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Open Caption: Suits Up

I only caught Part 1 of the Dallas premiere last night, but yeeehaw—fans are in for one hell of a soapy summer show, let me tell ya. I did enjoy the scenery, though. Ranches are great! But the moment John Ross met Margaret in the ON THE STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS' STADIUM I was tossing eye-rolls all over the place. Who does that? Nobody. That's who. "Alright, well, thanks for meeting me in my secret place, I guess we can be going now. Uh, oh, excuse me, no, no, you can leave that way, I'll go the other way. It's more dramatic like that." Okay, I'll quit whining and hand over your winners from yesterday's contest now:


From Taccado:

Elena: "I was hopping for baby oil, but we can wrestle in this too."


From Geek_Queen:

Elena:: "How'd you do it?"
John Ross:: "I was just shootin' at some food and then, boom, black gold, Texas tea."


From skyermay00:

"TV's second highest rated love triangle centered around an Elena."



Today's Image: Suits

Hellooo, summer season premiere! In tonight's episode, "She Knows," Mike closes a huge deal at the firm but risks exposing his secret as a result. And Harvey gets nervous about protecting said secret when Jessica's ex...partner shows up to pay her a visit. In the still below, Harvey and Jessica stand side-by-side in a graveyard—at a funeral, I suspect. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Harvey: Look at them, they have no clue what's about to happen, Should we warn them?

Jessica: September said not to interfere.
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Harvey : you look as if you'd rather not be here, with me

Jessica : sorry, for a sec I thought I was guesting on an episode of Castle, with my captain
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Jessica: I can't believe Lewis Litt is actually gone.

Harvey: Yeah... it's a shock. I mean, I knew he had his head up his own ass, but I didn't think he'd actually suffocate.
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"I hate funerals, we always get confused with undertakers"



"Maybe we should smile, would help our case"



"You said that about that little girl, spent me five hours explaining that off"
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" We will sue anybody to the grave , even if they got Zombified "
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Jessica: Is it working?

Harvey: Yeah the stains are completely covered. Just keep your hands in place.
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Harvey: "OK, just so we're clear ... even at a funeral, I dress up way cleaner than you ..."



Jessica: "Want me to find you your final resting spot - and then put you there? Keep talking ..."
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Harvey: So, do you think he'll choose the Blue pill... or the Red
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Jessica: I think we're too late.

Harvey: Nah, Harry Korn and the gang will understand.
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harvey: what are we mourning?



jessica: the loss of firefly
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harvey: i'm so sorry for your loss



jessica: the important thing to remember is that i'm still taller than you
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Jessica; I'm visualizing you naked.

Harvey; I'm visualizing me naked too.
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Jessica: Harvey, did you have to wear those bright pink pants?!
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You would never know by this photo, but they are actually River-Dancing.
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PASTOR: Beloved friends, we are here today to lay to rest the television lawyer show. Its body may be cold, but its reruns will warm our spirits for generations to come.



HARVEY: Such a sad scene, let's not ruin their mourning by telling them we're on tonight.



JESSICA: I agree, Harvey. ... Wait, is that Franklin and Bash hiding in the bushes back there?
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Jessica: Stop looking at me harvey, I haven't decided which grave to put you in.
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Harvey, have you ever seen a show called 'Cleopatra 2525'?



No, Jessica, why?



Oh... no reason. I sure am glad that you respect and fear me though, and that our relationship will never change.
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Many people are still unsure of Suits crossover with Men In Black
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Jessica: "I guess they COULD take the sky away from her."
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Harvey: "well, I'm glad this isn't our funeral, we should be pretty safe on USA though"

Jessica: "Yeah, I'm glad we're not on Fox. What was Terra Nova anyway?"

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Harvey: How's Laurence?

Jessica: He's keeps sending Keanu this script he wrote, claims this movie is going to be "the one".
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Harvey: "When we were told to suit up, I never thought we'd be stood up by Neil Partrick Harris"

Jessica: "What do you mean, he's Neil-ing over there!"
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Harvey: "Who's the funeral for?"

Jessica: "A big damn hero."
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Harvey: "Sucks that Wash died."

Jessica: "Thanks."

Harvey: "You still look great."

Jessica: "Don't you know it."
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If Nathan Fillion was standing next to her that would be class. But he isn't.
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Jessica: "Here come the Men In Black"

Harvey: "I waited 10 years to safely wear this, and then they released another film"
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Harvey: "We've stood here like this for an hour now."

Jessica: "Yeah. I'm getting the feeling that the funeral wasn't going to be today."
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Jessica : Geez , i don't like Horatio's style !
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Jessica: "The MiB look doesn't work for you."

Harvey: "Hush, or I'll use my neuralyzer on you ."
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Harvey : why they call us " Men in Black " when we have women in the job ?

Jessica : Because my Balls is bigger than yours
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Oops, I should have refreshed the page before I submitted mine. Didn't notice yours.
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This is soo boring..',
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