Open Caption: Ringer

If anyone can make these glasses work, it's Jason O'Mara! And if anyone come up with clever captions for silly TV scenes, it's you, Open Captioners! Way to work it. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest.

From docspector:
"Damn. The show isn't any better in 3D."

From SeanJohannse:
"I'm Reese. Sergeant Tech-Com, DN38416. Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for termin...wait a sec. Lush vegetation? Dinosaurs? This don't look like 1984 Los Angeles. Alright, who's been messing with the time portal again?!?"

From RasimMagafuro:
"Damn, why didn't I teleport to the Life on Mars universe?"

From JermaineKeller:
"I won't be back!"

From VerRonnieCa:
"I wear my sunglasses at night."


Today's Image: Ringer
Looks like Buffy, er, I mean Siobahn, er, I mean Bridget, is gonna get into it with Henry tonight. (Maybe she forgot to take out the trash?) Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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"And with her last dying burst of energy, she grabbed a knife and severed all the fingers on my right hand. See? Just a thumb."
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Henry tries to convince Bridget that his wife is okay with an unpersuasive pantomime.
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Henry: And then this guy, like, parried every single one of Chun-Li's kicks and countered with this awesome combo. Just destroyed her in, like, five seconds. It was so cool! I've been trying to replicate it all day.

Bridget: Why, exactly?

Henry: 'Cause I'll get a Trophy and prove to that little Asian kid across the street that I'm the better 3rd Strike player. Hey, I can't move my thumbs. Is that bad?
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KP: Sioban! Jemma is dead! My secret evil twin brother Harry murdered her with a vase which he stole from a cop who was protecting him from a serial killer pimp whose crimes he witnessed!

SMG: ... ... ... I'm so gonna kill some screenwriter today...
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Henry: "... and then I took my thumbs and jammed them in her eyes like so...."

Bridget: "Yeah, about that.... I said "fix" your marriage, not "nix" your marriage...."
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who has two thumbs and still call you buffy?
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see opposable thumbs vampires dont have that ,thats how you differentiate !
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Henry: Hey Siobhan, guess what?

Bridget: What?

Henry: AYYY!!!!
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Henry: *Thumbs Up* EYYYYYY!!!

Bridget: Please, don't jump the shark...not now...
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Bridget: You didn't do any housework while I was gone did you? I bet you just sat in front of the PS3 playing Call of Duty: Black Ops all day, didn't you?!

Henry: Of course not! I resent the implication that I....

Bridget: Then why are your thumbs stuck like that?

Henry: ...........But it was the Call of the Dead Expansion Pack!!!!
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Gellar : "Dude, are you the one responsible for that horrible home decoration based on frames ?"

Henry : "yeah, I thought it would match your weird taste about phallic-shaped fruit jar !"
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"Henry likes this"
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Guy: Are we good?

Girl: Yah, I just need to write something in this paper..

Guy: What?

Girl: "Do Not Disturb"

Guy: Oh you make me wanna thumb up!!
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Bridget: I'm just using you for sex.

Henry: Two thumbs up for that.
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Of all the frames this series has to offer, *this* is the best they could come up with?
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SMG: I don't have mom hair!
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SMG: Where are you doing Kris? You know what your contract says.

KP: Mooove from the door Sarah, you know Im up to here with this Henry thing.... Im out of this show, girl !!
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I don't understand what's going on. Let's have sex.
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guy: have you seen Lux?

SMG: who?

guy: Think she's a witch now or something.

SMG: I used to know witches

guy: kewl (thumbs up)!
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Bridget: "What are you doing here, 5 words or less?"

Henry: Uh, you used that line looong ago!!

Bridget: oops, my bad.

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Henry: You look just like that actress, what's her name, Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Bridget: Yeah, I get that all the time. She's my sister. We're triplets, Siobhan, her and me.
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Henry: Look, I'm tellin ya it is!!

Bridget: Yeah right!

Henry: Ok, get a tape measu......uh better make that a YARD stick!!

Bridget: Dream on Mr Big!!

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Is that the letter from Joss Whedon? Any good Avengers spoilers?
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Henry: I am the thumb-of-war champion, five years running. Biotch.
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Henry : what are you holding in your hand ?

Bridget : it is a letter from Siobhan .

Henry : what ? i thought you are .....

Bridget : im Buffy the vampire slayer!!!

****Buffy theme Begins*****
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Henry (whispering): "Psst. Siobahn, there's a strange, green creature crawling on your shoulder."



Siobahn/Bridget: "Don't worry. That's just something that Willow whipped up today."
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Henry: "Guess what? I've already been offered my own spin-off series!"
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Henry: "Does this Henley make me look fat?"

Bridget: "Derrrrrr..."
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"Who has two thumbs, and just murdered a redhead? This guy!"
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"These are my thumbs. You like em?"
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SMG : i've just got the result ass^&(#* " , i have Tourette's syndrome !

GUY : what ? after i killed my own wife , you are telling me this ? come on , Siobahn.

SMG : im not Siobahn , im BUFFY ...........BIT^^&*#
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guy: So you've been telling me we're done and you never want to be with me again, so I followed your lead and killed my wife.... Have we upgraded from gold stars to thumbs up now?

SMG: Dude seriously?
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guy: do you thing vampires are coming?

SMG: i hope so, i need to kick some ass
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Guy: Hey

SMG: Heyii

Guy: Thumbs up if you are HOT today!

SMG: I know! Right?

Guy: What do you say? Upstairs?

SMG: Now? OK.

Guy: Good! Cause she's been upstairs for hours and I can't stand the smell

SMG: : /
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I've just come from the doctor's office. The test results are in...
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Who has two thumbs and wishes he was in a better show? This guy...
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Durnnit, I just posted an extremely similar comment before I saw yours, sorry. Anyway, yours was funnier.
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SMG: "Look Angel, I'm the slayer and you're... wait, I forgot who's alive in this show."
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Sarah: This letter says we were just cancelled?!

Plain Jane Dude: Well, what did you expect? It's not like this is the WB anymore.

Sarah: But I was Buffy, for Christ's sake!

PJD: Yeah, and now it's a comic book.
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Guy: "Who has two thumbs and thinks this show is ridiculous? This guy!"

SMG: "You're actually pointing at me."

Guy: "Oh, so you think it's ridiculous too?"
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"So...what is this show about again?"
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"Either help me take down these vampires or at least go out and bury Gemma. Don't just stand there telling me I look nice in this outfit. Besides, it is SO last season."
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You're a vampire?! I thought I left the Hellmouth in Cleveland!
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Oops, am also not invited in here; I thought I was only not invited to tv.
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"I would use my thumbs....see, like this"
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