Open Caption: Portlandia's Brunch Special

We finally made it to Friday, everybody. Give yourselves a pat on the back. I hope ya'll did your morning stretches—gotta get nice and loose for the weekend! Maybe you should do a little stretching while you review the winners from yesterday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Jane: *HUMMMMMMMMM!*
Lilly: "Jane, stop trying to explode the ketchup with your mind! ... Wait until Daddy's girlfriend gets here."


From DavidJackson8:

Lilly: "Um, why isn't daddy moving?"
Jane: "Uh oh. The TV is showing the Emmy nominations for best comedy..."


From smithinjapan:
Louie: "I'm just gonna take this ketchup and drown myself in it."
Lilly: "Told you he couldn't hack it, Jane."



Today's Image: Portlandia

This show has clearly given Portland quite a lot of attention, which is something that Portlanders would prefer not to have, quite frankly. But it's too late! Let the hipster invasion begiiiiin! Anyway, this weekend's episode is going to be pretty epic because it's all about brunch. And brunch is pretty epic. In it, a new restaurant opens up in Portland, which leads to mass chaos as hoards of Portlanders flock to it. In the still below, Feminist bookstore owners Candace (L) and Toni (R) prepare to physically remove the pedestrians waiting in line for brunch. Post your best caption ideas in the comments.



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Candace: Toni, you can't burn down the place you live every time you pee the bed. Give me another second with the hose.
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Candace: This hose is directly connected to my chamber pot with the tongs -- oh wait, nope, it's connected to the gasoline. Point still stands -- buy our books!!
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Take that, Steve Buscemi!
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Hey, I finally won one! Awesome!
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Candace: I know we're making a show here, but I'm not sure your brand of pyrotechnics is best at a bookstore, Toni.
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Candace: You say my hair is UNEVEN! I say BURN!
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Candace: "Does anyone have a longer pair of tongs? Once the BBQ starts we're going to need them! Anyone?
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Toni: Even I can't stand the trash we're pedaling! Candace, stop the shrieking... I know you can't either.
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Toni: Thank the gods you can declare a tent as your place of residence. The insurance companies are going to be upset!
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Candace: We're out of soup, but if you stand in this pot, I'll hose you down for broth. Toni, start the fire.
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Portlandia gets no love from Emmy's????

Way funnier than Girls and even some of the others!!!! AND...... NO LAUGH TRACK. I can decide when and if to laugh, which is a lot!!!!
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Candace : I'm warning you guys , i don't wanna see anyone here ...the water is coming in 3....2....1.........hmmm, Toni!!!!!

Toni : What ?

Candace : I thought you connected the hose...

Toni : I'm Busy here!
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"We will burn this store down unless somebody brings Awake back on the air!"
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Toni: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the...

Candace (interrupts): Wait why do I have a hose then??
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Candace: Mother Earth Murderers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their food isn't even organic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toni: Candace, do you have the matches?
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Toni: Coleman said their tents are fire retardant, we shall see.

Candace: Ready with the hose!
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Candace: "How come everyone is queuing for your breakfast muffins, but no one is ever interested in mine?"
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Toni: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Candace: THIS....IS.....PORTLAND!!!!!!
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I'm not even going to post a caption because I want to see what size and color font C. Killian will use for this.



AND



It's way funnier than anything I could come up with.
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AWE!!! Thank you! That is a pretty big kudos coming from one of the best open caption posters. :-)
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