Open Caption: Parks and Recreation (February 7)

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Yello! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of How I Met Your Mother's Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) crying on Honey's (Katy Perry) shoulder. These captions... make us feel like like we're living a teenage dream. Or something.

... From DrkMgcn399:
Upon finding out that his latest girlfriend likes to make out with girls, the inside of Barney's head imploded and left him in a vegetative state in the most awesome way.

... From KevinG87:
Honey: "Sorry I ruined your Teenage Dream about being a California Gurl.
Barney: "... and all I got was this stupid Firework in my cup."

... From Tur42:
"The Cousin Maneuver": Get a girl your best friend is friends with to introduce you to her hot cousin. Once the girl—lets call her "Zoey"—puts in a few good words about you to her cousin—lets call her "Honey"—act like a total douche and get her to leave the bar and go back home. Wait approximately 3 hours, go to her place, and when she opens the door tell her a sad story about how you've never met your real father, but have recently decided to give it a go. Cover yourself up with a blanket on her bed, let her make you some tea, and possibly shed a tear. And IT... IS... ON!!!!!

... From xtiana12:
"But I'm... I'm awesome."

... From Vidsignup:
"And then they said they were hiring Ricky Gervais to host this year instead."

Up next: This shot of Parks and Recreation's Tammy (Megan Mullally) and Ron (Nick Offerman) in jail. And yes, Ron is sporting cornrows. Can't wait for Thursday's episode, right? Post your best caption idea in the comments.


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