Open Caption: Raising Hope

Dear Captionistas: When you talk, I listen. I brought up your fine and valid arguments to the Open Caption Board of Supervisors, and they agreed that we ought to take into consideration the number of "thumbs-ups" a caption receives from fellow Captionistas. We have decided to integrate this percentage into our voting process—which involves 12 jurors, one of whom is a Latin scholar, plus heated debates, dangling chads, and powdered wigs—to ensure a fair outcome. And so, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From DavidJackson8:
Walden: Jake, what's with the hat?
Jake: I'm trying to color coordinate my outfit.
Alan: But the hat doesn't match the clothes.
Jake: It matches my cereal.

From Neksmater:
"Hey isn't that Charlie's old sombrero?"
"The network says we can't talk about that."

From GirishStewart:
Walden: Cool down, Taco Bell. You CANNOT dress up for prom like that!
Jake: *In deep voice* Don't tell me what I can't do!
Alan: You watch LOST!!!


Today's Image: Raising Hope
So apparently Jimmy is living out an Alice in Wonderland fantasy tonight. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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wow, did i have another growth spurt?
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I did NOT see this coming when the producer of "Once Upon A Time" said I had a 'huge' guest appearance!
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That's great to hear. Thank you for listening to our concerns, Llana.

And I won on my second try! Awesome!!
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Jimmy: I thought objects got bigger closer up

Bert: We brought the pump to you

Jimmy: That makes sense
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"Wow it's going to take forever to fill my van up. At least now it'll seem like I'm getting my moneys worth."
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"Well, they DID tell me that some of the toilets in China were going to be a little different."
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Jimmy: Where's the do-not-use-near-this-area cellphone that comes with it?
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I said I wanted gas PRICES to shrink. I guess it's situations like this why mom always said never to talk with my mouth full.
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Movie Studio Exec: "I don't care if it just came out last year and no one wants to see it, re-boots are in and we're remaking Gulliver's Travels again dammit. Can we get Justin Bieber? No? Get that guy from the show with the baby. Yeah that ought to do."
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And gas prices are going UP?!?!
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I'm almost there! I'm almost at Santa's Workshop!
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Whoa, never challenge Lady Elaine Fairchild to a drinking contest! She'll drink you under the table, then dump your ass in the roughest neighborhood in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
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wow , that mushroom really worked .. the human centipede was not a drug dealer after all
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I either woke up in Barbie's Dream Gas Station or the Prius now has its own gas station.
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When did everything get so small.



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Man I remember gas the price of gas was that low.
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well at least in this world I have the biggest brain...
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Damn, only premium left and my jimmy bus only takes diesel.
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This isin't where I parked my car! (eurotrip humor)
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How do I know whether I'm regular or super?
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Fisher Price for teenage boys petrol heads.
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waiting for half naked - Barbie to wash my car at the gas station!!!!
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Jimmy: We should've known better than to eat mom's meatloaf
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Jimmy: I hope they give change cause I only have a 10 with me
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uh i think skrunk the kids
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is this what the recession has come to?
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"I know we're not supposed to waste petrol, but isn't this a little ridiculous?"
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Mee Maw FTFY
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I don't really understand your comment. Cloris Leachman's character's name is MAW MAW, not Mee Maw!
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Jimmy: "Now I can finally squash Wyatt and have Sabrina all for myself."
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Jimmy: Is isn't what I was thinking when dad said he had "a little gas".
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The lesser known Lewis Carroll tale: Through the Plexiglass.
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