Open Caption: The Big Bang Theory (March 21)

Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted this shot of Community's Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) and Senor Chang (Ken Jeong), one of whom was looking a bit more refined than usual. These entries each deserve an afternoon of fun with Annie's Boobs.

...From DaVulture:
"Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly,"

...From Vidsignup:
"Ask someone else, Winger, I'm late for Potions and then I've got Quidditch practice." and "Don't tell Joel, but I'm making the jump over to The Big Bang Theory."

...From Scrypted:
"Shirley's child needs someone more Cosby and less Leave It to Beaver"

...From Docspector:
"Hey, everybody, look! It's Arnold from Happy Days. Wait... was anyone here alive when Happy Days was on? Not you, Chevy..."

Next up: This shot of The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon (Jim Parsons) who apparently needs to take a breather. Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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Sheldon: Oh, My God!! Leonard Nimoy is 80 years old!!! Cop: Just take a deep breath... that's just barley middle age for a Vulcan.
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"Leonard's new girlfriend, Pria, was in the bathroom during MY scheduled time. AND, she forgot to put the top lid down. Good Lord, I nearly had a heart attack. Just think of all the germs released into the air. I might as well hang a Chernobyl sign on the door. It's like a nuclear holocaust in there."
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hyper ventilating, thats not going to save the show.
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Sheldon: Maybe it WAS a good day to stop sniffing glue!
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Sheldon, will you quit snorting coke. I'm right here you know. I might have to arrest you.
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Officer: So, who do you think stole your Green Lantern lantern.

Sheldon: I don't know, but they left their lunch sack behind. I've eliminated Wolowitz because I smell peanut butter and we know that he can't eat peanuts.
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as far as movies go, I like Benny and Joon better than any of the Star Trek movies.
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OMG!!! Spocks voice comming out of Olivia's body. What was Belly thinking.
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Oh my god! Raj, an Asian guy giving me problems and another Asian guy come here to solve those problems.
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Sheldon: Oh, My God!! William Shatner is 80 years old!!!
Cop: Isn't he the guy that hosted Rescue 911?
*Sheldon starts gasping faster into the bag*
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Looks like all your accomplices took off and left you holding the bag.
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COP: I'm sorry that you got it wrong, but you can't always be right. I mean, it's House for crying out loud. He's a genius
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"He said something about my MeeMaw and then the last thing I remember is screaming 'Wheaton!' When I came to my senses there he was, out cold on the floor."
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Bazinga!!!
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"We can't file getting your World of Warcraft account hacked under Grand Theft. It doesn't matter how much gold your character had."
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"Sir, we can file a report about your toaster, but I don't even know what a 'Cylon' is."
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COP : ok, who touched it and where?

SHELDON : in the bathroom... it was under the UV light... I suspect them all! It was such a good toothbrush!
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Oh Lord this has got to end. I've told them a thousand times. Chunk chicken, not shredded.
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Sheldon: "Oh crap, they sent the me the wrong kind of stripper... again!"
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officer arrest the the creator of babylon 5 he stole the idea from paramount
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"The fact that this show is still on the air makes me sick"
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Oh for heaven's sake! I thought I was being arrested by Star Trek's George Takei. Drat! I obviously need an eye exam.
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Sheldon had a panic attack and called the cops once he caught the Glee kids doing original songs on tv.
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Cop: Mr, if you knew this could be a solution, why did you call me here to stop your hiccups?
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Sir, this couch is important evidence in our investigation and we have to take it to the station including your cushion.
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COP: Yes sir, apparently Rebecca Black is the new teen sensation
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lol. shelldon and a paper bag, maybe he could try putting it on his head
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Sir, from the 911 call we had the impression you broke your back...not your bag.
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COP: Oh gosh, Two and a half men re-runs
SHELDON: Yeah, now you know why I phoned
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Sheldon removes the bag: BAZINGA!
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Cop: "Look, sir, just because you disagreed with something the Mythbusters said, that is no reason to disrupt the peace."
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Cop: "I'm sorry, but I thought your friends told you that I was a stripper."
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Officer: O Hell! I don't care if you have the flu again and you want to push that into the brown paper, 'cause I'm not carrying that to the station to check who gave you the flu.
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Officer: I know you are upset about your next door neighbor beating you at Halo, but why did you call the cops?
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Officer: Sorry, they couldn't afford to give me an actual breathalyzer...
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Sheldon to officer - "No you did not just say you arrested Leonard Nimoy before I got a change to interview him, cuddle with him and cut off a lock of his hair"
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sheldon:i did it! I brought george tekei from the 70's with my time machine!
george: what happened? I was just about to be in a 5-way with the village people
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Sheldon just got word that David E Kelly is heading Wonder Woman.
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"Yes, sir. 'Firefly' was the best show ever."
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Calm down sir, I can't do anything. Breaking a roommate agreement is not considered a felony !
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Look, for the last time, I'm NOT the Korean guy from "Lost", and this is NOT a Hawaii Five-O costume!
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So, Mr. Parsons, you say someone has stolen your Emmy?
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Look, even if you blow up the bag and then pop it to make a "bang", I still won't believe that you have a gun. So let's go...
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You can't act your way out of that
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Pest Control weren't very understanding about Sheldon cat cloud's mass suicide.
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Pest Control weren't very understanding about Sheldon cat cloud's mass suicide.
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May be he's smelling Glue?..
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This is all a bad dream. If I just keep breathing, he'll go away.
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You can't be the love child of Spock and Sulu. Not only is it illogical, it's physically impossible!!
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SPOCK JUST BEAMED INTO MY APARTMENT?!
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