Open Caption: Punk'd

Did you miss me? It's hard to get through those dark, cold nights in anticipation for the next morning's Open Caption results, isn't it? You poor things. Anticipate no longer, for I have arrived! And I haven't even had my coffee, yet. That's because you come first, you guys. You come first. Here are the winning captions from yesterday's contest:


From heartzkidnapper:

Brad: "I will never use Old Spice again!"


From kickdoor:

Ellis: "Me and Charlie Day have an open relationship. Hint, hint."
Wayans: "Maybe you should close it. Hint, hint."


From Geek_Queen:

Brad: "Why can't she just leaf me alone?"



Today's Image: Punk'd

How could we not go with this show today? The fact that it exists is joke enough, but now that Bieber's hosting? Somebody shake me from this pop culture nightmare. (I'm sure Ashton isn't gleaming, either). In tonight's season premiere, victims include Taylor Swift and Rob Dyrdek. In the still below, Lauren Conrad (right) reacts to the big reveal: Surprise! Dax Shepard (left) totes pranked you, guurrl. I actually have no idea if Conrad's bit is part of tonight'sis from this season—and let's face it—we're probably never going to Open Caption this show again. So let's have fun with it while it lasts! Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Mar 30, 2012
Dax (thinking): "Ugh, why am I here, again? Oh, yeah, I need money."
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax (thinking): "Is it just me or is Lauren Conrad morphing into Lindsay Lohan?"
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Mar 30, 2012
The dude in blue shirt is heartzkidnapper "the real winner"

The girl in white shirt is shre123 "the winner of yesterday contest by mistake"

Girl : i won the contest and the best part it is not my caption !

Dude : shit , i will never win this contest!
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Mar 30, 2012
I fixed this! My sincerest apologies. Typo-alert!
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Mar 30, 2012
No worries & No need for apologies . Thank you anyway .
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Mar 30, 2012
You mean Rick Santorum ISN'T just a recurring bit on SNL?!?!
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: What? My teen novel L.A. Candy is being honored with the National Book Award? I need to go blog this.

Dax to himself: I thought famous people get Punk'd. who is this chick.
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Mar 30, 2012
Hey girl, you got a 25,000 dollar special guest appearance fee smile. Oh and you so punk'd!!
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: LOL guys, I totes believed you were a barrista spitting in my chai latte!

Dax: Uh, hold on, that last part was for real...

Lauren: *slurp*
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Mar 30, 2012
This guy thinks he can hit on me?! Ha!



(I have no idea who she is...)
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Mar 30, 2012
Hobo Dax: You're gonna raped!!....uh, punk'd, I mean punk'd....with my penis.
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Mar 30, 2012
gross
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: Oh, for a second there I thought I was being punk'd, but nope, it's just some homeless guy.
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax: And you are...?

Lauren: OMG! I'm being punk'd, right?!

Dax: No, seriously. Are you suppose to be famous?
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Mar 30, 2012
Someone help, this crazy barrista is stalking me.
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: "Like OMG, you completely had me fooled! I totally thought you were Zach Braff!"
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: I'm getting punk'd? Does this mean I'm still famous?!! You love me! You actually love me!!!

Dax: Uh, yeah, actually all our real celebrity targets refused to sign the release...

Lauren: But I'm still gonna be on TV right?
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Mar 30, 2012
why do silly shows like this (and the vapid reality tv stars who troll them) keep infesting our tv screens?
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax: Wait, come back. I DO so have a gun show. LOOK!!

Lauren: Buhahahahahahahaha
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax "They're laughing at you, not with you"
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax: Wait... So I'm funny right?
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax: "Kristen is going to be so happy when I surprise her with another sloth. Though this one appears to be unusually slow."
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Mar 30, 2012
Best thing that guy ever did was pick up the video camera and get Kristen Bell a sloth.
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Mar 30, 2012
Joy Bryant (Jamsine) emerges from behind the fence. "Hey aren't we getting married or something? - you just got Parenthooded!"
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Mar 30, 2012
Lauren: OMG! LOL! He, like, stabbed me in the arm!



Dax: **Sigh** I will never understand women.
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Mar 30, 2012
Girl: Wait, Justin Bieber is hosting this show now? AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Mar 30, 2012
Dax Shepherd: Wait what, but I was engaged to Kristen Bell and was on Parenthood and life was so great.



Lauren; Hey guys, he actually believed he was a celebrity, Longest punk'd in history.
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