First, a bit of housekeeping: This will be the last edition of Open Caption until after the Thanksgiving holiday. We've got pumpkin pie to eat and there won't be much on anyway. Now, on to the winners of yesterday's contest:
"If I smoke and exercise at the same time, worst case scenario, I'm breaking even."
I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons
It's called "Batmaning" and it's the new planking. Look it up.
Today's Image: Suburgatory
In tonight's episode, Dallas does Thanksgiving... and there are costumes involved. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!