Open Caption: Royal Pains in the Dead

So I just realized that I totally missed the memo on Summer Solstice this year. June 21st came and went so sneakily! But now it means the days are getting shorter... and... well, winter is coming. Where's Ned Stark when you need him? Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From Taccado:

Emily: "My girlfriend was brutally murdered, but all I got was this lousy tank top."


From sasou82:

Emily: "A wifebeater just for me? Okay, I'm straight now!"
Maya's Cousin: "Works every time!"


From EduardoFernz:
Emily: "Had my first time with this T-shirt. Hmm, weird, I rembered having it with sleeves. Don't remember much about that night."



Today's Image: Royal Pains

Okay, guys, HERE WE GO. This photo has some serious captioning potential, so I'm counting on you! In tonight's episode, "Dawn of the Med," a couple that Hank's helping out decides to throw one of those fundraisers where the guests all show up as zombies. I know, right? Where do I sign? Meanwhile, Evan meets an intriguing scientist with a secretive past, Eddies heads to the Hamptons to settle a family feud, and Divya connects with her momma. But let's get back to that zombie thing—in the still below, Hank takes a second to do the zommmbie dance (a clear derivative of the monster mash). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Propofol, anyone ?
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Zombicise. It'is the new Hot Yoga.
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They warned me this would happen if I did a show on USA.
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Here are some exclusive production shots for the Walking Dead Season 2.
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Hank tries valiantly, yet fails his Thriller remake audition.
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These Brady Bunch reunion shows are getting pretty sad. Peter still looks good, though.
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That zombie in the red can dance his a** off. Really. There it is on the ground!
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"That 1st prize in the music video contest is ours. Michael Jackson would be proud"
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No, we said we wanted to kill the show for being dead boring....
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You put your right foot in....
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The American Dream



Leave a good looking corpse... That Dances!
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Ever since Michael died we have failed at thriller dance as a species
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When Neurosurgery conferences go awry.





(you know cause of BRAINSSSSSSS!!!)
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I thought Kirkman's Zombie school would be way more fun than this.
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Hank: "No, No, NO!! It's arms up to the left while your eyes gaggle to the right!! Otherwise it won't look REAL!!"
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If you have to be dead, you at least better make it look good.
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"When the cast heard that Mark Feuerstein was a Dead Head, they thought he meant The Grateful Dead. Boy, were they surprised."
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Hank: "This has to be the toughest case I've ever had. Four patients suffering from full body necrosis."
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Zombie in red suit: "Hey, Doc, I hear you're out standing in your field. Get it?"

Hank: "That confirms it. Your funny bone is rotting away."
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Hank (thinking): "I wonder if I could convince Boris to dress like a mad scientist and join us? We need something to liven this bunch up."
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Must be this tall to ride Jerry Sandusky
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Mark: "Is it just me or does Mr. Orange Pants look a little like Milo Ventimiglia?"
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Dancing with the Stars.....well Zombie "stars"....now in Florida. Brains and fresh meat are welcome
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"Hayden Christensen, you were awful as Anakin Skywalker and your lawsuit claiming you created this show doesn't deserve to be in the Hamptons, go away, go away, go away *with waving*."
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"Look out! That shark is jumping!"
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Hank: Come on girls, you're not to going to be ready for the Walking Dead spin-off "The Dancing Dead". How anyone haven't think about that before?? Brilliant!!!
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You out the lime in the coco...... Hey, where's Michael Keaton?



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Being a concierge doctor is such a thriller
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I like to move it ,move it

I like to move it ,move it

I like to move it ,move it

We like to move it!
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shaun of the dead ... royal pains style... featuring hank as shaun
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which one doesn't belong
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In an affirmation that the system works, Filipino prisoners use their skills they developed behind bars to find gainful employment once they have been released.
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Mark Feurstein in WALKING DEAD: THE MUSICAL



"You made me do it, Shane...

You went out-of-your-mind insane

Our styles didn't mesh,

You went for my flesh,

And my kid put a hole in your brain"



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Hank; Female zombie, your zombie limp is kind of off. I am concerned it my be a lower back issue. Perhaps sciatica or maybe a degenerative disc disease, perhaps even some spinal stenosis. I am afraid we are going to need a full work up and a CT scan. But first I am going to need you to take your skirt off... Don't make this weird... I am a Doctor.
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Hank: I feel like Michael Jackson

Zombie #2: Too soon!
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"Mark Feuerstein,

Zombie choreographer"
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this is what " The Walking Dead's " ending would look like

if Robert Kirkman joined Dancing with the stars
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Mark : after practicing 12 months on Michael Jackson The Experience , this is all i can do !
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Soooo, we're dancing to "Stayin' Alive".... ironic.... and disco isn't the only thing dead around here.
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Ramalama Bang-Bang
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I lust want to know where to buy orange zombie pants.
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Damn i'm gonna kill my agent, he said we were shooting "Smooth Criminal" not "Thriller"
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Insert any reference to Michael Jackson's Thriller here.
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