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Open Caption: Parks and Recreation

Give yourself a pat on the back for making it to Thursday! We had another great round of submissions, but man, how could I deny Homerman92 that top slot? I don't think I'd ever thought about it before, but chronic slumber partying through adulthood=the Peter Pan syndrome for women. And that, in and of itself, makes me laugh. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Homerman92:

Divya: "Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not too old for slumber parties."


From qbe_64:

Divya: "Hey, look at me, LOOK AT ME."
"Have you seen my stapler?"


From Taccado:

Model: "Is there something in my nose?"
Divya: "I can't see anything. In fact, there seems to be literally nothing in your head."


Today's Image: Parks and Recreation

Woohoo, Parks and Rec is back! Finally. And in tonight's Season 5 return, Andy and Leslie will hop on over to America's capital to pay Ben and April a visit. And hey, while they're there they may as well rub elbows with a couple of politicians, right? In the still below, Leslie shares a laugh with Senator John McCain. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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McCain: Welcome to the Washington Holiday Inn. I put your bags by the door.

Leslie: Quick, somebody tip him!
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Amy: I'm evicting you from my bathroom, John. Here's your coat!

John: But I've nowhere else to go!
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Amy: Come on, let's take him to a strip-club!

John: Good god... my wife's gonna see this!
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John: No wait!!! don't touch me there I'm holding back a -- oh damn!
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Amy: You see ladies? You SEE? I told you who my date for the night was!

John: (thinking) oh, god... I'm never agreeing to another 'interview'!
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Amy: Security! This guy is taking a jacket without his coat-check ticket!

John: Oh sweet lord, Amy! It's MY jacket!

Amy: Why are we laughing?
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If only he had brains of George Clooney and the body of Joe Biden.
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John: I'm constipated.

Amy: As am I, so just smile, and no hard pokes or squeezes.
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Amy: I can see Russia from my window, eh, McCain??
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Amy: Look who's coming out of the closet!!



John: Ha ha! Well, you'll be laughing a little less when you see the present I left for you in there when I was looking for the can!
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Amy: John, I love you, but my husband can never find out about this. He'd divorce me for sure!

John: Because you're cheating on him?

Amy: No, because you're a Republican.
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OR "Guys! Check out John McCain's Don Rickles impression!"
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"Is it too late to add John McCain to my celebrity sex list?"
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Leslie" Just keep smiling everybody. We couldn't afford Bruce Willis so were stuck with him"
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Everybody, this is the not-so-creepy-old guy I was telling you about.
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McCain; I was looking for what's left of my credibility. All I found was my coat.
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McCain: "What do you mean this isn't a live broadcast?"
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McCain 101: Chapter 1, Cheesy politician smile
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What do you do when you get caught by the paparazzi?
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Leslie : after 76 years , i finally dragged McCain out of the closet ..

McCain : don't ask , don't tell .. lol

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Leslie: Palin, a heartbeat away, am I right!?
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McCain: This closet smells like mothballs... Oh wait, that's me.
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McCain: This closet smells like mothballs

Leslie: Actually I think that's you Senator.

Both: (Awkward laugh)
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Leslie: "Hey Senator, do you think Mitt Romney has any chance of winning the election?"



McCain: "Knope!"
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That awkward moment when you realize you have nothing in common and still have to pretend to like each other.
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Leslie: I loved you in Die Hard, that was great.



Jon: That's John McClane. Although I was kept in a POW camp and tortured for years.



Leslie: Oh, that's less great.
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LMFAO !
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