Open Caption: Ringer's Renewed Vows

Thank you to yesterday's commenters for coming out of the woodwork and participating in the Open Caption! I love it when the comment count is high enough to make my job harder. So many choices. So little time. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest. I think at least one of you will be very pleased:


From FringeFanatic:

"Always the bridesmaid... never the bride."


From WillianStein:

Ted: "And that is how I became your mother."


From Knuester:

Ted: "There is no St. Patricia's day in Ireland, is there?"



Today's Image: Ringer

It's the season finale tonight, so let's do this and let's do it right. In this episode, aptly titled, "I'm The Good Twin," before Bridget renews her vows as Siobhan, she realizes that must tell Andrew who she really is—but will Henry spill the beans to Bridget about Siobhan? In the still below, it appears that Bridget (far right) has decided to go through with the whole vow-renewal thing with Andrew while his daughter, Juliet (far left), watches from the sidelines. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Apr 27, 2012
HILARIOUS!



This has really been the best day. First I learn Fringe has been renewed for a fifth season, and then I get to watch one of my favorite episodes of Community EVER! It was so painful criticizing last week's episode. It was like my first fight with Community. And you know what they say about make-up-TV? I don't think I've ever been more in love with this show.



I must warn you, this comment may seem like over-indulgence run amok. One might ask themselves, what's with all the quotations? Is this guy practicing turning a TV show he watched into a script? We get it, you can write things you heard, why does it matter?!



Every one of these quotes literally made me laugh out loud. I honestly can't remember laughing so much in any other episode of Community. I can't remember laughing so much in any other episode of anything, for that matter.



Here are my favorite moments: (There were A LOT!)



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Troy: "Looks like it's gonna be a late night. How'd we manage to pull the short straw?"

Abed: "It's not a short straw, it's a hot potato."

Troy: "Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold, to me."

Abed: "Cold, or dead."

Troy: "Survey says ..."

Abed: "We can't both do the zinger."

Troy: "Sorry."



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Starburns: "Dead yam, big deal. Order some ketchup."

Troy: "That doesn't make sense, you don't order ketchup, it's a condiment!" (Punches cabinet.)



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Troy: "We have to tell professor Kane."

Abed: "There's nothing here that connects to Starburns. He'd have to confess."

Troy: "Oh yeah, sure, and maybe if we ask him nice he'll write us a love letter, too."

Botanist Coroner: "Whoever did do this owes you guys a letter, an A. This yam was about to bloom."

Troy (sadly whispering): "Pam."

Abed: "We named the yam Pam. It rhymed."



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Troy and Abed: "Why do they always r ..."

Troy and Abed: " Why do they always ..."

Troy: "You go ahead."

Abed: "Why do they always run."

Troy: "There you go."



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Todd: "What's this about."

Abed: "It's about the killing of our biology yam. Will you please come with us?"

Todd: "But I'm in the middle of making a handle."

Abed: "He wants it the hard way. Tell him what Shirley said."

Troy: "Todd Jacobson, you have the right to do whatever you want. Nothing you say or do can be used against you by anyone, but we'd really like it if you came with us, please and thank you."



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Annie: "A hero doesn't call himself a hero. He gets a called a hero because of what he does. And with your impressive record, not even I could deny you the title."

Lieutenant Colonel Archer: "Objection. She's clearly ramping up to something."

Jeff: "Objection, that's not a real objection."

Professor Kane: "Objection, I hate the both of you. You may proceed Ms. Edison but do so with caution, need I remind you this is not a court room!"



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Jeff: "It's not worth getting an A if an innocent man might get an F."



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Jeff: "Why was it so hard for all of us to grow a yam? It's just a stupid yam in a stupid jar. We're all fully grown adults failing a kindergarten project.

Professor Kane: "Can I object?"

Annie: "I'll allow it."

Jeff: "Sustained."



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Professor Kane: "Holy crap! We are definitely dissecting pine cones next year."



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Other things I loved:



- Abed's Inspector Spacetime badge and Troy's Spiderman tie.

- Shirley so easily/amazingly stepping into the role of Police Captain. "It's been a long fifteen-years."

