Open Caption: S#*! My Dad Says (December 13)

Good tidings to you! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this Dex-tastic shot of Fringe's Walter (John Noble) and Peter Bishop (Joshua Jackson) examining a body. These captions were... killer.

... From FlvioMex:
Peter and Walter examine a victim of Dexternate.

... From RKron:
Walter: Son, I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears we've travelled into another show's universe.
Peter: Well, how do we get back to our own?
Walter: Go back? My boy, over here our show has been renewed for a fourth season! I don't want to go back to where we aren't appreciated.
Peter: I'll go look for new living arrangements then.
Walter: Oh! While you're out, can you get me some jello? Preferably, red in colour. This man's open chest cavity is making me hungry.

... From sanaullakhanb:
We must wait for release of WikiLeaks documents to know how he got killed!

... From Neksmater:
Alright, Mr. Lindelof, you have one last chance to tell me all I want to know about Lost's unanswered questions or your Little Sawyer gets it!

... From Vidsignup:
Well, he's not going to make it to Pacey-Con 2011.

Up next: This shot of S#*! My Dad Says' Dr. Ted Barron (Andrew J. West) and Ed Goodson (William Shatner) during an awkward-looking encounter. Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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