Open Caption: Royal Pains
(July 19)

Hi there! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this rather combative shot of Psych's Shawn Spencer (James Roday) and Teno Tan (Johnson Phan)—and we had a pretty tough time whittling down our list of favorites. Nice work, everyone! Here are the standouts:

... From docspector:
"You're going to have to do MUCH better if you hope to win the Limbo contest on Saturday!!!"

... From Gamer35:
"Guess I shouldn't have made that joke about Asian drivers!"

... From drabah1980:
" . . . and the next time you 'borrow' my Hello Kitty leg warmers without asking, I won't be so nice."

... From DavidJackson8:
Shawn: "Are you sure this is how Michael Jackson learned to stand on his toes?!"

... From brianinnh:
"Hang on, they haven't lowered the pinata yet!!"

Up next: This shot of Royal Pains' Graham Barnes (Peter Strauss) receiving a very thorough examination from Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!


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Aug 01, 2010
Graham: Doc I have to tell you, I'm a little uncomfortable with you messing around with my man boobs..
Dr. Hank: You think you're uncomfortable! Why do you think I'm standing so far away?
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Aug 01, 2010
Graham: Hey Doc, I have to tell you it makes me a little uncomfortable having you mess around with my man boobs.
Dr. Hank: You think it makes you uncomfortable! Why do you think I'm standing so far away?
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Jul 24, 2010
Dr. Hank: Dude, I'm tellin ya....Pasties with 3" gold tassles will go great with that skirt!! Are you sure you practiced enough to get them to spin in opposite directions???

Graham: Pretty sure Doc. Nothing else is spinning up front!!
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Jul 22, 2010
That's like the seventh nipple I've seen today...
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Jul 22, 2010
I think my cockring will make a nice nipple ring!
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Jul 22, 2010
Do you really think a nipple ring will make me more attractive?
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Jul 21, 2010
Dr. Hank: Turn your head and cough. Just kidding. Now where did you say your abs were?
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Jul 21, 2010
Graham: Hmm, you work out?
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Jul 21, 2010
So, um, Doctor, is there a reason why I'm wearing a leopard-print bedspread?
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Jul 21, 2010
"OK, now the spray tan is next."
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Jul 21, 2010
I didn't think the sex change would help there.
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Jul 21, 2010
Done! I got all 3 of those hairs braided.
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Jul 21, 2010
I don't care how hard you try, your just not getting any milk out of these.
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Jul 21, 2010
The Estrogen Tx for Breast Enlargement seems to be Working
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Jul 20, 2010
Getting a nipple ring maynotbe the best idea.
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Jul 20, 2010
That finger there looks tempting... say, how about an impromptu prostate exam.
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Jul 20, 2010
You realize that these are not mosquito bites, and that putting this band-aid on them will not make them go away?
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Jul 20, 2010
sorry but imho, none of the chosen from last week listed above were actually all that funny, original, or well written. Maybe you should get a few other people to help you judge.
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Jul 20, 2010
Hank: So, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

Graham: Damn right, I see it's making you hard...
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Jul 20, 2010
Hank: I see you eyeing my watch there Graham. I got it at Toys R Us and it was very expensive so don't even think about it.
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Jul 20, 2010
Okay and now this one, and that should take care of it for the censors.
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Jul 20, 2010
Are those the same gloves we used last night in bed?
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Jul 20, 2010
"You know this isn't how a mammogram is really suppose to go right?"- Dr. Hank Lawson
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Jul 20, 2010
This should be the last patch of hair we have to wax... and may I suggest that next time, just pay for the laser hair removal. It'll be less gay for both of us.
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Jul 20, 2010
Hank: "Don't worry, you already have the worlds smallest nipples, you'll never miss it."
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Jul 20, 2010
"Nipple reflex? What's a nipple reflex?"
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Jul 20, 2010
Hank: "See, I told you that it wasn't a third nipple."
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Jul 20, 2010
careful, i have sensitive nipples.
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Jul 20, 2010
"Hold still while I place this nipple protector on...."
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Jul 20, 2010
"It appears that your nipple transplant was a complete success!"
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Jul 20, 2010
this waxing wont hurt a bit, trust me
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Jul 20, 2010
There there.. it wasn't that bad was it. Here, have some candy.
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Jul 20, 2010
Hank: "I thought Third nipples were a myth?"
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Jul 19, 2010
Are you sure this is where you want your "MOM" tattoo to be placed?
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