Open Caption: Revenge Hits the Home Stretch

I see you guys don't take too kindly to Glee captions. Duly noted! Hopefully today's photo will be more pleasing to your brains. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From wind_shadow:

Finn: "Who has a problem that can be solved with a musical montage?"
Mike: *sigh*
Santana: "Really? Another one??"


From qbe_64:

"An asian, a hispanic and a caucasian walk into a bar.
They order rice, tacos and a sense of entitlement over other cultures, respectively."
Mike: "It's too loud in here! They need to turn down the stereo-type!"


From Homerman92:

Finn: "What? Three seasons and we've already run out of songs?!"



Today's Image: Revenge

This is it, you guys, the final episode—the events that have warranted a whole season's worth of build up—will finally air tonight. In "Reckoning," Emily aims to enter her final phase for revenge against all who wronged her father, turning her attention to the "white-haired man" while the Graysons slowly destroy themselves. It wouldn't be a finale without a twist, though, so prepare for an explosive event that could throw everyone off course. (I already can't wait for Season 2). In the still below, Nolan and Emily get tied up in a very delicate position. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Emily: You should have just bought the actual cable company and hired yourself as an employee instead of sneaking into his house. You're worth like a trillion dollars, why on earth would you do anything yourself?



Nolan: You're a towel.
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what was the safe word again?
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Nolan: "Well, it's official. This moment just got worse."

Emily: "What happened?!"

Nolan: "My foot is itching."
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Emily: "Did you steal those socks off the Wicked Witch of the East?"

Nolan: "Be sure to ask the Wizard for a heart, will ya? Or to remove the broomstick from your ass."
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Nolan: "You gave me a S&M weekend for my birthday?!"

Emily: "It's the gift that keeps on giving."

Nolan: "That's what I'm afraid of!"
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Nolan: "At least you can't make me watch Everwood now."
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Emily: "Jeez, man, your biceps SUCK! What does it take you to pull open this door??"
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Nolan: "That Starbucks Grande and double bran muffin set was a big mistake, Emily."



Emily: "..."
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Nolan: "Yeah, it's the new Ebola strain... all the rage, I tell you! Oh! Gosh... ummm... yeah, they made it airborn. Sorry."
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Nolan: "Can you believe I actually used to have a nipple pierced with one of these suckers? It really WEIGHED ME DOWN!! BWAHAHA!"



Emily: "I'm going to ask them to give ME the gun!"
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"Are we in a Harold Pinter play? What's with the chair?"
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"Aren't you supposed to be sitting in that chair for the interview?"
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"You can keep struggling to take off your pants all you want. We're BOTH chained up and can't move, idiot!"
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"Don't ask why you, dude. It's obviously because of your socks."
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dude, i've told you a million times - that isn't how you spell YMCA
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Nolan: It's time for some fun!



Emily: You Idiot! How are we supposed to have fun if you cuff us both to the wall?
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Nolan: They said either give up my socks or they'd break my nose. As you can see I made the right choice.
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Emily: Do you think Jack's coming over?

Nolan: I hope so!
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Emily: This is one kinky playroom you have in the basement Nolan.
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nolan: my nose matches my socks
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Nolan: ... Aaaaand stretch...
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Nolan, Oh my God, Emily!!!! Haven't seen you in forever!!! I've just been getting the shit beat out of me because of your whole, "get revenge for my father" thing you got going on but other than that nothing new. What about you?
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I said I wanted to WATCH 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'
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Nolan: is it just me or is this guy into to some really kinky sex shit.
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Emily: No I haven't seen Saw. Why do you ask?



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Nolan: As always, a perfect plan executed perfectly, Emily.

Emily: Gonna choke you so bad when this is over....
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Nolan: Do you think this bloody nose makes me look younger?

Emily: No, but I do think it makes your boobs look bigger.
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Emily: This is what happens when you party with John Travolta.
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Emily:"I'm almost done with my revenge. If we do this the writers will have to come up with extra storylines for next season"
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This isn't what I had in mind when I asked to roleplay Lord of the Rings with you...
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Nolan: Remember last year when I said I wouldn't be able to explain irony to you even if we were locked up in chains in a room together? Well do you get it now?



Emily: Wait, so it's when a character talks directly to the audience right?



Nolan: God I hope he kills you first.
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Nolan : FYI , I watced Saw , its not a good ending for the pretty girl .

Emily : this is just a makeup , behind it i am 60 years old man .
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Emily: "You're SURE it was Declan who wanted us here? I don't buy it, this is Victoria's bread and butter."
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Is there an RSS feed with the news and without these nonsense posts?
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Nolan: "I know I said I'm sexually open-minded, but this is just too kinky."
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Emily: Bill Buchanan is one tough customer. He must've learned a thing or two from Jack Bauer. If you have anything to say to your kneecaps, I would say it now.



Nolan: Hate you so much right now.
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Emily: "I told you I didn't have telekinesis powers, I can't move that chair and you don't have to keep banging yourself in that wall!!"
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Nolan: Really? None of this seems symbolic to you at all.
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Nolan: So... wanna hang together?

Ems: I'm a bit tied up at the moment.
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Emily: Are those my socks?
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Nolan: You're doing this all wrong. You really shouldn't have skipped the 'How To Rescue An Ally' chapter in the Guide to Revenging.
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Nolan: I'm gonna cut off my left hand if it will get us out of here.

Emily: I know I should have brought my pocket knife...
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Emily: "Pfft, anyone who thinks these chains can hold me down obviously doesn't know who they are dealing with."



Nolan: "They look pretty cheap if you ask me."
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Nolan: I told you we'd get renewed. There was no need to try and get kinky.
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I told you that guy was a bad choice for a threesome.
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OMG - my dad is still alive!
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Emily: "I think we went a little too far with this staring contest"
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