You came, you commented, you conquered. Imagine Glee's fate if the writing staff put you guys in charge. (It would probably be a whole lot dirtier). Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
From ToddMurray:
Sebastian: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slushie!"
From qbe_64:
Blaine: Hey Sebastian, I'm failing trigonometry, can you show me what a sine wave looks like?
Sebastian: Sure, don't blink or you'll miss it. FACE!
From Faithin1:
Blaine: "We are doing the tribute to Michael Jackson and singing "BAD," not Weird Al's "FAT." I didn't need the calories from the Slushie."
From Taccado:
The kids of Glee enter community college in this week's episode, "Modern Warfare: The Musical."
Today's Image: Top Chef: Texas
Everything's supposed to bigger in Texas, but does that rule apply to competitive cooking? What about if Pee-wee Herman's involved? Because no, you're not seeing things: Tonight, Pee-wee Herman guest-stars on Top Chef: Texas and the contestants are tasked with making him pancakes. And nothing about that seems silly at all. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
All chefs simutaneously mumble under their breath : Please God, take me NOW !!!
C.K. Welcome to the asylum!! (hide the keys!!)
Thx for the shout out.
Those not cut out to become an Iron Chef find themselves in the greatest hell on Earth: Pee-Wee Herman's personal chef.
Pee-Wee: If you love pancakes so much, why don't you marry them??
Pee-Wee: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer....
PeeWee: Did you know the Alamo doesn't have a basement? Cause I sure didn't. And now I don't listen to fake gypsy fortune-tellers anymore.
Do you make gourmet movie popcorn?
Announcer: "Oops, looks like Pee-wee got himself into another sticky situation. We're out of syrup."
Pee-wee: "You know what goes great with pancakes? Jambi juice."
Pee-wee: "Okay, chefs, Miss Yvonne is coming over soon, so beat it!"
Herman: I don't care if you know how to make different fancy sandwiches! In the end, every sandwich I'm served is a Reuben's sandwich.
PeeWee: Everyone calls him Morpheus now, but on MY show he was a gay black cowboy!
"Hey Chefs, I'll tell you to cook something extremely obvious but incredibly stupid, like this caption"
Pee-wee Herman : Ok guys.... i need the pancakes to be good , tasty and very fluffy.
HELL , i need em to seduce any kid on this earth!
Pee-wee: "....no detective, I was trying to clean up the butter I spilled in my lap. And's that's the story of the first time I got arrested....."
The word of the day is PANCAKES.
PeeWee: Do you see all of those things over there?
Chef: What? The Pancakes?
PeeWee and group: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHH.
And I can't believe I made it on the Glee one! *celebratory jig has been jugged*