Open Caption: Parks and Recreation (February 7)

Yello! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of How I Met Your Mother's Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) crying on Honey's (Katy Perry) shoulder. These captions... make us feel like like we're living a teenage dream. Or something.

... From DrkMgcn399:
Upon finding out that his latest girlfriend likes to make out with girls, the inside of Barney's head imploded and left him in a vegetative state in the most awesome way.

... From KevinG87:
Honey: "Sorry I ruined your Teenage Dream about being a California Gurl.
Barney: "... and all I got was this stupid Firework in my cup."

... From Tur42:
"The Cousin Maneuver": Get a girl your best friend is friends with to introduce you to her hot cousin. Once the girl—lets call her "Zoey"—puts in a few good words about you to her cousin—lets call her "Honey"—act like a total douche and get her to leave the bar and go back home. Wait approximately 3 hours, go to her place, and when she opens the door tell her a sad story about how you've never met your real father, but have recently decided to give it a go. Cover yourself up with a blanket on her bed, let her make you some tea, and possibly shed a tear. And IT... IS... ON!!!!!

... From xtiana12:
"But I'm... I'm awesome."

... From Vidsignup:
"And then they said they were hiring Ricky Gervais to host this year instead."

Up next: This shot of Parks and Recreation's Tammy (Megan Mullally) and Ron (Nick Offerman) in jail. And yes, Ron is sporting cornrows. Can't wait for Thursday's episode, right? Post your best caption idea in the comments.


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Iverson let himself go.
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This is ridiculous! They put us in jail for acting in Parks and Recreation!!!
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This is ridiculous! They put us in jail for acting in Parks and Recreation!!!
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What makes me mad is that I couldn't pass "go" or collect $200
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I pleaded guilty to assault and battery so they put me in a dry cell.
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I told them I was allowed one phone call but they said they didn't have a cell phone.
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"Nick, I told you that it was just a halloween party and you were taking that Kenny Powers impression too far."
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Well you called Lindsay & I called Charlie, so we should be just fine.
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I've also done the same thing to my back hair.
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This is not exactly what I meant when I said I was a prisoner of love.
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I said I wanted us to spend time together not do time together.
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What did you think occurred at Parks and Recreation? Yo the Ho, I is the Pimp!
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"I told you what was going to happen if I heard Aziz Ansari tell that Kanye joke one more time."
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Ron: This is what happens when I change hairdressers. Tammy: Don't worry, if I squeeze my breasts like this we should be able to get out
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We're ready for our guest roles on Law and Order Los Angelis... yeah... wait, how long of a delay?... really? Nobody knows?... Leno wants our timeslot?... we work for THE CABLE COMPANY now? Let me the &*^ out of here!
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I concede that recreating that beach scene from "10" was a bad idea, but I didn't think it was punishable by law!
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Ron (to the person inside the cell): "Trust me, you do NOT want to know what we did to raise your bail money!"
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While on their way to see their lawyers, Ron and Tammy stop to visit with Gary Busey.
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Nick: "When Dog the Bounty Hunter wants a cameo on your show, give it to him!"
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Unaware of its cancellation, they continue waiting for their debut on "My Name is Earl."
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The stunning realization of what happens to television shows that are criminally bad.
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"Modern Family"
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So this is what HBO does to you when you complain about the Sopranos series finale? Go figure
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This is not how we should be role-playing. I'm supposed to be the poor prisoner, and you're supposed to be the prison guard who offers me extra cigarettes if I give you what you wanted. With both of us in the cells, we can't even HAVE sex!
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See, Ron? I told you Prison Break was canceled. We're the only ones even ON this set!
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Damn it, I knew we shouldnt have agreed to be on the Jersey Shore.
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