Open Caption: Royal Pains in the Dead

So I just realized that I totally missed the memo on Summer Solstice this year. June 21st came and went so sneakily! But now it means the days are getting shorter... and... well, winter is coming. Where's Ned Stark when you need him? Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From Taccado:

Emily: "My girlfriend was brutally murdered, but all I got was this lousy tank top."


From sasou82:

Emily: "A wifebeater just for me? Okay, I'm straight now!"
Maya's Cousin: "Works every time!"


From EduardoFernz:
Emily: "Had my first time with this T-shirt. Hmm, weird, I rembered having it with sleeves. Don't remember much about that night."



Today's Image: Royal Pains

Okay, guys, HERE WE GO. This photo has some serious captioning potential, so I'm counting on you! In tonight's episode, "Dawn of the Med," a couple that Hank's helping out decides to throw one of those fundraisers where the guests all show up as zombies. I know, right? Where do I sign? Meanwhile, Evan meets an intriguing scientist with a secretive past, Eddies heads to the Hamptons to settle a family feud, and Divya connects with her momma. But let's get back to that zombie thing—in the still below, Hank takes a second to do the zommmbie dance (a clear derivative of the monster mash). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Jun 28, 2012
Propofol, anyone ?
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Jun 28, 2012
Zombicise. It'is the new Hot Yoga.
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Jun 28, 2012
They warned me this would happen if I did a show on USA.
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Jun 28, 2012
Here are some exclusive production shots for the Walking Dead Season 2.
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank tries valiantly, yet fails his Thriller remake audition.
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Jun 28, 2012
These Brady Bunch reunion shows are getting pretty sad. Peter still looks good, though.
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Jun 28, 2012
That zombie in the red can dance his a** off. Really. There it is on the ground!
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Jun 28, 2012
"That 1st prize in the music video contest is ours. Michael Jackson would be proud"
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Jun 28, 2012
No, we said we wanted to kill the show for being dead boring....
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Jun 28, 2012
You put your right foot in....
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Jun 28, 2012
The American Dream



Leave a good looking corpse... That Dances!
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Jun 28, 2012
Ever since Michael died we have failed at thriller dance as a species
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Jun 28, 2012
When Neurosurgery conferences go awry.





(you know cause of BRAINSSSSSSS!!!)
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Jun 28, 2012
I thought Kirkman's Zombie school would be way more fun than this.
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank: "No, No, NO!! It's arms up to the left while your eyes gaggle to the right!! Otherwise it won't look REAL!!"
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Jun 28, 2012
If you have to be dead, you at least better make it look good.
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Jun 28, 2012
"When the cast heard that Mark Feuerstein was a Dead Head, they thought he meant The Grateful Dead. Boy, were they surprised."
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank: "This has to be the toughest case I've ever had. Four patients suffering from full body necrosis."
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Jun 28, 2012
Zombie in red suit: "Hey, Doc, I hear you're out standing in your field. Get it?"

Hank: "That confirms it. Your funny bone is rotting away."
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank (thinking): "I wonder if I could convince Boris to dress like a mad scientist and join us? We need something to liven this bunch up."
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Jun 28, 2012
Must be this tall to ride Jerry Sandusky
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Jun 28, 2012
Mark: "Is it just me or does Mr. Orange Pants look a little like Milo Ventimiglia?"
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Jun 28, 2012
Dancing with the Stars.....well Zombie "stars"....now in Florida. Brains and fresh meat are welcome
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Jun 28, 2012
"Hayden Christensen, you were awful as Anakin Skywalker and your lawsuit claiming you created this show doesn't deserve to be in the Hamptons, go away, go away, go away *with waving*."
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Jun 28, 2012
"Look out! That shark is jumping!"
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank: Come on girls, you're not to going to be ready for the Walking Dead spin-off "The Dancing Dead". How anyone haven't think about that before?? Brilliant!!!
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Jun 28, 2012
You out the lime in the coco...... Hey, where's Michael Keaton?



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Jun 28, 2012
Being a concierge doctor is such a thriller
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Jun 28, 2012
I like to move it ,move it

I like to move it ,move it

I like to move it ,move it

We like to move it!
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Jun 28, 2012
shaun of the dead ... royal pains style... featuring hank as shaun
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Jun 28, 2012
which one doesn't belong
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Jun 28, 2012
In an affirmation that the system works, Filipino prisoners use their skills they developed behind bars to find gainful employment once they have been released.
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Jun 28, 2012
Mark Feurstein in WALKING DEAD: THE MUSICAL



"You made me do it, Shane...

You went out-of-your-mind insane

Our styles didn't mesh,

You went for my flesh,

And my kid put a hole in your brain"



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Jun 28, 2012
Hank; Female zombie, your zombie limp is kind of off. I am concerned it my be a lower back issue. Perhaps sciatica or maybe a degenerative disc disease, perhaps even some spinal stenosis. I am afraid we are going to need a full work up and a CT scan. But first I am going to need you to take your skirt off... Don't make this weird... I am a Doctor.
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Jun 28, 2012
Hank: I feel like Michael Jackson

Zombie #2: Too soon!
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Jun 27, 2012
"Mark Feuerstein,

Zombie choreographer"
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Jun 27, 2012
this is what " The Walking Dead's " ending would look like

if Robert Kirkman joined Dancing with the stars
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Jun 27, 2012
Mark : after practicing 12 months on Michael Jackson The Experience , this is all i can do !
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Jun 27, 2012
Soooo, we're dancing to "Stayin' Alive".... ironic.... and disco isn't the only thing dead around here.
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Jun 27, 2012
Ramalama Bang-Bang
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Jun 27, 2012
I lust want to know where to buy orange zombie pants.
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Jun 27, 2012
Damn i'm gonna kill my agent, he said we were shooting "Smooth Criminal" not "Thriller"
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Jun 27, 2012
Insert any reference to Michael Jackson's Thriller here.
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