Open Caption: Parks and Rec

Wow, everyone. I'm thrilled that Open Caption plays as big a role in your life as it does in mine. But remember, we are all winners here. All of us. But these winners from yesterday's contest are just a little more winner-y than the rest of us, if only for today.

From Procrastinator:
Cam: Jay, size always matters.

From Arch_Angel88:
Cameron: "Oh, Jay, that's precious. I'll never forget the Christmas my parents got me a gift wrapped in an adorably tiny box."
Jay: "Jewelry?"
Cameron: "No, my first clown nose."

From crazylegs99:
Cam: So there I was, emotionally vulnerable, with unshed tears in my eyes, and you know what Mitchell did?? He walked away like I didn't exist. Your son is a horse's a—what's in the box, Jay?
Jay: The world's tiniest violin.

From AnimeMadness:
Every kiss begins with Jay.


Today's Image: Parks and Rec
Looks like the whole crew is getting into the holiday spirit tonight, though some of them seem more excited than others. My question for you: Is Ron happy, angry, or simply non-plussed about gingerbread houses? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Ron (thinking): My gingerbread house will have a cigar room to go with my moustache.
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Ron and the gang react to surprise guest, Ty Pennington. He has come to film an episode of his newest show, Extreme Makeover: Gingerbread Home Edition.
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I'm still waiting for Michael Scott to pop up. If I'm not mistaken, this was a spin-off?
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OMG! I won one!! :D
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Did everyone get that?
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A staring of these proportions just became illegal... Let's hope we don't get cancelled like manUp
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Ron: [In interview] Did I build this ergonomically sound gingerbread house? Yes. Was I aware that Leslie planned to decorate it with structurally ineffective confectionary?...No. No I was not.
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"Christmas is a government sponsored conspiracy to dupe the middle class into emptying their pockets. That being said, this gingerbread house looks scrumptious."
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"If I squeeze my eyes really tight,, this might seem interesting"
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"Don't even get me started on the impracticality of making cinnamon sticks load-bearing pillars."
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Chris dressing up as Santa Clause was well-received by everyone. It even made Ron unusually jolly and cheerful.
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Ron: "I built this gingerbread recreation of our office to illustrate a point. Ann spends a remarkable time here given that she supposedly works in the medical field as a nurse. Most nurses I know are always busy."
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"I remember my first gingerbread house. It was approximately 30 feet tall, coated in around 600 bags of sugar, had working plumbing and electricity, and was adorned with 70-pound giant gumdrops attached with rivets. The children were delicious."
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"I know what you're thinking but the mortgage payments are super affordable."
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Ron: My perfect gingerbread house? It would be constructed from bacon, and only bacon.
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