- Dean Pelton hula-hooping in his office.

- The hilarious medieval picture the Sketch Artist was drawing.

- Professor Kane using the stapler as a gavel.
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Apr 19, 2012
Siobhan: Babe I have some good news and bad news. The good news is we're renewing our vows.. the bad news- Joss Whedon pwrote our vows so this marriage probably will get cancelled far too soon.
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Apr 18, 2012
Siobhan: "Oh, Angel."

Priest (whispers): "Wrong show."

Siobhan: "Spike?"

Priest (thinking): "Ugh, this is going to be a long day."
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Apr 18, 2012
Bride: I have a confession, I'm not Siobahn.

Groom: Well that's good because I'm not Andrew.

Priestess: Well, I'm not a real priest.

Juliet: And I'm not the real Juliet.

Crowd member: I so glad this wedding has an open bar.
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Apr 18, 2012
Priest : Andrew , do you take Siobhan for your lawful wedded wife, .starting from this Episode , to the end of the season, to love and cherish, 'til a cancellation do you a part ?

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Apr 18, 2012
Priestess (thinking): I said kiss the bride... if he doesn't do it, I will!
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Apr 18, 2012
Priest: "Do you Bridget take this...

Siobhan: "Siobhan!!"

Priest: "Do you Siobhan take this..."
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Apr 18, 2012
Umm, which one are you again?
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Apr 18, 2012
Promise me that, if you ar ever with child, you not produce something like the bland, personality-less, useless character that stands behind me.
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Apr 18, 2012
Which do you think will kill the marriage first, divorce, death or cancellation?
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Apr 18, 2012
Andrew: This relationship is Dr. Doomed.

Bridget: Haha, you slay me!



(thanks to micahsmith3 for providing the frame of reference for making this caption possible)
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Apr 18, 2012
Bridget: I don't give a damn WHO she is! Get her the hell outta here. I'm the only one wearing white today!!
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Apr 18, 2012
"Where did all of these people come from? Isn't everyone we know either dead, missing, or in jail?"
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Apr 18, 2012
Andrew (thinking): Step 2: Marry the other twin - check.

step 3: Threesome here I come!
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Apr 18, 2012
"Andrew finally gets to put a ring on the finger of his Ringer."
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Apr 18, 2012
Andrew: "When I saw you the first time I asked myself: What would Beyonce do? And here we are."
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Apr 18, 2012
Priest: Come on, ring her!
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Apr 18, 2012
Juliet: Always the bridesmaid, never the...oh wait, that won yesterday? Uh...I got nothing...
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Apr 18, 2012
Haha! Sorry about that. Who knew it would be applicable for both pictures?
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Apr 18, 2012
Maybe a new record? Same caption 2 days in a row?
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Apr 18, 2012
RERUNS??? It's not summer yet!!!
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Apr 18, 2012
Gruffudd: "The only reason that I'm going through with this Buffy, is so that we can hopefully get renewed for next season. Daddy needs a new boat."
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Apr 18, 2012
Juliet: I wish they'd hurry. I'm missing The Vampire Diaries.
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Apr 18, 2012
Juliet: No one suspects that I am actually Bodaway Macawi. Sure it doesn't make sense, but this is Ringer.
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Apr 17, 2012
I'm sorry. Jessica Alba couldnt make it
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Apr 17, 2012
Do you Buffy the Vampire Slayer take Mr. Fantastic to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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Apr 17, 2012
Andrew : i hope our marriage last a bit longer than the kardashians .

ringer's producer in the back : poor guy , he still dont know that the show will get cancelled and replaced by a reality show .
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Apr 17, 2012
Honey I can't do this with that creepy ginger priestess watching.
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Apr 17, 2012
YES! Oh, man, this must be what it feels like on your fake wedding day. Thanks, C.K! (I actually wrote that without even looking at todays picture ... I'm on fire!)



I'm so happy I think I'll skip this Open Caption contest (also because I don't watch Ringer, so I probably wouldn't stand a chance ... but mostly the happy thing).



I'll be back tomorrow, though!
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