Open Caption: Sons of Anarchy

Hello everybody, I've got some big news: Due to what some like to call "vacation time" I am going to be MIA for the next few days, meaning I won't be here to moderate your caption greatness until next Wednesday. One full week! But hey, you can use the extra time to think of an amazing caption that will literally blow my socks off upon my return. If you manage to do that, I'll take photographic evidence. Before the gun goes off to let you start thinking, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From kanniballl:

Neal: "Soon my mime training will be complete, and I will no longer need this real glass box."


From jaden84:

Neal: "Even if I lean it this way, my reflection still looks good."


From DanielleS05:

Neal: "There's a Ron Burgundy joke in here somewhere."


Today's Image: Sons of Anarchy

I figure that because we have all of this extra time before choosing a winning submission, there's no real reason to post a still from one of tonight's episodes (also there were no stills from tonight's episodes that warranted a week's worth of submissions) so I decided to pull from next Tuesday's premiere of Sons of Anarchy. Did you know this season will guest star Ashley Tisdale? Well, it will. And here's the photo to prove it. In it, she sits on the back of Jax's ride. Her character's name is Emma Jean. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Emma: I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motor-sickle.



Jax: That's too bad because I'm giving you a pickle as soon as we get there.
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Hey, at least being abducted as a biker bride is better than being owned by Disney.

(also... 6 pack)
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Emma: "I should have never complained about High School Musical's set!!!
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Emma: is it too late to take a taxi?!
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Emma: Why are you all angry and not talking just because I said I prefer Doctor Who??
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Emma (shouting): I'm losing my voice back here, Jax, so whatever nipple I pull on that's when you turn down that street, okay?
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Emma: Dear lord, Jax! You do know what "doing someone a solid" means, don't you? I meant stopping ahead at Wal Mart. Gross... it's all warm.
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Jax: Can you brush your teeth? Or at least exhale to your left?
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Emma: Jax, I probably should have told you before the Mexican lunch and before you hit those speed bumps that I have irritable bowel syndrome.
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Emma: I'm just going to hide and let you be my bug-shield, Jax.
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Jax: I told you, didn't I? That's what happens when you keep yappin'!



Emma: *burp* Definitely a June-bug this time.
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Emma: "Okay, fine, 'You da man!', alright? Now stop playing chicken with every vehicle that comes our way!"
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Emma: This looked a lot easier when John Connor was doing it in Terminator!
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Jax: Wait, what the...why is the Google maps lady rerouting me AGAIN? This town has like four streets and a traffic light.
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Jax: No WAY can the wind mess up my hair with this much gel in it. (I'm so bad-ass right now.)
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Emma shouting: 'WHY ARE YOU DRIVING SO FAST, I CAN HARDLY SAY ANYTHING'



'Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster....'
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'It was your fault for saying shit happens while riding behind a manure truck'
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How shall I piss bikers off today? Lets drive in front of them with a bad exhaust.
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Emma: Hold on to that handlebar, and I hold on to yours!
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Emma: "What did you say again; when was the last time you had a shower?"
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Ashley: "Is this really a shortcut to Disneyland?"
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Emma: "Please don't freak out, but there is a really big and disgusting bug in your ear."
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Emma: "Hey Jax, I think the dude behind us is also going to the comic con in terminator cosplay..."



Jax: "I told you a hundred times, we are doing Mad Max cosplay!"
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Ashley - "Disney please take me back, Disney please take me back,"
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Emma: "OK! I believe that a blind can also drive a bike, so just stop, please!"
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Jax: A little lower and to the left.
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emma: Don't wanna Alarm you Jax,but there is a REALLY creepy guy following us!!!
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Emma: I can sing one of my songs!



Jax; I can drive off a bridge!
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so you were really on queer as folk?and i thought being a disney queen was bad....
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High school musical 4: The biker years
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Emma Jean: Did you let one go?

Jax: Be still, woman, we're in the open air!
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Or...

Emma; Oh hey look, the CIA is helping that lady pump her gas. They sure are helpful in times of need. Who knows if that lady could have pumped that gas by herself. Good thing the CIA was there to swoop in and pump it for her.
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Emma; So let me get this straight. He killed your father, tried to kill the woman that you love. And he is still breathing, Thus violating the creed that you guys live by and completely invalidating the premise that when really bad people do really bad things they pay for it with their lives.



Jax, I know. Stop back seat writing.
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