Open Caption: Rookie Blue (September 6)

Hope y'all had a lovely Labor Day weekend. It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this confusing shot of Psych's Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dule Hill) standing beneath a painting of Lost's Nestor Carbonell. These caption submissions were sweeter than pineapple:

... From Aggie_TV_Addict:
Shawn: "This painting looks like a painting from Andy Narwhal."
Gus: "It's Andy Warhol, Shawn. A Narwhal is a medium-sized toothed whale that lives primarily in the Arctic."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways. And I had no idea whales could paint."

... From milkhaswings:
Shawn: "Gus, look! It's Delorean Gray!"
Gus: "It's Dorian Gray, Shawn."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

... From FranVanster:
Shawn: "Dude, you have to be on the island to get that kind of painting?"

... From Geek_Queen:
Commercial voice-over: "Move over, G.I. Joe. Clear your calendar, Barbie. The new Psych action figures are coming to Toys 'R Us! ...Figures and the Nestor Carbonell Dreamhouse sold separately."

... FromXGalt:
"Personally I would have gone with a flat screen, but maybe that's just me and my modesty talking."

... From docspector:
"It's eerie... the eybrows follow you wherever you go..."

And—drumroll please—this week's winner, osdawaya16, cracked us up with a single word: "HOPE."

Up next: This shot of Rookie Blue's Traci (Enuka Okuma), Chris (Travis Milne) and Andy (Missy Peregrym) in Thursday's Season 1 finale. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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o.k. quick before they set up the next scene. See that camera man sprawled in that chair. Yea the one that was making rude comments about our acting all day under his breath!
He's about to wish he'd worn a cup!
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No, no, no, you've got the technique all wrong. You relax, breathe slowly, pretend the bullseye is the face of your stupid-head ex-boyfriend, and FIRE!!
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If only I hadn't lost my soul to the Devil, thought Andy. Then I could still be with Sam, Sock, and Benjy - instead of with these two losers. And I could go back to spelling my name with an "i".....
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These rookies take they're dart games seriously!
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Okay, Captain, just bend over ONE MORE TIME....
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"Here. Hold my beer, and watch this!"
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Darts is easy! I just pretend the center is my last boyfriends heart!
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Traci: $50 says I can put this dart thru the center of that guys donut WHILE he's eating it. Andy: I don't think so! I'll take that bet! Chris: Uh, guys... the dart board is over here....
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Who needs guns if you've got imaginary darts
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News Reporter: "A 'Rookie Blue' director "got the point," literally, today when he made the mistake of insulting an actress wielding a dart. He's okay, but doctors say he will be unable to sit down until the swelling subsides. Hopefully, they can all move past this incident by turning the other cheek."
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THAT's your gun? Get that way from me!
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Can't your imaginary eyes see where my imaginary bow is pointing?
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And this is how John Travolta shook it in 'fever'
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Traci: Guys, I've decided to tell you something. I have magical powers. Chris: Like Harry Potter? Traci: Sure. Andy: You're kidding right?! Traci: No really, I'll prove it to you... That girl by the bar over there, *points at girl* I'll use magic on her. Chris: Haha like make her clothes disappear? Traci: *sigh* Not what I had in mind but sure... Now I wave my wand like this...
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Andy and Traci (thinking): I bet Chris is checking me out. I look awesome.
Chris (thinking): I don't know what looks more ridiculous, Traci's form or Andy's jacket. I need more guy friends.
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...and THIS is how we did it on "Sue Thomas, FBEye"...
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Chirs: "Are all rookie cops as good looking as us, or is that just in Canada?" Andy: I think you've had too much Labatt Blue to drink. Chris: I can hold my liquour, Eh. On to the Maple Syrup Jello Shots!!

Traci: Darn, Eh. I missed the bullseye because I'm Canadian and I'm bad at sports other than hockey.
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You never saw the Matrix? The best part is when Keanu Reeves is standing there like this and the bullets are going in slow-motion past his head like this...
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uh oh Dairy of a Mad Black Women II: Dart and Weave
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OK Dis is da Sista' fist.......Now show us yore ugly Bruda fist!
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Traci: "Watch out boys, mama's here"
Andy: "I bet I look good in this jacket."
Chris (thinking): "I really like mustard on my burger."
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I don't think "air smoking" is going to be as big a thing as "air guitar" was...
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So, if you empty your clip and the suspect still won't stop, pick up any small object nearby and throw it at them like this...
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Go ahead I dare ya.. Tell me again I throw like a girl.
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You can show that stance of all you want, but I'm not feeling it
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If I had a dart I'd throw it at that guy's ass.
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