Open Caption: Sons of Anarchy

Yesterday brought us Brooklyn hipsters in pilot outfits; today we've got California motorcycle men. Here are our favorite entries from yesterday's Bored to Death contest:


From Neksmater:
What do you mean Oceanic flight 815 already took off, can't you see we're supposed to be flying a jet of some sort?

From shre123:
"Holy s***. That was easily the greatest episode of Breaking Bad. Ever."


Today's Image: Sons of Anarchy
Now let's all guess what Chief Wayne Unser is ordering at the Clay Morrow drive-thru in this image from tonight's episode.

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Right now, Wayne's wishing he never bought his "Don't like my driving, call 1-800-BITE-ME" bumper sticker.
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Wayne: "Really? You really followed me for twenty miles just to tell me that my seatbelt was stuck in the door?"
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Clay: Saw Deadwood yesterday. The priest looks familiar.

Unser: Co**sucker! And I don't?
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"Will you have fries with that murder?"
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Unser: So I understand you're gay for Moleman...
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Clay: I'm your your blindspot . Go ahead it's clear!!
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...And then I got the Batman gig, playing some actor guy who gets superpowers to look like anybody he wants, which is kinda what I do, anyway. Then I got the gig on Superman, basically playing General Zod with an eye patch. The Teen Titans thing came up and I got to play a charasmatic villain for once, with fire powers...for all of three episodes. Then came Hellboy! Are listening to me? I'm trying to tell you my life story here, man! Where was I? Oh, yeah, Hellboy. I finally got my chance to play the hero, but it meant being in that makeup chair for hours on end. And then came my big break, that went someone else. I'm not bitter, 'cause I got my own show. Anyway...
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Clay: (with accent) "Are you ready for some football!!!!"

Unser: "you been watching mst3k, have you?"
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Unser: Don't wanna disrespect you and all Clay but...um...could you put your arm down? The view from here isn't all too pretty.



Clay: ...



Unser: The smell isn't helping either
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Unser: Gee, Clay! Look at me! Do you really believe that rumor that me and Gemma had a thing? Come on!
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Do you have any idea how many cows it takes to cover me in leather?
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Clay: You looking for a good time sweet cheeks?
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"Did you watch Dancing with the Stars last night?"
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You mean you made that out of your old "Beauty and the Beast" outfit? I want a toupee, too!
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A sportster???? really, couldn't you have given me a real Harley, Clay?
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Clay : I'm telling you last night episode of The Good Wife was good.

Wayne : REALLLLYYY...
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Clay: Did you see the season finale of Breaking Bad? I'm never going to be nomiated for, let alone win, an Emmy with that show on the air.

Unser: You didn't hear it from me, but that show isn't going to be around much longer...
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Clay: Well, way things are goin' 'round here lately, I may not be around much longer either...
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"Can you believe Glee and New Girl are on hiatus? F'ing baseball...."
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Where can I get hair like yours?
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wana ride with me and say Wee Wee Wee all the way home ?
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Please don't kill me...I wont tell Jemma.
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