be lost in the woods.
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I did NOT say mount me!!
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