Open Caption: Pee-wee on Top Chef: Texas

You came, you commented, you conquered. Imagine Glee's fate if the writing staff put you guys in charge. (It would probably be a whole lot dirtier). Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From ToddMurray:
Sebastian: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slushie!"


From qbe_64:
Blaine: Hey Sebastian, I'm failing trigonometry, can you show me what a sine wave looks like? Sebastian: Sure, don't blink or you'll miss it. FACE!


From Faithin1:
Blaine: "We are doing the tribute to Michael Jackson and singing "BAD," not Weird Al's "FAT." I didn't need the calories from the Slushie."


From Taccado:
The kids of Glee enter community college in this week's episode, "Modern Warfare: The Musical."


Today's Image: Top Chef: Texas
Everything's supposed to bigger in Texas, but does that rule apply to competitive cooking? What about if Pee-wee Herman's involved? Because no, you're not seeing things: Tonight, Pee-wee Herman guest-stars on Top Chef: Texas and the contestants are tasked with making him pancakes. And nothing about that seems silly at all. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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All chefs simutaneously mumble under their breath : Please God, take me NOW !!!
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C.K. Welcome to the asylum!! (hide the keys!!)

Thx for the shout out.
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Those not cut out to become an Iron Chef find themselves in the greatest hell on Earth: Pee-Wee Herman's personal chef.
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Pee-Wee: If you love pancakes so much, why don't you marry them??
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Pee-Wee: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer....
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PeeWee: Did you know the Alamo doesn't have a basement? Cause I sure didn't. And now I don't listen to fake gypsy fortune-tellers anymore.
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Do you make gourmet movie popcorn?
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Announcer: "Oops, looks like Pee-wee got himself into another sticky situation. We're out of syrup."
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Pee-wee: "You know what goes great with pancakes? Jambi juice."
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Pee-wee: "Okay, chefs, Miss Yvonne is coming over soon, so beat it!"
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Herman: I don't care if you know how to make different fancy sandwiches! In the end, every sandwich I'm served is a Reuben's sandwich.
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PeeWee: Everyone calls him Morpheus now, but on MY show he was a gay black cowboy!
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"Hey Chefs, I'll tell you to cook something extremely obvious but incredibly stupid, like this caption"
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Pee-wee Herman : Ok guys.... i need the pancakes to be good , tasty and very fluffy.

HELL , i need em to seduce any kid on this earth!
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Pee-wee: "....no detective, I was trying to clean up the butter I spilled in my lap. And's that's the story of the first time I got arrested....."
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The word of the day is PANCAKES.



PeeWee: Do you see all of those things over there?

Chef: What? The Pancakes?

PeeWee and group: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHH.
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And I can't believe I made it on the Glee one! *celebratory jig has been jugged*
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