Open Caption: Rizzoli & Isles

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Today's Image: Rizzoli & Isles

Did you miss this one while the Olympics took center stage? In tonight's return, "Melt My Heart to Stone," which is also the summer finale, a dead woman is found inside a statue. Yes, a statue. As more bodies start to surface, Jane and Maura realize that they'd better pick up the pace and find that killer. Also, a new detective is invited onto the squad and Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston in an attempt to win Maura back. And in case that's not enough to feed your dramatic appetite, Lydia goes into labor. Yeesh! In the still below, Jane and Maura chat while examining the evidence of yet another statue body. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Maura: The woman in this statue was also armless.

Jane: Hmmm. Can't wait to see the guy stashed in David!
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Isles: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get my ass looking this amazing?

Rizzoli: I wouldn't know. I am so jealous of your ass, right now.
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Ver1.

Maura: No; even if you bring more statues and a more comfy chair, my motion sickness won't go away. I will never ride the carousel.



Ver2.

Maura: I thought you said Caruso was here, not a carousel. I even brought my CSI fan kit.



Ver3.

Jane: Sorry, no doughnut for the latecomers.



Ver4.

Maura: The producers said there still won't be any vampires or werewolfs in the next episode.
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Didn't CSI already do "dead-bodies-in-the-statues"? How did THEY solve it?
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---Breaking Bad Spoiler Alert---

Jane : Oh , did you see how the cute kid getting shot in BB episode yesterday ?!

Maura : Yes , it was so intense !

Guy : What the fu** they're talking about !!!
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DET. RIZZOLI: Maura, I don't want to ride the chairs, I want to ride the horsey.



DR. ISLES: Jane, the horses are for the children, these elegant seats are for the dignity of us adults, hence the classical statuary at each set.



DET. RIZZOLI: I don't care Maura, it's boring. Come onnnnn, the other kids are gonna take up all the horses!



DET. FROST: Why don't you compromise and ride the statuary?



BOTH WOMEN: Shut up, Frost!
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Dennis: Worst pole dancing I've ever seen.
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Rizzoli: "I said i wanted to go on the rollercoaster first"

Isles: "I f you complain one more time then you dont get any cotton candy!"
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Maura: "Hey, Jane!"

Jane: "What?"

Maura: "I bet what's in my bag is more interesting than what's in Frost's pants!"

Jane: "MAURA!"
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The trick is to never blink and the statues won't try to kill you. Some Doctor told me.
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"So this is where all that creepy sh*t on eBay is stored..."
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Ver.1

Maura: What? Something's on my face? I get the feeling even the statue is staring at me...



Ver.2

Jane: Ookey... Colorful gloves, oldscool doctor bag, wrought iron chairs and a creepy lady statue on a carousel... Feels like a warehouse. Guys, I think we are on the wrong set.
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Definitely Version 2!
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Don't look now Maura, but I think that arm-less statue is checking you out!
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Maura: It appears to be the work of the ancient Sumerian God Gozer. Circa 6000 BC



Jane: Well considering how the rest of the season has gone... THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!



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Who will win this enthralling 4-way staring contest?!

Statue: *thought bubble* Yo, I got this.
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Maura: It was highly fashionable for women in ancient Greece to wear thin fabric on their lower halfs like this.

Jane: Really Maura? You don't say...

Frost: O RLY?
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Jane: "Is that medical examiner's bag a Hermes Birkin?"

Maura: "Oh yes, but I only carry these cheap things to work."
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Jane: "Yeah, I kind of see the resemblance; one of you is cold, emotionless and stiff, and the other is a statue."
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FROST: Ladies, that's not how it works. You're supposed to keep your focus not on each other but on the statues for the Weeping Angels to remain frozen.
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Excellent! I got the reference right away. :)
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Too obscure but brilliant!
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Not that obscure.
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FROST: Ok, either this carousel is messing with my head, or you ladies are getting much bigger.



ISLES: Sorry Detective Frost, I'll have to consult with a specialist to be sure, but it appears you've contracted Lollipop Guild Fever. At least now you'll be allowed to ride one of these horses.
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