Yo! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this exuberant shot of Melissa & Joey's Melissa Joan Hart and Maite Schwartz gettin' their respective grooves on while Elizabeth Ho looks on with disdain. These caption submissions earn a pawprint of approval from Salem the cat:
... From mcwilly104:
"Yes! I knew they'd start airing reruns of Blossom sooner or later."
... From docspector:
"Clarissa, is there ANY explanation for that?"
... From SinchiYahuar:
Melissa: "I got a show now, I'm back on TV. Oot, oot."
Maite: "She's got a show now and she's back on TV, oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh huh, uh huh, go girl, go girl."
Elizabeth: "This does not bode well for a full season pickup..."
... From Aggie_TV_Addict:
"Do you know what this show needs? A talking cat."
... From Special-K99:
"It's got fun! It's got thrills! It's got screaming! But above all it's got stars! From ABC this fall, it's... Celebrity Air Traffic Control!"
And this one earned the sympathy vote. Stupid AT&T.;
... From quiltpati:
"A little to the left... up... squat more... NOPE! Still no iPhone reception."
Up next: This shot of Psych's Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dule Hill) hanging out below a painting of Nestor Carbonell. Yep. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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It's eerie... the eybrows follow you whereever you go...
"You say the victim had a huge collection of unusual postage stamps?" "No, an unusual collection of huge postage stamps..."
Actually, there were three more that came out of that photo booth...
Dude, where did you get a printer that prints THAT big?
No, Shawn, the cold chill you just felt wasn't the ghost of Dorian Gray, the fireplace flue must be open!
Ah, next time you might go with a sepia tone. It adds a certain warmth that says, "I'm classy!"
Sure, it's a great likeness of you. Do you have one in a wallet size?
I saw this portrait in a cartoon once...but it was Scrooge McDuck and he was surrounded by large sacks with dollar signs on them!.
Dude, seriously, velvet portraits are tacky--just ask Elvis and the poker playing dogs!
The vote for eyeliner campaign never took off. I hear some guy toting vote for change made a pretty good go of it.
Shawn: ...(something about guyliner)
"I know you THINK you saw Santa rise up this chimney, Gus, but..."
(Dule says) "Hey, Rich, where'd you get the autographed 'BIG PICTURE' of Burt Reynolds ? (Richard says) Burt gave me that after I drove his 'BOSS HOG SPECIAL' to second place against them Duke boys of Hazzard County. Cool, huh?" (Dule says) "Can you get me oneof those bad boys ?" No, the Dukes didn't have any like that. They got a 'BIG TROPHY'." (Dule says) "I meant Burt, without the mustache."
Shawn: *Whispering* "Wow I've heard of Lost fanatics, but MAN! This guy takes the cake." Gus: "Shawn, what are you talking about?" Shawn: "That is clearly a picture of Richard from Lost." Gus: "No it's not Shawn. Richard never aged, and..." Shawn: "Oh no Gus. Not you too!?"
Personally I would have gone with a flat screen, but maybe that's just me and my modesty talking.
Nestor Carbonell (thinking): "I am so striking the set after we wrap this scene."
Commercial voice over: "Move over, G.I. Joe. Clear your calendar, Barbie. The new "Psych" action figures are coming to Toys 'R Us! ...Figures and the Nestor Carbonell Dreamhouse sold separately."
Shawn: Let me guess...there's somebody behind me...
Shawn: Eh, I could make a better portrait than that. Just give me a photo, a frame, some rubber cement, and 7,000 dominoes...
Declan: Then the image would merely be a mixture of black and white dots.
Gus: I cannot believe you just said that!
What am I supposed to be looking at? Oh, wait. I "get it." That's Jacob and this is our LOST cross-over.
Hmmm. Big doors. Big painting. My psychic sense is telling me that you must have size issues. Don't be so embarrassed, my Christian Bale wannabee friend. This is America! Land of the free...to use Cialis!
Shawn: My psychic sense is telling me that after I wrap up this murder, I will be wrapping up this very painting and taking it home with me.Gus: Shawn just where are you going to put a painting that big?Shawn: Well on your car for starters to get it home.Gus: You must be out of your damn mind. That's a company car.
Shawn: Let me guess its Ricky Montoban as Mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island.Gus: That's Ricardo Montalban, Mon-tal-ban.Shawn: Really? I've heard it both...Gus: No you haven't Shawn stop lying!Shawn: Ze plane! Ze plane!Gus: It wasn't funny the first five times either.Shawn: Your just jealous cause I said it first!Gus: You know that's right.
Shawn: Do you like it? It's an original Dorian Gray
Shawn: Dude, you have to be on the island to get that kind of painting?
Shawn: Question: who painted this? And would he be willing to paint a portrait of two men playing badminton?Gus: Shawn, I do NOT play badminton. You know I'm afraid of shuttlecocks.Shawn: I was talking about me and Billy Zane, but that might be easier. How about squash?Gus: You know that's right.
Come on, look at me, then look at the Andy Warhol portrait. UNCANNY!
Shawn: This is definitely where I parked my car.
Shawn: Dude! Loving the self-love...I have one just like it at home. Gus: Shawn, that's just a blown up mug shot from your last speeding ticket!
Shawn: Okay first, who do I have to talk to to get a giant painting of myself stroking a tiger's head for the office? And second, you said something about a murder?
"HOPE"
Shawn: This painting looks like a painting from Andy Narwhal. Gus: It's Andy Warhol, Shawn. A Narwhal is a medium sized toothed whale that lives primarily in the Arctic. Shawn: I've heard it both ways. And I had no idea whales could paint.
It is SO awesome that you can paint a whole picture in less than 5 minutes. Do one of my friend here next..
Shawn: "Dude! Seriously, where did you get that painting?! It's creepy.." Gus: "Pardon my friend, he doesn't have an artistic eye"
I tell ya, I swear I saw his eyes moving.
Shawn: "Gus, look! It's Delorean Gray!"Gus: "It's Dorian Gray, Shawn."Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."
" that's not Nestor Carbonell, it's Richard Alpert you noob"
Now, does anyone know what the victim looked like?
Shawn: "Why do you have a picture of me on the wall? I have to admit i look pretty good in it though!"