I'm glad to see you all are getting into the Halloween spirit! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
From docspector:
Whew. That dream was so realistic, I actually thought 15 years had passed. Wars, terror attacks, economic collapse... I can see now that it is clearly still 1996...
From DrkMgcn399:
Hector: Wow, Ms. Peterson, that's the best Elvira costume I've ever seen! You even sound just like her.
Tim (whispering): He does know that you're actually Elvira, right?
Elvira/Cassandra Peterson (whispering): Shh! Don't spoil it.
From Miz_Tasha:
Tim Allen: I'm Captain Allen and I'm leaving tomorrow to serve overseas! Nah, I'm just joshin'... I'll be staying in America to keep ruining your Tuesday nights.
Who are these two, you may ask? Well, underneath the Lestat outfits and fangs are our beloved Shawn and Gus, just doing their Halloween thang.
Shawn: Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Gus: Shawn! I've told you a thousand times...no burritos before we work.
I smell Blacula
Shawn: BLACKULA'S HERE!
Gus: Oh, just 'cause I'm black and Dracula? Real classy.
Juliet: "I like modern metro-vampires better"
Hijinks ensue when Shawn and Gus attempt a Halloween crossover party of Interview With a Vampire and Pulp Fiction.
Shawn: "I think I look more like WWE wrestler Triple H"
Gus: "Blackula don't give damn"
Shawn: "I'm a Vampire, hear me roar!!"
Juliet: "Sheesh! Isnt it an unspoken Vampire law that you really don't agree with garlic?!"
Shawn: "And now, the world's first psychic vampire. I'd love to see Edward do this. Murdering them and then putting someone else away for the crime."
Shawn: Hurry up Juliet, get into your Elvira costume so we can be the greatest mismatched vampire trio in history!
Shawn: "Gus, I'm having trouble breathing from all the onion repellent."
Gus:"I told you, call me Lando, and it's garlic that repels vampires, not onions."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."
Juliet: "You guys look ridiculous."
Shawn: "Have you ever seen this much glorious hair in your life?"
Gus: "You know that's right."
I just don't think the world is READY for a Victorian vampire heavy-metal band... doing Manilow covers.
Juliet: "Shawn, you look more like the lead singer of Nickelback than Lestat."
Gus: "Or Michael Bolton."
Shawn: "You two are just jealous of my flowing-mane-of-awesomeness!"
Shawn: "Strange, I'm suddenly having a craving for Katie Holmes."
Shawn: "Why do you look more like Jules from Pulp Fiction than Blacula?"
Gus: "Shawn! We agreed to go as Jules and Vincent months ago! I already had the hair done this morning when you called me half an hour ago to change!"
Shawn : i want to suck .....
Girl : Geez , shut up and next time brush your teeth!
"You know, if you put the stake in certain places, it feels pretty good."
"It smells like somebody died in here."
Answering Vampire Myths: No, they cannot see their reflection. Yes, they do fart.
Shawn: "have you any "Tit Blood"?" Gus aka Blackula: "you mean "Tru Blood"?" Shawn: "I've heard it both ways"