Open Caption: Terra Nova

First, I want to let you all know that this may very well be our last week of Open Caption contests until the new year. The reason? Not a lot of new TV coming out between now and then! And besides, you all deserve a break—this is hard work! And if any of you are interested, I'll be offering an Open Caption Writing Boot Camp course over the holiday break. It'll involve lots of burpees, sit-ups, TV-watching and pun fabrication. More details soon. For now, let's congratulate the winners of this weekend's contest:

From jaynashvil:
Hank (interrupting guy in tank top): We'd love to hear more about how you catch catfish with your bare hands, but about this explosion...

From CurlyMC:
Don't suppose you pigs know a Marshal named Raylan Givens?

From Geek_Queen:
Nick: "So, Mr. Bluto, you said this all started as a fight between you and the sailor over a woman named Olive Oyl?"


Today's Image: Terra Nova
In tonight's episode, Jim gives Skye a good talkin' to. How much do you think it's because she's sassin' him over that body armor ensemble? Post your best caption ideas in the comments! And make 'em count, as this might be the last Terra Nova Open Caption EVER.

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Pull my finger.
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"You are NOT going to ruin this paintball tournament!"
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Bitch betta have my money!
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"And THAT young lady is why dirt biking up the back of a Brontosaurus is dangerous."
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"Why would you say that?? That is so mean!! I am not jinxed. Life On Mars was a good show!".
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Jim: And one more thing.........uh, ......oh hell, FUNNY ain't gonna work for this show either!! Nevermind!!
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Jim: This show will last six seasons and movie. Do you hear me?

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I'll show you, I'll show you! The Grand Canyon is so small now that it can be jumped on bike!

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For the last time, I'm not dressed up as Dean Pelton. I've got hair and I know what "Tron" is!
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Jim talking to Ilana : We Still have two episode finale

so maybe the 13th episode is the charm

! but if we got cancelled i blame that on Tim .. he sucks !
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Jim: I know you stole that sack from Jack Bauer. Give it back right now!
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Jim: It was you all along wasn't it, wasn' it.

Jim: Um, what's your name again.

Skye: Its whatever you want it to be just stop pointing that finger at me.
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Jim: Who is your agent??

Skye: You mean spy? You're asking who the Sixers' spy is?

Jim: No! Who is your acting agent? I need a new one, because I fired mine for putting me on this show!
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Tron 3 ended up having a lower budget than originally anticipated.
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Jim: Now is not the time to be going OTG. You and the spy are the only people in Terra Nova who are going outside the gate. If you stop doing it we'll find the spy.
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I am NOT doing "The Time Warp" in the finale.
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Don't pinch my ass again.
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Jim: No! All the writers and producers can't be the main course when you invite your friend T-Rex to dinner! And I mean it! They pay my bills. Get it?
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Jim: When the cameras roll, I want YOU to take Josh in some obscure corner of the forest and make out. He should not appear on camera, he is ruining the ratings of my show!
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Pull my finger.
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Skye (singing): If your species will continue clap your hands (clap clap). If your -

Jim: I've told you to STOP QUOTING ICE AGE!
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and p.s. This costume is not ridiculous! If it was, then I wouldn't wear in Terra Nova!
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Listen young lady! When I point my hand at you, it means I am very angry... I had a few acting classes in the past, so I know what I am talking about!
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The dad (Jim) tells off the girlfriend/love interest (Skye), the son (Josh) is in a load in trouble.
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JIm: DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY SPECIALLY ORDERED SHAMPOO AGAIN. ITS NOT LIKE I CAN GET MORE ANYTIME SOON!!!



SKYE: but it makes my hair sooooo smooooooth
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Jim: Now you stay here! Don't go anywhere.

Skye: Why? Where are you going?

Jim: To find the ONE person who can save this show...Michael Crichton.



TERRA NOVA = CANCELLED

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Skye: This show is terrible.

Jim: How can you still not know the show's name? It's Terra No -- Oh, I see what you meant.
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I swear if you call me Tron one more time I'll cancel this show right now!
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"funny costume"

"hey! don't say anything else or i will wag my finger AGAIN!!! children!!"
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Jim: I think Josh may be in trouble. Apparently, a lot of people on TV.com want him dead.
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Skye: do you think we'll get better roles after this is cancelled?

Jim: Dont you ever give me false hope like that skye!
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Jim: "Our CGI department works very hard, ok?!?!!?"
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Jim: You can NEVER be overdressed for Laser Tag-asaurus.
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Jim: I'm going to poke you right in your mole face!

Skye: No, please don't!

Jim: Here it comes!

Skye: NOOOOOOOOO!
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"For the millionth time, this is an anti-dinosaur suit, I didn't raid Brandon Walsh's paintball locker!"
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Jim: Make your screen time count, as this might be the last Terra Nova episode EVER.
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It's YOUR fault we're lost! I knew we should have asked that Velociraptor for directions!
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Again, again repeat after me "A Triceratops teeth chew tough treats"
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"Listen, shut up you, and get to the cheesy special effects!"
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"STOP this nonsense ! Im your father and youll never be anything but a rollerblade-girl !"
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it is because of you and other whiny teenagers, this show gonna be Cancelled!!
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"Didn't I tell you auditioning for this show was a bad idea?? Didn't I? Huh? Huh?
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Jim scolds Skye for making yet another Terra Nova extinction joke.
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"Listen, Skye, you stay here out of sight with all the other interesting characters. My son and I have some more issues to work out." (V. 1)

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"Your stay out of this! It's about time I gave the punk son of mine the beating he's deserved for a while."



"Okay, but don't you think that the bullet-proof armor is a tad much?" (V. 2)
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"I just heard that Ilana Diamond is quitting tv.com. You make sure she gets on the 11th pilgramage because we could use her."



Please keep the open caption alive :)
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You take that back young lady! The dinosaurs are not better actors than I am!
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I accidentally clicked "flag" when I meant to click "like". Sorry!
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Jim : me and my buddies are playing paintball guns , because my xbox is broken .. so dont ruin it for everybody , you got that !
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"Oh c'mon, just smell my finger"
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