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Open Caption: Teen Wolf

So we meet again, Open Captioners. We hit the jackpot with over 80 caption submissions over the weekend, and I've used your "likes" to determine the winner. It's all about the people's choice up in here! So here are your winners from Friday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Ben: "Playing Halo did NOT prepare me for this!"


From Geek_Queen:

Ben: "Dad, the commercial lied. There's no rainbow-colored candy inside!"
Dad (sighs): "They were talking about Skittles, son, not Skitters."


From Yaspaa:
Ben: "Dang! Should have cut the blue wire."



Today's Image: Teen Wolf

Time for Teen Wolf again! In tonight's episode, "Abomination," Scott seeks out Allison to try to pull information about this new reptillian monster that's been running amuck in town. And Boyd, the newest werewolf on the block, decides to join the lacrosse team. Werewolves need hobbies, too! In the still below, Stiles (L) confronts his mechanic (R), who's overcharging him for all sorts of unfamiliar sounding parts his car "needs." ...Little do they know there's something lurking, and it's noooot a werewolf. Eek. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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stiles"so wingardium leviosa really works"

mechanin "it's levioSA, but buffum mi bodium is a much better spell"
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Styles "You are really clean for someone who works on cars"



new dude " i mostly just lift them, cant you tell?"
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Stiles: awww man you're going to take off your shirt too aren't you. If we get a season 3 i'm going to have to work out so hard to buff up just to compare with EXTRAS!!
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Mechanic: "What happened to your car?"

Stiles: "I hit a plot hole."

M: "You mean, "pot hole"."

S: "Nope, I mean plot hole. There are some big ones out there!"
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S: "Please don't drop the car on me! Don't, don't drop it!"

R: "Can't you tell by the hair, the jaw, ALL THIS... I am the son of Captain America."

S: "SH!T, that's the wrong show! I'm gonna die!"
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I have no caption ideas.



But does nameless mechanic remind anyone else of Rider Strong aka Shawn Hunter?
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S: "Dude, the blatant fanservice won't save you from your imminent demise. All horror movies have a strong correlation between Sex and Death. Have you never seen Scream?"

R: "Just enjoy the gun show."
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S: "Why are you so clean when your shirt is so dirty?"

R: "It's the mister clean effect. I really worry about losing my hair."
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Stiles; Are you sure you're a mechanic.

Mechanic; I have oil on my wife beater, don't I.
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Stiles: Are all mechanics as pretty as you?

Mechanic: Only the ones about to be eaten.
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Go grease lightning, go grease lightning!
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Mechanic: "Are these ... Claw marks?"

Stiles: "No! That's crazy talk! Here, have a Reese's."
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Mechanic: Dude, you got a problem in your differential.

Styles: You're a proctologist, too? Cool.
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Mechanic: Ahh, there's the problem

Stiles: What is it?

Mechanic: It's called a Flux Capacitor, It's why we're stuck in the 80's
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Stiles: So you are sticking with the I am not going shirtless plan too ay?
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Dude, you shave your armpits?
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Stiles: Okay, okay. I believe you.

Mechanic: Told you I could hold the car up without the lift.

Stiles: Sure you have the muscles, but you're not gonna be a regular, buddy.

Mechanic: Why not??

Stiles: You're wearing too much clothes. HEY! I don't make the rules...
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"Hey...hey, guy...hey! ... ... Wanna see my Nancy Drew collection?"

(I'm only getting into the show now, gimme a break. Or don't. Point is, I'm suffering from major Stiles appreciation right now. So just...lay off a little. Okay? Okay.)
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Stiles: How many fingers you got in there dude? can it take your whole hand?

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That is SO wrong (and I'm laughing so hard I peed).
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Stiles:"Nice tool"

Mechanic:"Thanks the ladies like it too"

Stiles: "I meant your wrench"
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Stiles: Banana in the tail-pipe?

Mechanic: Banana in the tail-pipe.

Stiles: Dammit Axel Foley!!, get your OWN 80's movie TV show remake!
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Stiles: "What do you mean, it doesn't look like the radiator hose snapped from normal wear and tear? Why else would it have snapped?"
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Does checking out your tools make me gay?
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Stiles: Do you find me attractive?

Mechanic: I'm not gay.

Stiles: I didn't ask about your sexual prefrence! I need to know if you think I'm good looking!
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You can tell I'm a mechanic because of my overly defined musculature, perfect manicure and grease stained wife-beater t-shirt.
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There's your problem. Someone shaved my armpits and put the hair in your fuel filter.
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Are you sure you're not Eric Northman?
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Stiles : another twilight reject got cast in teen wolf , that just great !

mechanic : so where did you get rejected from ? Glee !
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S: If this car falls on me and mom and dad find me like this -- they'll have a field day.
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S: Dude... you ever hear of Speedstick?
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Stiles: Can you hear the keyboard banging? Is the sound of yet another gay fanfic I'm starring.
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S: Damn... nice arms.



R: These are my legs.



(okay, that's just weird, I know).
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S: "I see you don't shave. I thought you were of European ancestry.



R: "Bring me my Thor's hammer!"
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R: By the way, you'll notice you don't fit the dress code for this garage. The DJs are going to take your ass back to Kentucky.
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R: You notice those beautifully placed wheels behind me?



S: Yeah, and?



R: uhhh... nothing. Just good camera work, I thought.
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R: This backlighting is magic -- lights up my face and pecs to boot!



S: Yeah.... that's what I wanted to see.

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Stiles: "Are all car mechanics as fit as you?"

Mechanic: "No, just the ones who are hired to attract female viewers for TV shows."
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R: "I also repair my nose and chin or any other flaws I have here. I can give you a discount if you like.



S: Maybe my ears?
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Stiles: "That's a ton-ton carcass, dude... and this is a warm climate."



R: "So you're saying it won't still keep you warm?"
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"You see the way this external lighting still manages to accentuate my face and upper body? That's where the magic is, bro. Forget about being part wolf, and screw the lotions.".
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Stiles:What are you doing?

Mechanic:"I'm hiding my Vampire diaries dvds. Remember what happened when the werewolves found out i liked Twilight!"
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Styles was starting to believe that it was a bad idea for him to train as a midwife
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