Hi there! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this rather combative shot of Psych's Shawn Spencer (James Roday) and Teno Tan (Johnson Phan)—and we had a pretty tough time whittling down our list of favorites. Nice work, everyone! Here are the standouts:
... From docspector:
"You're going to have to do MUCH better if you hope to win the Limbo contest on Saturday!!!"
... From Gamer35:
"Guess I shouldn't have made that joke about Asian drivers!"
... From drabah1980:
" . . . and the next time you 'borrow' my Hello Kitty leg warmers without asking, I won't be so nice."
... From DavidJackson8:
Shawn: "Are you sure this is how Michael Jackson learned to stand on his toes?!"
... From brianinnh:
"Hang on, they haven't lowered the pinata yet!!"
Up next: This shot of Royal Pains' Graham Barnes (Peter Strauss) receiving a very thorough examination from Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
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Graham: Doc I have to tell you, I'm a little uncomfortable with you messing around with my man boobs..Dr. Hank: You think you're uncomfortable! Why do you think I'm standing so far away?
Graham: Hey Doc, I have to tell you it makes me a little uncomfortable having you mess around with my man boobs.Dr. Hank: You think it makes you uncomfortable! Why do you think I'm standing so far away?
Dr. Hank: Dude, I'm tellin ya....Pasties with 3" gold tassles will go great with that skirt!! Are you sure you practiced enough to get them to spin in opposite directions???
Graham: Pretty sure Doc. Nothing else is spinning up front!!
That's like the seventh nipple I've seen today...
I think my cockring will make a nice nipple ring!
Do you really think a nipple ring will make me more attractive?
Dr. Hank: Turn your head and cough. Just kidding. Now where did you say your abs were?
Graham: Hmm, you work out?
So, um, Doctor, is there a reason why I'm wearing a leopard-print bedspread?
"OK, now the spray tan is next."
I didn't think the sex change would help there.
Done! I got all 3 of those hairs braided.
I don't care how hard you try, your just not getting any milk out of these.
The Estrogen Tx for Breast Enlargement seems to be Working
Getting a nipple ring maynotbe the best idea.
That finger there looks tempting... say, how about an impromptu prostate exam.
You realize that these are not mosquito bites, and that putting this band-aid on them will not make them go away?
sorry but imho, none of the chosen from last week listed above were actually all that funny, original, or well written. Maybe you should get a few other people to help you judge.
Hank: So, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
Graham: Damn right, I see it's making you hard...
Hank: I see you eyeing my watch there Graham. I got it at Toys R Us and it was very expensive so don't even think about it.
Okay and now this one, and that should take care of it for the censors.
Are those the same gloves we used last night in bed?
"You know this isn't how a mammogram is really suppose to go right?"- Dr. Hank Lawson
This should be the last patch of hair we have to wax... and may I suggest that next time, just pay for the laser hair removal. It'll be less gay for both of us.
Hank: "Don't worry, you already have the worlds smallest nipples, you'll never miss it."
"Nipple reflex? What's a nipple reflex?"
Hank: "See, I told you that it wasn't a third nipple."
careful, i have sensitive nipples.
"Hold still while I place this nipple protector on...."
"It appears that your nipple transplant was a complete success!"
this waxing wont hurt a bit, trust me
Do you really think implants will help my career in Hollywood?
There there.. it wasn't that bad was it. Here, have some candy.
Hank: "I thought Third nipples were a myth?"
Are you sure this is where you want your "MOM" tattoo to be placed?