Open Caption: Psych (July 12)

Hellooooo! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this intense shot of Rizzoli and Isles' Angela Rizzoli (Lorraine Bracco). After some initial disappointment with the large number of boob-related captions, we decided that we were kind of asking for them when we used this picture. These made us laugh:

... From Miz_Tasha:
"Did you see the recent sex scene on True Blood? I suggest we try that first, then eat dinner...Ready?"

... From bsunny627:
"And for dessert? Let's just see what's behind curtain number 1!"

... From brianinnh:
"Forget the EVOO, I have XL DDs!!"

... From whyguy:
"Sure you can open the wine, but first can you guess where I used all the olive oil?"

Up next: This shot of Psych's Shawn Spencer (James Roday) at the, uh, mercy of Teno Tan (Johnson Phan). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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There's a spider danglin' in front of your face. Let me improbably kill it with this stick.
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Breakdancing ninjas? Don't anger Chuck Norris. You won't like him when he's angry.
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"WAIT! See, there's nothing up my sleeve..."
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"Gus, you were right, those cats really WAS fast as lightning!"
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"If you've seen the end of Rush Hour 2, you know this doesn't end well for either of us."
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bow-chic-a-wow-wow
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Shawn: That's the worst kung-fu I've ever seen... Teno: Wushu.... Shawn: Heard it both ways
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That looked a lot easier in Matrix!
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The struggle between Team Edward and Team Jacob still wages on.
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Here's what's coming up on "When Ninjas Attack"...
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Uh oh, looks like "Psych" is about to get canceled.
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Sorry, Shawn, it looks like Teno isn't a fan of break dancing.
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And this is the move that helped me win "Dancing with the Stars"
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anywhere, just not the hair!
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Not the pinata!!!
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Limbo Lower~~now
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Damn I left my lightsaber at home!
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"So you want to break dance? I teach you break danceing, grasshopper."
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Hang on, they haven't lowered the pinata yet!!
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"Calm down! When I said 'Maybe YOU are the killer...' I was just joking!"
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OK! Tell the producers I changed my mind about getting a raise this season!
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Whoa! Thats the biggest toothpick I ever saw!
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When I agreed to appear on Dancing with the Stars to solve the murder, I knew they trained the stars hard, but this is ridiculous!
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I was supposed to jump the shark this episode, not dodge the ninja!
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Okay, okay, the Limbo dance originated in Trinidad and NOT Hawaii--now can I have my crutch back?
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OK, it's agreed, you're the best Limbo dance teacher of all-time!
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BTW, Yoda was only this tall and he carried a lightsaber that would've sliced through your wooden sword like butter!
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Seriously, Bruce Lee played Kato and NOT The Green Hornet!
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Uh, I know this is ONLY indoor practice, but in American baseball the batter always faces the pitcher....
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It's agreed then....you're the best limbo teacher of all time!
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You didn't get this angry when John Travolta did it!
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Oooookay, hold up, let me rephrase the question...
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Anyone can twirl a baton...watch this action! Huh!
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Dude! Don't take the Limbo pole away now! You are SUCH a sore loser!
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SHAWN:...So there we were, surfing off the coast of Honolulu, butt naked, when Sister Anthony said...
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Shawn: You should be more cautious who you attack next time, I've seen Kung Fu Panda almost a hundred times.
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Strike one!
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Shawn: "Are you sure this is how Michael Jackson learned to stand on his toes?!"
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"See Gus I totally could have been Neo in the Matrix!" Gus replies, "And I could of been Morpheus." Shawn retorts, "No more like Trinity, a dark chocolaty version with skin as soft as a baby's butt. You would of been known as Chocoinity, Tinocolaty, no definitely Chocoinity." Gus scoffs, " Chocoinity? Is that even a name?"
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Teno: Don't move!! There's a fly on your head!
Shawn: Wait, no, not the face!!!
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'And this is how Russians dance'
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"How dare you steal my PINEAPPLE!"
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"Everybody was king fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning."
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'Check out my break-dance moves bro!"
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When I said I needed to talk to your staff this isn't exactly what I meant.
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Thats exactly how NOT to sweep the leg.
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Is the stick in a pack with the balls over there, because I would really want a set for Gus.
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" . . . and the next time you 'borrow' my Hello Kitty leg warmers without asking, I won't be so nice."
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Shawn: "Hey, I'm Neo from The Matrix.oohhhahhh"
Teno: "Oh yeah? Dodge This!"
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Shawn:To bad for you! I won the limbo contest in 6th grade, Gus came in 8th.
Gus: I had bad shin splints YOU KNOW THAT SHAWN!
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