Open Caption: Royal Pains, Polo Style

You came, you conquered, and—with any luck—you'll come and you'll conquer again today. And tomorrow, and the next day—and for the rest of ETERNITY! [Insert some kind of off-putting laugh]. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Myosotis:

Ryan: "Could this BE any more awkward?"


From FringeFanatic:

Ryan: "So, are you supposed to be the Abed of the bunch?"
Gymnast guy: "No, I'd say I'm more of a Shirley."
Ryan: "Riiiiiiiiiight..."


joshmaverikcs:

Ryan: "Who's the weird guy on my left?"
Gymnast guy: "I'm the equivalent of Zach Galifianakis on an NBC budget."



Today's Image: Royal Pains

It feels like we've always got this show up for Open Caption, I know, but if you check out the line-up for what's on TV tonight I think the realization of why that is will come to you immediately. In tonight's "Who's Your Daddy," Hank treats a polo player (not the water kind, the equestrian kind) who, despite a dangerous ailment, just won't quit. In the still below, Divya, Wes (Hank's client), Hank, and Rafa (another polo player, in case you couldn't tell by the get-up) stand around doing—actually I have no idea what they're doing. That's your job! Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Hank: Nice purse, Divya.

Wes: That's actually mine: I like to accessorize. Rafa knows what I'm talkin' about.
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Wes: I'm just going to go back in time, m'kay, to Office Space.
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Wes: So I called you 'mummy' when we were, um, passionate out back there. I didn't mean in the ancient Egyptian sense, and I don't why you think revenge is suitable.
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Wes: Once this guy's obsession with bro-hugging is over, Divya, you want to meet out back?
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Wes: No, we really are fighting, Divya, we just have the speed of three-toad sloths.
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Wes to Diyva: "The three of us could use some privacy, why don't you go stand guard."
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Hank realizes too late that the hot chick and bloke feeling him up are just distractions while they pick his pocket.
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Hank, realizing the bloke next to him is taken a keen interest in his upper leg, tries to smoothly tell divya its time to go.
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Hank: We don't need the mat, we can till play twister.
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The most awkward cuddle ever. Of all time
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Rafa: "It takes two medial professionals to brush off Wes' dandruff?"
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Hank: Jeez, I didn't know polo was such a dangerous sport.

Wes: What? No, I got injured when I made fun of Rafa's tiny neckerchief.
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Wes: Hey, Divya. What do you think about the stallion?

Divya: Oh, I don't know much about horses.

Wes: I meant Rafa over here.
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Hank: Uh, Rafa? Is there a reason you're here?

Rafa: Oh, the USA Network now demands that a handsome male-model type be in every scene. They've learned from Bomer and Macht.
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Hank: Almost done.....just keep staring at Divya's chest for one more minute.....
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From yesterday's, I actually thought joshmaverikcs' entry should have won, not that Myosotis' wasn't funny but it was a little on the nose.
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Gary Cole in hair and makeup behind the scenes on his new series, "PoloCop".
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WES: Aeyyyy!



HANK: No, my dad is Fonzie, you're Mike Brady.
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"You think this shirt is bad, look what he has on around his neck"
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Hank: "As soon as I'm done wrapping this bandage, you guys are going to have to show me where you got those AMAZING shirts because I need one. Like now."
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Wes: Did you see me kick that horse's ass?

Hank: He was a douchebag?

Wes: No, I literally just fought a horse, it was the biggest fight since that Tyson/Secretariat fight they held in international waters.
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Wes: You think this is bad, you should see the other guy.

Hank: I'll go fix him up next, what's his name?

Wes: Marco.
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Gary Cole: Thanks Hank. Oh, aahh, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...



Hank: Sure "Lumbergh" but after this I want my red stapler back.
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Yep, I immediately thought of Office Space, too! Like...



Lumbergh: Yeah.... Umm.... I'm going to need you to go back to the office and finish those TPS reports, mmmkay?

Divya: You realize I don't work for you. We don't ALL look alike.
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I love Office Space. Reading this actually makes me want to watch it again.



Oh, but you may be missing a few "Ummm"s and "Yeaaah"s, and maybe should've ended with an "Mmkay?" though, hehe.
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Since that's Gary Cole from Office space being wrapped up like a mummy
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I'm just going to stand here to the side looking all manly (Hamptons Style) with my neckerchief and my hand on my hip...
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How to do the Lambada with 4 people.
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