Sebastian: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slushie!"
Blaine: Hey Sebastian, I'm failing trigonometry, can you show me what a sine wave looks like? Sebastian: Sure, don't blink or you'll miss it. FACE!
Blaine: "We are doing the tribute to Michael Jackson and singing "BAD," not Weird Al's "FAT." I didn't need the calories from the Slushie."
The kids of Glee enter community college in this week's episode, "Modern Warfare: The Musical."
Today's Image: Top Chef: Texas
Everything's supposed to bigger in Texas, but does that rule apply to competitive cooking? What about if Pee-wee Herman's involved? Because no, you're not seeing things: Tonight, Pee-wee Herman guest-stars on Top Chef: Texas and the contestants are tasked with making him pancakes. And nothing about that seems silly at all. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!