Open Caption: S#*! My Dad Says (December 13)

Good tidings to you! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this Dex-tastic shot of Fringe's Walter (John Noble) and Peter Bishop (Joshua Jackson) examining a body. These captions were... killer.

... From FlvioMex:
Peter and Walter examine a victim of Dexternate.

... From RKron:
Walter: Son, I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears we've travelled into another show's universe.
Peter: Well, how do we get back to our own?
Walter: Go back? My boy, over here our show has been renewed for a fourth season! I don't want to go back to where we aren't appreciated.
Peter: I'll go look for new living arrangements then.
Walter: Oh! While you're out, can you get me some jello? Preferably, red in colour. This man's open chest cavity is making me hungry.

... From sanaullakhanb:
We must wait for release of WikiLeaks documents to know how he got killed!

... From Neksmater:
Alright, Mr. Lindelof, you have one last chance to tell me all I want to know about Lost's unanswered questions or your Little Sawyer gets it!

... From Vidsignup:
Well, he's not going to make it to Pacey-Con 2011.

Up next: This shot of S#*! My Dad Says' Dr. Ted Barron (Andrew J. West) and Ed Goodson (William Shatner) during an awkward-looking encounter. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Hey doc, did you realize that you're walking around with an autopsy report attached to your ass? You guys never cease to amaze me!
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Our ratings are headed down the toilet.
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Christ, you're such a Fu$&ing idiot, Ed!
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Hay look at this, your ass has been billed $25,000 for that colonostopy!
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S#*! You cleaned your s#*! from that paper? Looks like it doesn't want to leave you!
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"Dammit Bones.... Oh wait, that was a different show..."
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Ed: "I don't know what new kind of toilet paper you're using, but it sure isn't a manly color."
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"I don't need a set of instructions to know that's your useless butt!"
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Ed: "I'm no secretary, but I doubt that's where you're supposed to file that."
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Ed: "Hey, McStupid! Watch where you park that thing!"
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Ed: "Who the heck is "Kilroy" and why was he there?"
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Ed: "What the hell did you do to make them pin a pink slip to your a$$?"
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oh i always dreamt of joining the cast of scrubs!!! i'd make a good Ted. wet ass five...
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Even I can't think of something funny for this show!
It stinks!!!!!
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%68$$### . I said clean underwear before go on shift.
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a towel rack.
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"What the F*%$!, You're such a stupid sh*&^^%$,. Get that crap off your Godd#$% ass and get back to work... douchbag.
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It says, "Where no man has ever gone before"
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Nah, it STILL doesn't cover the skid marks!!
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Does this post it make my ass look bigger?
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"I knew you were a suck up, but REALLY!"
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"You idiot! Wear the colostomy bag UNDER your clothes!'
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"Can't believe people watch this S#*!"
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Hey! You got s**t on our ratings!
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Haunted colostomy bag is haunted!
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You're calling me a Big Giant Head?! What about your massive ass??
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eeew, a doodoo bag
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(Get it? Cuz that's what's really happening in the picture...)
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Hey, there's a pink bag on your behind!!
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I'm pointing at where our scripts come from.
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What kind of amateur prankster would use a candy wrapper as whoopie cushion?
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That's not a urinal.
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"Damn, that is one sweeeeeet ass!"
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