Open Caption: Royal Pains

Well, you guys really know how to light up a page, that's for sure. Here are the Open Caption winners from yesterday's contest:


From DrSpongejr:
Lena: "Don't complain... I've had worse things in my mouth."


From ToddMurray:
Eloise: "Hey Scott.... You were really good on Greek. I had a huge crush on Cappy. Did you see my work in Lone Star? Yeah, neither did anyone else. How did we end up on this show together? Crazy, huh? And we've both done Law & Order episodes, but who hasn't? Right?! How did you get on Californication? Who's your agent? David Duchovny's hot. What was it like working with him? I hated your character on Parenthood. Why'd you do Melissa & Joey? That girl is SO annoying. You wanna hang out in my trailer later and watch Lone Star? You're not very talkative. I like that about you!"
Scott: "... kill me now ..."


From Miz_Tasha:
Lena: "I miss my cat"


Today's Image: Royal Pains

Surprise! It's the Season 3 finale tonight. Below, Boris and Evan sit down for a Buddha-side chat. Word on the street is that they might be working on an experimental treatment for Jack's illness, but I'll let you decide what's really going on here. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Feb 23, 2012
Boris: Did I ever tell you about when I was on Damages?

Hank: Only ever day.

Boris: When I was on Damages...
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Feb 23, 2012
Hank: "You're supposed to rub Buddha's belly for good luck, not mine!"
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Feb 23, 2012
[I think that's actually Hank and Boris, instead of Evan and Boris.]



Boris: "I bet we're inspiring a million slash fics, right now."
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Feb 23, 2012
It's hard to tell. That shirt is a little subdued for Evan, so maybe...
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Feb 23, 2012
When you're as rich as I am, you can call yourself whatever you want. Until then, just drop the R. - It's embarrassingly bourgeois.
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Feb 23, 2012
Boris: Ah, nothing like living the high life.

Evan: Really? Because you look pretty high right now.
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Feb 23, 2012
"At least Community is back."
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Feb 23, 2012
We're all excited for Community. You don't need to make reference to it in every open caption. We're aware. I guarantee that the open caption will be of community the day it comes back, save your comments until then.
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Feb 23, 2012
Evan: You know smoking can kill you.

Boris: I'm already dying, I'll take my chances.
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Feb 23, 2012
Evan: Why are you looking at me like that?

Boris: Have you ever heard of the "Mile High Club"?
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Feb 23, 2012
Boris: This isn't a cigar. It's an uncommon high-potent yet undetectable cannabis I read about in High Times magazine.

Evan: Why does all this sound familiar...
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Feb 23, 2012
Nice Road Trip reference. Well done.
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Feb 23, 2012
Kuerster Von Jurgens-Ratenicz, Boris Kuerster Von Jurgens-Ratenicz. You should really learn to pronounce it Evan. I am quite important.
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Feb 23, 2012
Evan: It's lupus

Boris: I doubt it, it's never lupus.
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Feb 23, 2012
Boris: "You got a pancake?"
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Feb 23, 2012
"So you're saying that you're willing to bet $300 that I can't burn someone by dropping this cigar down on their heads from here? You're on."
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Feb 23, 2012
Evan: Blunt??

Boris:Scripted by your bro, glaucoma!



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Feb 23, 2012
Evan: "Smoking cigars is bad for your skin, look what it did to Buddha."
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