Open Caption: The Bachelorette on the Waterfront

Oh HEYO! You guys dropped 74 caption suggestions on my doorstep over the weekend and I couldn't be happier. Teen Wolf FTW. Though it looks like I made a factual error when describing the still—the character pictured is Jackson, not Stiles. So sorry about that! They just look so... similar... in the moonlight, ya know? Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Jackson: "ARR! I should have worn a Deep-V!"


From olwyn11:

Jackson: "Check out my abs mermaids! Oh yeah, they're real."


From ToddMurray:
Jackson: "That's okay... when my girlfriend's all doped up on Valium, she confuses me with Stiles, too."



Today's Image: The Bachelorette

Again with the reality, I know. But it's Emily Maynard! She has a charming southern accent and a bunch of wacky potential baby daddies to choose from! What could go wrong? In tonight's episode, the boys go boating. How upper class of them. In the still below, Emily is surrounded by—from left to right—Jef (with one F—which totally suits his "I'm a hip, skateboarding entrepreneur who supports charities for starving children on the side" persona), Kalon (aka: "helicopter guy," aka: why is he still around?), Ryan (the cocky pro sports trainer), and Arie (the race car driver who steals kisses from Emily in front of the other dudes). Also, they're cheering for something! Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Guy #1 - thanks for helping us with the drug test!

Guy #2 - that's more than enough for our 4 urine samples!

Guy #3 - now we can all take part to the Olympics!

Guy #4 - let's sail to London!

Girl - no problem... I just hope they won't test it for pregnancy or herpes...
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Emily: "Raise your hands if you expected to make it this far!"
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Jef: Ever tried urine therapy.
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Emily: "Kalon, what adventure are we going on today?"

Kalon: "Just a three-hour tour to a private island."
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I hope somebody knows how to make random objects out of coconuts. I wonder how many bars you can get on a coconut cell phone?
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Emily: "Who wants to pretend they're Jack Sparrow?"

Guys: :Me!"
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Director: "Wardrobe, please put a windbreaker on Arie. He looks like he's smuggling ravens in his shirt sleeves."
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Emily (after seeing Jef w/ champagne): "Jef has the right idea, guys. Whoever sucks up to me the best wins!"
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If you want to have a five-way, you're gonna have to bring me more booze than that
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Viva la revolution... yellow is the new black
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yea!! I peed in this!!
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men : we all banged her !

girl : please i am a lady !
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These drunk, screaming imbeciles are the perfect fathers for my little girl!
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This doesn't scream Frat Party Date-Rape to me....
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**"Secret" deodorant logo** Strong enough for a man whore, but made for a woman
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C.K., with the death of Richard Dawson and with him his greatest character, Damon Killian of "The Running Man", you are the last remaining Killian hosting a battle to the death daily contest. Watch out for Arnie!!



I think a Running Man caption would be an appropriate homage for tomorrow, but I strongly suspect it will be a Love in Wild tomorrow.
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Emily: Yeah, this isn't creepy or dangerous at all... You promise one of these guys is my one true love?!
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Jef : let us raise a toast to another Attention Whore!
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YES! For some reason I'm happier about winning this one than I usually am. Probably because I'm such a huge fan of Teen Wolf. No half credits this time, qbe_64! :D



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Jef: Drink!

Kalon: Haha!

Ryan: *Creepy Stare*

Arie: Woo!



Emily: I can't wait to get engaged and then quietly break up with one of you!
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Steals it with a Sunday entry!

Impressive # of votes/hour.



I think you may be dating C. Killian, or maybe YOU ARE C. Killian!?!?



It was made up here first folks.
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I will get this relationship rumor to TMZ and Perez Hilton ASAP!
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Oh no, C.K! We've been outed!
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Emily: "Guys! We were supposed to leave the white power stuff off camera!"
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Emily: So Kalon, the producers said it's okay to kick you out now...

The three other guys: Woooohoooo!
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GO BANANA!!
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