Open Caption: Person of Interest

Apologies, you guys: yesterday I noted that it was Evan and Boris in the Royal Pains Open Caption shot, when really it was Hank and Boris. It took me a while to believe it, though, because it's crazy how much Hank and Evan look alike from the side! But anyway, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From qbe_64:
Boris: "You got a pancake?"


From Yaspaa:
Hank: "It's lupus."
Boris: "I doubt it, it's never lupus."


From Mate:
Boris: "Kuerster Von Jurgens-Ratenicz, Boris Kuerster Von Jurgens-Ratenicz. You should really learn to pronounce it, Hank. I am quite important."


Today's Image: Person of Interest

Rest assured, I heard your cries for a Person of Interest Open Caption contest, and so a Person of Interest Open Caption contest you shall receive! In tonight's episode, "Risk," Reese (Jim Caviezel) goes undercover on Wall Street to get closer to a trader (Matt Lauria) who moonlights as a financial scammer. In the still below, the two go head-to-head at the driving range. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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This one's over guys. I don't know why the new one's aren't showing up on the front page, but here it is: http://www.tv.com/news/open-caption-the-academy-awards-27926/
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Adam: I've got two good legs, and I'd rather you not get a hole-in-one.
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"next time i'll be tiger wood, and you'll my b***h!"
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You dnt tell me your gonna wear the same outfit as mind
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"Pull my finger"
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"We better look as fabulous on top of the wedding cake".
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Adam: "Ok bub, where did you take lessons?!"
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NO! YOU CAN'T GO HOME YET! DUDE!
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Adam: "...and I bet you a GAZILLION DOLLARS that you can't hit one in the water."
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Adam: How do you do it?!

Reese: It's simple Adam, you tuck your lips IN. See, look at mine?
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Matt: Your ass looks fat in those pants and I fill this shirt out better than you!
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Adam: "You have an amazing haircut!!!"

Reese: "I like your shirt."

Adam: "You're back swing is near perfect!!!"

Reese: "Not as good as yours."

Adam: "Do you want to get some Chinese food after this?!?!"

Reese: "I know a great place nearby."

Adam: "It's really hard to fake a Spring Smackdown for our friends when you speak in hushed monotone!!!"

Reese: "So it is."
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I'll show you how to properly shoot a golf ball... Pull my finger.
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HEY, TIGER WOODS IS STILL A GOD, BACK OFF
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You got the pancake!
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Saunders: That better be a gun in your pocket.

Reese: It is.

Saunders: OH!
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poi: 'SHOTGUN'

Reese 'Alright... you can go first'
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Saunders: STOP SHOOTING MY BALLS !!!!!

Reese: ( LOL ) heh heh heh !
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Reese: Your sister has some interesting views on clubs. For example, she sometimes enjoys it when I use my driver in her bunker.



Saunders: Hey! Watch it wise guy!
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You don't f*** with the Jesus
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YOU NOOB!
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When white guys try to impersonate Michael Jackson, it isn't pretty.
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the ball was this close.
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Stunt doubles get away with alot these days.
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Reese - No mulligan Matt!

Matt - I screw the 99%, I can mulligan if I want!
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Reese: "Poke me with that finger, again, and you'll get another 18 holes... in you."
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"I thought I told you not to wear this shirt!"
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Lauria : "Ok, you won the shooting contest for some reason, but I'm am king at golf and that's what draw the chicks ! I swear !"
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Matt: "I am not "tee-d off" and stop it with the lousy puns!"
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Reese: Driver..I hardly knew her.

Tool: If you don't stop communicating entirely through one liners I'm gonna show you how it really feels to get nailed to something.
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Reese: Alright, my turn. How about this time we use some hand-grenades?
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"You just wait till we get back home. I'll show you! The guy you're working for, used to be on this crazy show about some island that can move and sh*t!"
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The avatar sells the caption.
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"Who do you think you are? Bobby Jones?! You may stroke like a genius but your gonna stroke me out thinking about it! Oh, and tell Meg Ryan to go find some cuteness again."
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"Tiger Woods deserved to bang all those chicks!"
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"I'll short that poor country, not you!"
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"Keep your hands off my balls!"
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Your raising your head, that's why you're topping the ball.
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Wearing the same clothes as me isn't flattering, it's creepy.
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I'm telling you, I missed out on a hole in one by this much.
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I'm the interesting one on this show, not you.
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Thought balloon, Reese: "I wonder how far down his throat can I shove this club..."
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POI: "Are you sure you're not The Passion of the Christ?"
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POI: "Trading's simple. It's all about playing the numbers."

Reese: "I've seen your number, it doesn't look good.:
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don't tell me what to do....

ever!

(Lost's Locke style)
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You stole my clothes AND my golf clubs?
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This is the best first date ever!
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POI: Ok let me explain it again, the point of the game is to hit the ball not other peoples kneecaps.

Reese: But where is the fun in that.
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Reese: About a mile.

POI: You can drive a ball a MILE?

Reese: Oh! longest DRIVE, you said longest HIT.
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Saunders: So you can't tell me where you get your information?

Reese: Well, if I told you, then I would have to - how do you traders say it - liquidate your ass...ets. Damn, I almost made that one work.
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Saunders: "Look, pal, with your swelte figure and lost soul look, I KNOW you can get me a hot woman at the drop of a dime! So, get dropping!"



Finch: "Mr. Reece ... Carter is calling and texting like mad - did you leave our cellphone link to her open again?"
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