I hope everyone enjoyed a fireworks-filled weekend! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of Lie to Me's Cal Lightman (Tim Roth) and a very futuristically-outfitted Sgt. Jeff Turley (guest-star Enver Gjokaj). As you can see, we were partial to Dollhouse and World Cup-related captions:
... From Homerman92:
"That's the guy! The guy who canceled Dollhouse!!"
... From brianinnh:
"This instant replay is great, it was definitely a goal!!"
... From mojoboy31:
Enver: "I call my avatar Victor. He can be anything I want him to be... "
Roth: *yawns* "Did I fall asleep?"
... From KimMendoza:
Jeff: I feel like an idiot.
Cal: Yeah, but the football match is coming in clear now, so stay put.
Up next: This shot of Rizzoli and Isles' Angela Rizzoli (Lorraine Bracco) looking... really pleased with herself? Post your best caption idea in the comments!
I don't know what it is but it is running up my leg! I know I should scream but...but I kind of like it.
@tvqueen: Bracco is playing Jane Rizzoli's mother!
i dont even wanna do a caption for that...she just looks too scary
Ah! I will kill White Snow! I will prepare a special food for her!
Ahahah!
My mad evil plan to conquer Austin Powers is working!NB: Have the producers ever read the books? Wrong name (s/b Jane Rizzoli) and Isles should look like Cleopatra. Just saying ...
i'm hungry for some sausage, but oh, there's none on the counter...
This is so funny
Take breasts add Vinegar & oil and vavoom,bazookas!
Heeeyyy there Little Red Riding Hood...
You sure are lookin' good...
Everything a big bad wolf could want...
Come closer my pretty...hee hee
Did you see the recent sex scene on True Blood? I suggest we try that first, then eat dinner...Ready?
And for dessert? Let's just see what's behind curtain number 1!
Did you have to put anchovies on that salad???
oops- now how did that happen?
so you think cooking wine will make me show them?
You are going to let me use a knife?
OK but this time you eat the salad off me!
Forget the EVOO, I have XL DDs!!
Sure you can open the wine, but first can you guess where I used all the olive oil
He who smelled it...dealt it!!! Honest to G...it was the dog!!!
I'll be Cagney and you can be Lacy!
Do me a favour, take a deap breath and tell me... How GOOOD does it SMELL?!?
Are you ready to see my new Wonder Bra?
Saltee442
hehe my farts small like cheese and asparagus.
Would you like to see my beautiful breasts?
"Angie made poopoo!"
Is Girls Gone Wild REALLY making a cooking show?
"thats right just keep smiling and pretend to give a rats ass about these fools.... I put rat poison in the food so I'll be free of them soon enouh MUHAHAHAH..... oh jeez I need to get out more"
I shouldn't have told him I can cook. Now he expects me to help with dinner and the only thing I can do in a kitchen is make a sandwich!
Hey, be nice. I paid a lot for these!
Are you SURE you dont want to stay for dinner?
Apples, you say?
Externally: "You've been such a good boy that I'm gonna give you a show, but I'm feeling oh so naughty tonight!"
Internally: (voice of Ms. Swan) You look-a-like-a man!
"That's right. Showing the cleavage. Rachel Ray can kiss my ass."
Can I stop smiling yet?
"Busts are springing out all over"....
See! I told you every time I press right here, and make this face, I fart.
OK, OK, are ya ready.......are ya ready.........???????
I hid two mellons now guess where.....come on GUESS!!!!!
Watch out! Or she just might want to cook at your house.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
"If you come down from there, I'll take off this shirt and let you REALLY see Rizzoli and Isles."
"The secret ingredient is 40 years of homicidal rage."