Open Caption: Suburgatory

First, a bit of housekeeping: This will be the last edition of Open Caption until after the Thanksgiving holiday. We've got pumpkin pie to eat and there won't be much on anyway. Now, on to the winners of yesterday's contest:

From Vidsignup:
"If I smoke and exercise at the same time, worst case scenario, I'm breaking even."

From thewhitewizard1:
I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons

From BLA1R:
It's called "Batmaning" and it's the new planking. Look it up.


Today's Image: Suburgatory
In tonight's episode, Dallas does Thanksgiving... and there are costumes involved. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Nov 25, 2011
"If the rest of the female cast dressed like this, we'd get an early second season pickup"
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas: "Turkey carving is as important to the Thanksgiving tradition as taking scalps was for the Native Americans. And I've BEEN on a Wild West Tour !'
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas: "Just wait until you see the elf costumes for Christmas!"
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas: "I don't care what allergy you have. You're going to eat that pecan pie and LIKE IT!"
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas: "Of course you all know I'm 1/128th Cherokee Native American."

Dalia: "So am I."
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas; Those pilgrim outfits are just so, so unstylish..
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Nov 24, 2011
Looks like Dallas really needs to stop watching Martha Stewart.
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Nov 24, 2011
Dallas: You mean native americans really didnt have blond hair??? What country were they from?
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Nov 24, 2011
Tess: i bet she doesnt even know what thanksgiving is.

Dallas: is this dress skanky enough?

George: id tap that.
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Nov 24, 2011
"White privilege? What's that?"
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Nov 24, 2011
"I would like to give thanks for the fact that I was, at one point, a respectable actress."
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Nov 24, 2011
Tessa: Will someone scalp her already.
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Nov 24, 2011
curb your enthusiasm kids, its just turkey...
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Nov 24, 2011
Mention Larry David again and I will cut my wrists, got it?
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Nov 24, 2011
Tessa: "I will not read the part of Pocahontas after dinner. Even if you take away my plate. This is stupid."
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Nov 24, 2011
Tessa: "I think you've confused Native chic with slutty hippie."
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Nov 24, 2011
"Andy, April.....you're in the wrong show, honey."
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Nov 24, 2011
Better this than a turkey outfit!
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Nov 24, 2011
No, No this isn't racist. I have blond hair.
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