Welcome back, Open Captioners! Here are our favorite submissions from Tuesday's call for for entries re: this pic of Zooey Deschanel and Mario Lopez getting kinda funky:
From ack:
"You're right, Mario. My precious hipsterness makes me want to Heimlich myself too."
From Geek_Queen :
"Hmm, somehow I don't think Mario and Zooey's new exercise video will catch on."
From Miz_Tasha:
"This is called the cancellation dance."
Today's Image: Seth Rogen on The League
The League and Seth Rogen go together like sideburns and polyester suits—which is to say, seemingly hand-in-hand. We'll be the judge when Rogen makes his appearance in tonight's Season 3 premiere. In the meantime, we invite you to submit your best caption for this shot from the episode, in which Rogen and the boys will apparently be closing some big deals around a very tiny table.
Where's the link to this image's winners?
If you shake my hand, I'll show you what I have in the bag.
Seth: Alright fellas here's the deal...50 dollars says whichever team Tiger Woods plays on wins the superbowl.
Seth: Hi guys! I'm from Canada.
No, I'm telling you, this episode won't be like Superbad at all. It'll be like...y'know, that other movie I was in. I think it had a pineapple in it or something. I can't remember. I was so stoned when I did it. Or was my character stoned? Can't remember that, either.
Seth Rogen meets with The CW to pitch his idea for a new series about a drug-addicted superhero, High and Mighty.
No, I do not want to learn your new secret handshake!
"I don't have talent, but I still have a cult following. Let's do the deal and shake on it."
Seth Rogen : If there's a Green Hornet 2, you trade me Micheal Vick. Let's shake on it.
"Lets shake on it. Your QB for my kicker"
Seth Rogen on the League. Funniest show on tv, just got even better.
This table was covered in coke, but then Rafi and I showed up, and it was gone like that.
Hey, Seth Rogan--I'm just like the assholes I play in my movies.
Seth: "No, I wasn't just nominated for an Emmy. I actually won one. See. This is it right here."
"Here, pull my hand. "
Hi, I'm the stoned dude from The Pineapple Express. touch this hand and I'll blow your miiiiiiiiiiind.
Yeah, yeah, so it's a little small. The good news is when ya sit at the kid's table they cut up your meat for ya.
"Alright, so here's the plan. We watch the games and pre-drink here and then hit the clubs. Any questions?"
"Yeah, why are we pre-drinking in the children's section of a library?"
"Because I'm not allowed at Buffalo Wild Wings anymore. Try to keep up!"
"Dude, we don't know where that hand has been."
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about...
"Hi, I'm Seth Ro -- Whoops! I totally forgot I was playing a character. HARUH HARUH HARUH!"
Yes, that is my text-ual impression of Seth Rogen's laugh.
The League is back. NFL Football is officially back.
Dirty Randy ''Hello, I am Dirty Randy. The next mudderf***n League Champion''