Open Caption: Suits

It's Thursday, Thursday, gotta get down on—oh, wait, that's not the way the song goes. But who needs it, anyway? I'll tell you what we need: More Open Captions! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Faithin1:

John Ross: "I got brass ones, they're this big."


From pcsjunior002:

John Ross: "We agreed on the the stakes?"
Christopher: "Yep. Loser gets shot. You're going down, dude."


From MicahSmith3:

"Texas style basketball. Chinos and cowboy boots."



Today's Image: Suits

In tonight's episode, "Rewind," Mike and Harvey reflect on the past, wondering if they'd have been better off if they hadn't made the decisions they did way back when. In the still below, Jessica engages in a "super professional" discussion with Louis. ...And it doesn't look like she's about to assault him out of love. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Aug 10, 2012
Tell me the truth!!!! Are you wearing my panties again?
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: All I'm saying is... the office is no Hooters!
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: So those are your natural lashes?

Louis: Born this way.



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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: The angry thing isn't making me less horny.



Jessica: Rrrr



Louis: Purring or growling, either way, this HOT.
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Aug 10, 2012
Touch them and I feed you your fingers... twice



Does that mean...



Just try me.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: I regret playing that bit-part in The Day After Tomorrow. Now my rep is only about this big.



Jessica: Nothing about you is that big, Louis!
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: Look, I'm no Sir Mix-A-Lot. I only like them yea big. It's a good thing we broke up way back when.



Jessica: They're never going to find your body.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: No really... ordered it on-line. A square-shaped watermelon from Japan, yea big. Fits perfectly in the fridge.



Jessica: And THAT's the thing you DON'T regret? You're going down the stairs in this chair.
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: Stop looking at porn on MY computer, Louis! You scarred the temp worker on the night shift.



Louis: But did you see how LONG it was?? It was like this!
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: You ready to play Tilt-a-Whirl, Mr. Professional?



Louis: Hell yeah!
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: I was NOT going for your breasts!! This is how I express being dumbfounded! Now let me expand on that.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: Let me show you what I mean by you getting ahead by being a woman, n'kay?
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: Now, let me show you what I mean by reaching forward and being UNprofessional!



Jessica: Now, if those two hands move even an inch further, it's an inch you lose... and not of your hair!
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis "I'm telling you, its this big! I'll show you if you don't believe me." ;-)

Jessica "Stop talking about how long your hair use to be" 0_o
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Aug 10, 2012
Matt Lauer thinks Ann Curry is leaning to give a goodbye kiss. His head was found later in the basement dumpster.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: I'm a leaf in the wind...



Jessica: NO you're not.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: 'I don't understand why YOU are trying to hypnotize ME?'

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Aug 10, 2012
Should've gone to specsavers
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: You know, I've had dreams where you were leaning this close to me.

*Jessica makes angry face*

Louis: Okay, now it's like my nightmares.
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: I have balls too!!! They're this big!

Jennifer: Are they louis? Are they?
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: YOU JUST GOT LITT UP!

Jessica: What did you just say to me?

Louis: Uhhhhhhh...
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: You know what you smell like? Prey.

Louis: Alright, alright, I'll get you a foot-long. Please don't eat me.
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Aug 11, 2012
I don't care about the context, but I don't EVER want to hear Louis Litt use the compound word "foot-long".
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Aug 10, 2012
JESSICA: Just stop right there, Louis. I know you think we've had 'a moment', but if you try to grab me and kiss me, I'll crush you like a bug. Twice... left and right.
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: You told me you destroyed all of our "videos"

Louis: I did...well except for that one... you know the one.

Jessica: If it ends up on the Internet, I'll make sure you suffer.

Louis: Promise?
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: I don't care HOW big they are, DO NOT have your platform shoes shipped to the office ever again. Got it?!
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Aug 10, 2012
LOUIS: I'm saying when you lean over like that, they look about so big, does that answer your question?



JESSICA: Louis, I was asking you how tall I looked.
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Aug 10, 2012
Gina Torres: "I am SICK and TIRED of all the Firefly jokes people make around me!"

Rick Hoffman: "So I shouldn't get you a Zoe Washburne action figure for your birthday?"
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis : is it Friday or my Birthday .. Lap Dance from the boss herself !

Jessica : Daniel would have done this himself , but he forgot his G-string at home
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Aug 10, 2012
Don't you ever say anything bad about Wash!
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: "All I'm saying is Fox was right to cancel Firefly"

Jessica: "What did you just say!?"

Louis: "Please don't kill me"
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Aug 10, 2012
Voice Narrator : The Greatest Staring Eye Contest of All Time..Who will come out victorious ?
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Aug 10, 2012
'Damn girl, how fast can you turn round?'
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: ''He said he had brass ones this big''

Jessica: ''Yes I got that,.. I can read too''

Louis: ''He must have a tumor..''

Jessica:''.....Moving on''
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: "Okay, okay, I take back what I said about the slinky dress."
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis " I got you an invisible puppy"



Jessica " Im more of a cat person"
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: " Waiiit, sooo you're a lizard alien from V ????"
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: "How big?"

Louis: "This big!"

Jessica: "I love it when you talk litigation."
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Aug 10, 2012
Jessica: "Louis, if you don't do what I say I will peel the skin off your weak and scrawny bones."

Louis: "Is it wrong that I'm completely turned on right now?"
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: "If looks could kill, your stare would be the equivalent of the Holocaust."
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Aug 10, 2012
Louis: "If you just lean in a little bit more, and I "accidentally" cup a feel, then it's not sexual harassment, right?"
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