Open Caption: Once Upon a Time

Happy Friday, y'all! And nice work on these captions; next time I throw a pool party, you all are invited. Also, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From crazylegs99:
Dwight: "Why are you wearing Grandma Schrute's wedding dress?"
Erin: "I thought it would make a "splash" at the party. Get it?? Because it's a a pool pa—WHOA!!"


From DavidJackson8:
Erin: "This is called krumping. Ah!"
*Slips into pool*
Dwight: "What if I'm not dancing by a pool?"


Today's Image: Once Upon a Time
I seriously can't get over this photo from Sunday's episode of Once Upon a Time. That's Snow White questioning whether or not it's a good idea to go home with all those, wait, one, two, three, four... that's seven men! Seven men who are just ever so slightly shorter than her! Oh, if I had a nickel. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Snow: Weeeeee're off to see the wiz..........oops my bad!!
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Q: What's red with seven little dents in it ???

A: Snow white's cherry.
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Snow: Am I really a dwarf?
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Snow: and so I said to the queen, "Bring it on you frigid bitch"

Dwarf (3rd from the left): and did she bring it?

Snow: Of course! we both had a cheering contest and I won!
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Snow: and then, prince charming approached me and said " Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King"

Dwarfs: how romantic!
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So, how much for an 8-some?
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Would you quit calling us "The Magnificent Seven", Snow? We are, but we're getting into copyright infringement issues when you say that...
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We're either very tall dwarves, or very short giants.
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Damn it! Just because we have pointed ears doesn't mean we're Vulcans. Why do people keep making that mistake?!?
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Hey, it's not the size of our lanterns that matters, it's what you do with them.
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Snow talks to the seven actors who John Rhys Davies beat out for the role of Gimli in the LotR trilogy.
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Grey poupon?
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We hang out with Snow because she makes us dwarves look tall!
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Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to a sweet paying gig on ABC for 2 seconds of screen-time we go.
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Doesn't matter had sex.
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my best friend's sister makes $83 every hour on the internet. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $7475 just working on the internet for a few hours. Here's the site to read more... makecash16.com
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It would be amazing if this comment won the caption contest. LOL.
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Snow: Soo,, how many are you?
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SW: Guys, are we going the right way?

Doc: What? I thought you were leading the way!

Dopey: Huh?

Sneezy: Oh man! We went the wrong way Ag...Aga...AGA...AAAAAACHHOOOOOO!



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snow:" hey guys, this way looks an awfull lot like the way to the castle....."

dwarves:"ahh.. everything looks the same around here....."

bbbbaaaaammmmm

grumpy:" why did you do that!!! now we have to carry her the whole effing way to the castle!!!"

the others:" at least she stopped talking..."

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snow:`wait a sec. if i join your group i don`t have to wear a cap like yours or do i?`

dopey:"what`s wrong with our caps?"

snow:".........."
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Snow White: "So, what exactly happened to the Dwarfs?"

Guys Who Are Clearly Too Tall to Be Dwarfs: "Union Strike."
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"Look I know this sucks, but it's a paycheck. Let's just get through this episode and we could all go back to playing the dead body in crime procedures."
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Snow White: If I can't see them, they can't see me, if I can't see them-

Dwarf: What's the matter, Lady? All we asked for was some change.
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Snow White: What did you guys do to make the evil queen so angry she turned you into dwarfs wearing silly hats?
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I hope it won't turn out the same way Fables' Snow White's origin story did.
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Sorry guys, I'm into shorter men, please stop following me
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Snow: Why are you all as tall as me? Aren't dwarfs supposed to be small?

Doc: We're small where it counts.

Snow: Oh... Wait, what?
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Wow, there are some amazing contributions in this thread! It's almost embarrassing to try to compete with those, but let's make a pathetic attempt:



Snow: Boys, how about I just follow you home? You seem a little short of company.

Grumpy: Oh, so now you're looking down on us! We couldn't stoop that low even if we tried.

Snow: Sorry about that, now you made me feel so small.
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-"Cmon now, you guys promised to help me get some wood..."

-"Indeed..."
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LOL !
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Snow -"Guys, I can't help myself thinking about that Ilana Diamond all day long..."

Guys - "We'll give you something else to think about..."
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-"President Obama never told us the economy would drop like this..."
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So much so that the production company can't even hire short people. Or a real dwarf. Was Warwick Davies unavailable?
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-"Like... Tyler and Jackson are ok, but that J-lo is a beatch..."
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- "Guys, I'm not so shure about this anymore..."

- "Mizz Ilana zold you zo keep uz happy, didin't zhe ?"
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Snow: "..no, no seven is fine by me. But seriously, who has the KY ?"
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High Ho, Hi Hoe, off to ride the train they go!
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Snow: "Why is he named "Dopey"? Is he silly or crazy?"

Grumpy: "He's a druggie."

Snow: .....

Grumpy: "What? This isn't a Disney movie."
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I bet Dopey couldn't get high, no matter how much he tried!
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He does his darndest to get there, though.
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momma said there'd be days like this. Momma said.
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Snow: "Look, I'm sorry for that "What's up, Doc?" crack."
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Snow: "Wait. The fur on my collar is really your back hair?!"

Grumpy: "I thought you knew."
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The funniest possible quote for this image is exactly what the Evil Queen said: "Now she's cavorting with dwarves? When did that happen??"

That was a genuine "WTF?"
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Snow : "Seriously guys, I've seen more discreet stalkers than you."
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Happy: "A girl! Yay! I haven't been this happy since McDonald's accidentally gave us an extra McNugget!"
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Snow: So you guys have got 7 closets, 7 bathrooms, and 7 kitchens and only one bed? Ummm... Is there something you all wanna tell me?
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Grumpy: You know what's ironic?? Downsizing within the CGI department actually made us dwarfs taller.
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Snow: So let me get this straight, you all live together?
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Snow(Whisper To Grumpy): 'We need to run'

Grumpy: 'Why?'

Snow: 'Doc just told me his last name is Jeckal'
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You must have us confused with 7 "other" dwarves.... our names are Gropey, Sleazy, Creepy, Humpy, Slappy, Lustful and Schlock.
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3rd man from left: OK Snow, you're right. We lied about the dwarf bit. But you did make 7 young boys VERY happy!!
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Announcer Chris(I wanna be a REAL boy)Harrison: Up next on the new Bachelorette....
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Margene: Yes! I'm finally the tallest actor in a scene. That's the only reason I did this silly show. But why am I wearing this?
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