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Open Caption: Smallville (May 10)

Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of The Big Bang Theory's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) and Amy (Mayim Bialik) contemplating the usefulness of hot-pink heels. These entries each deserve a "cuh-razy" night out with the girls.

... From docspector:
"How long have your feet been glued together?"

...From Noremac:
"Are you ready to reenact my favorite scene from Black Swan?"

...From jools19:
Amy: "Penny, although I am sure The Wizard of Oz had quite the impact on your upbringing—and, might I add, may explain a lot of your behavior—I doubt that clicking your hot-pink heels three times while chanting 'I want a better home' or any of the other preferred variations will actually achieve its goal. In the meantime, here, drink this, perhaps if you are drunk enough you might get rid of your super-ego's misconceptions of the world and perhaps come to meet the Wizard, who knows? I am just in it for the buzz."

...From Geek_Queen:
Penny: "How do you like my new shoes? They're from Charlie Sheen's 'Goddess' line."


Next up: This week, on the SERIES FINALE of Smallville, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) and Clark Kent (Tom Welling) have a little heart-to-heart. Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me? Don't know who you are--Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid at the school, Holding hands with a god or a fool. Will you look at me, quivering, Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind?
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Then it's agreed, Tom. You don't mention Sorority Boys ever again, and I won't mention Cheaper by the Dozen.
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Is it just me, Clark, or am I shrinking?
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When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
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The Vulcan nerve pinch works for that Spock guy...
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Talk to the glove, Clark, because the bald cap doesn't want to hear it.
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"Look Tom, I know it's been 10 years and you've been the lead character for all of them but the show's not really ending. Jay Leno's just taking it back."
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"It's Lois... she's a dude."
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No matter how we end this show it wont be as bad as Lost
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Sorry Clark, I went to a show where I could really let my hair down. I do have hair, you know, lot's of it and its awesome.
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look clark i just want to hope that you do well after this series is over...btw can you please push the idea of a show from lex's point of view
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Did you ask them about making 'Metropolis' yet?
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Look Tom, I'm really sorry I'm here too, but the producers caught me living under the craft service table . It was either this appearance or actually PAY for the food I've been scarfing all year!!
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Lex: Clark you need a new costume that red leather get up is just awful.

Clark: I know.
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"Clark will you help me end the world on may 21st lol jk You can't even fly yet"
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"It's ok. Chuck has been renewed! Again!"
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Don't worry, be happy, 30rock is FINALLY off the air!
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Lex: What's wrong? You don't look happy to see me. Clark: Something told me that I hadn't seen the last of you.
Lex: Don't worry, I have a few more surprises in store for you.. Kal-el.
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lex:'this is it, this is the end, i ve seen this before'
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lex:'this is it, this is the end, i ve seen this before'
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Clark: OK, let's do it!
Lex: I can't believe I was brought back to life just to teach you how to Waltz...
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Lex: Put the goddamn costume already!
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Lex: I know its hard. Thats what Lana said to me..
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Lex: I'm Hurt that u didn't Invite Me to ur Wedding. ME Ur Evil Best Friend
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Lex: Clark ... one teaspoon of sugar or two Clark: i don't have sugar with my coffee you know that Lex .....
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Lex: Do you want me to be your archenemy?
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Lex: Sorry Clark, Osama got killed before you catch him.
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Lex: Told you this show would go downhill without me
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It took 10 seasons for you to finally fly? And I thought you were fast.
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Clark : Lex, I'm so sick of us fighting all the time.
Lex : Huh!.
Clark : Yeah! Screw it.. I wanna be brothers with you ...like..Like Sam and Dean Winchester!! Lex : I was thinking....
Clark : What ...what?!!?
Lex (with syringe in hand) : I prefer being more low - profile and alone..
Clark : ughhh!!
Dexter : "_"
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"Clark, I was your friend, your lover, even your enemy at times...
but I can not be your wife. Sorry Clark...not this time"
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Lex: "Don't fight the pink kryptonite, Clark. Let yourself go wild."
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Focus, Tom. If you keep messing up, you're gonna ruin our scene and the fangirls aren't gonna be happy about that.
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Clark: "Everytime I saw a bottle of Mr. Clean, I thought of you."
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Lex: "Did you ever know that you're my hero?"
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lex: wait for it.. wait for it... waaaait for it.. silent BUT deadly!
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"Calm down, Sony said the Playstation Network will be back up and running within a few days. And this time I think they mean it!"
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"Don't worry, we'll DVR the season finale of The Vampire Diaries. But right now we've got to break into this bank vault. Now put on the mask and gloves I gave you earlier."
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"Kurt was named Prom Queen, Tom. You're just going to have to accept that."
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Lex: Oh, Clark! Finally after all this time I can tell you. Use a breathmint!
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Lex: "Clark your FIRED!!!"
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Lex:I know this is the last episode, but could you let me win just this once? Please? With cherry on top?
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michael : yes tom i'm gay !!
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Lex: Yes, you can rub my bald head. Clark: I've been waiting 10 years to hear you say that. :)
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Lex: Yes Clark, The Hokey Pokey IS what its all about!
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Lex: Tag. You're it. Clark: You can let go now. Lex: Just a few more minutes.
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Lex: I wasn't actually dead. I was pursuing a lifelong dream of working on Sesame Street. By the way, this Kryptonite shiv I'm about to stick in your gut is brought to you by the letters F & U.
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Lex: Oooh child. Things are gonna get easier.

Clark: Oh no. Karaoke. My other weakness.
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Lex: "And here's looking at you kid ; ) "
Clark: " Why are you wearing one glove? do you think you're the king of pop?"
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Thanks for the memories, Clark.
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