Open Caption: Terra Nova

Happy Halloween y'all! While you were writing all those brilliant captions, I finally finished my costume! Anyway, here are the winners from this weekend's Open Caption contest:

From AelHoffman:
"The International Evil Super Spy Open is upon us once again, and I am set to win it."

From JamesButko:
Chuck: "Guys, turn off those Sony flatscreen TVs, we need to put on our Nike running shoes, grab a $5 footlong, and play tennis with our high-quality Wilson tennis rackets."
Casey: "Ugh, this is giving me a headache. Pass me some good-old Advil so my headache can be gone in a flash."

From JulzAlbig:
"And after we dispatch all the villains with this baby, we can take it home and make mashed potatoes, Benny & Joon-style."

From bmill2:
Sarah: "Chuck, I know you don't like guns, but I don't think making a tennis racket the Carmichael Industries weapon of choice is going to help business."


Today's Image: Terra Nova
Terra Nova returns tonight after taking a week off, and from the look of things, Jim, Washington, Zoe, and Elisabeth will be trying to figure out if it was an Ankylosaurus or a golden goose who laid this massive egg. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Comments (31)
Submit
Sort: Latest | Popular
This could make enough scrambled eggs to feed us for a while.
Reply
Flag
Maddy: Great, this egg will probably get more screen time than I will.
Reply
Flag
My caption is so ironic, it came just before a dinosaur actually succeeded in killing someone. That little dinosaur deserves a medal, it did something that all its bigger cousins failed to do!
Reply
Flag
"Wow.... I really wish we had some kind of scanning device to see inside of this egg so we know if it's alive or not. Wait... what? Not only do you have a scanning device, but you can perform advanced surgery on the remote scanned image and it will repair what's inside the egg?? Then why in the hell couldn't we use that to see what's inside the damn box a few weeks ago!?!"
Reply
Flag
Jim: You're right, this egg is way more interesting than Josh or Maddy.
Reply
Flag
Jim: Wow. The artists really went to town on that football.
Reply
Flag
Zoe: Mommy, what if a evil and scary dinosaur comes out of this egg.

Elisabeth: Honey! there are no such things as scary dinosaurs in Terra Nova. Anyone attacked by a dinosaur on this show has got healed by bandages within the hour.
Reply
Flag
Have any of you seen the movie "Alien"?
Reply
Flag
Zoe: mommy, whats inside?

Elisabeth: well, it's covered in spots...

Jim:... so it's a dalmatian!
Reply
Flag
Zoe: This is a big chicken egg!

Jim: Pretty sure it's not a chicken honey.

Reply
Flag
Zoe: I wanted my egg poached!

Jim: Eat your breakfast, honey, there are children starving in the Cretaceous Period.
Reply
Flag
Jim : "Wow Zoe, how is it possible ? I mean, you haven't hit puberty yet !"
Reply
Flag
Zoe: "We haven't been picked up for a full season yet and we've been given too 'open caption' chances already. How much more proof do we need that this show isn't that hard to ridicule?"
Reply
Flag
Yay Easter on Terra Nova. Good thing we remembered to bring the PAAS kits from the past.
Reply
Flag
Zoe thinking : when this egg hatch , i will make it my pet ..

Elisabeth thinking : Gosh , this egg looks just like the eggs from Critters !

Jim thinking : winner winner , " dinosaur egg " dinner !

Alicia Washington enters and say : is zoe trying to predict the future with her egg ball ? we already came from it, and it was horrible !
Reply
Flag
There's going to be one hell of Kinder Surprise in this thing.
Reply
Flag
This is the only open caption that got me in stitches!! Thank you.
Reply
Flag
Jim and Elizabeth were beginning to regret letting Zoe go trick or treating in Terra Nova.
Reply
Flag
Jim : i don't think a dinosaur egg gonna save our show.

Elisabeth : yup , i don't think so but at least Zoe is having a good time.

Jim : do you know what will increase the number of viewers of our show? if some nasty dinosaur comes out this egg and eats all the annoying teenagers in this show!
Reply
Flag
With slumping ratings maybe it's time to some hints from Game of Thrones. Dragons!
Reply
Flag
is that Colloidal silver
Reply
Flag
Jim: Clearly this is an Ankylosaurus egg.

Elisabeth: It could belong to another species.

Zoe: Your both wrong this will hatch into.... A YOSHI.
Reply
Flag
Zoe: Ok now everyone is in the room iv got some questions, if we have already established that no matter what we do in the past it won't change anything we do in the future, then what is the point in Terra Nova? We just going to send everyone from our time here? Also wouldn't that mean we are in an alternate reality rather than our own past and if we can't change the future whats the point of the sixer's? owning the past doesn't mean that in 65 million years who ever sent them will be in charge an..

Elisabeth: shh honey stop pointing out the plot holes

Zoe: But what about the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs won't we also be wiped out?

Jim: Wait Wha...??
Reply
Flag
Zoe (thinking to herself): "I've finally found my very own Digimon!"
Reply
Flag
Washington: (laughs) "Do you think there's pantyhose inside that egg?"



(A reference to the old L'eggs packaging)
Reply
Flag
Jim: "Guys, I've watched enough Jurassic Park to know that this is a very bad idea!"
Reply
Flag
Elisabeth: So Zoe, you asked us where babies come from. I guess it's time for us to have the big talk. You remember how we told you earlier about storks bringing children to families? Well, that only applies to the future, since storks will evolve about 40 million years from now. Here babies are brought by Pterosaurs inside eggs like these. And that's how babies are made!
Reply
Flag
Jim: I bet you're going to love the surprise inside this Easter egg!

Lt. Washington (thinking): I wish it is a man! I'm in such a need of one! Every viewer of this show can see I'm sexually frustrated.
Reply
Flag
kid: is my pony inside??

dad: it is the closest thing I could find honey!

mum(whisper) : are you sure it's only got one horn?
Reply
Flag
Worlds. Best. Omelet.
Reply
Flag
"wait a minutes?....where hammond? he's missing out!"
Reply
Flag

Like TV.com on Facebook