Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of Bones' Hodgins (T.J. Thyne) and Booth (David Boreanaz) digging up some dirt. These entries deserve... something better than a bag of dirt.
... From MaxCiporski:
"Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey finally set aside their boy band differences and join forces to fight crime!"
... From docspector:
"...and then your part of the secret handshake goes like this... ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?"
... From Neksmater:
"Did you see how that squirrel exploded?! I told you my Pop-Rocks and Coke cocktail hidden in an acorn would make for splendiforous gore!"
... From Vidsignup:
"Yeah I know, it's the smallest cellphone they make. The chicks are going to dig it."
... From Geek_Queen:
"Hodgins: "C'mon, Booth, I'll let you be Angel this time." Booth: "I cannot believe you brought your Buffy action figures with you to a crime scene."
... From CurlyMC:
"King of the flower bed!"
Next up: This week on The Big Bang Theory, Penny (Kaley Cuoco) and Amy (Mayim Bialik) contemplate the usefulness of hot pink heels. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
"Be a blonde with pink heels is not a cliche. It is scientific fact."
Amy and Penny wait patiently for the chiropractor.
"Alright prepare yourself, I'm going to attempt the Road Warrior." (that's a south park reference for those who don't get it).
Penny: I bought these pink heels for royal wedding and they didn't invited me.
Amy: "Besty, are you attempting to demonstrate the ancient Druid mating Ritual of Oak and Mistletoe?"Penny: "Of course not, Amy Farrah Fowler, I just want to 'PUMP' (clap) you up!" (said with a SNL faux Arnold Schwarzenegger accent)
Those will definitely leave marks on the headliner in your car!!!
Well, I was looking around in that little Puerto Rican shop and they asked me if I decided what I wanted and I said I needed to choose. And this is what they gave me.
These comments are Bogus!
Amy: "Are you high bestie?" :)
Hey! I see 30rock is on. I'll fart at the screen....that may make that unfunny show funnier.
Penny explain the necessity of wearing such shoes. I suppose you can tellthat I never would have bought such a thing. Do your feet hurt already?
They look like a bird I once saw in captivity.
I think they say "Just Do Me!"
Penny: "How do you like my new shoes? They're from Charlie Sheen's 'Goddess' line."
Penny: "The Director said that I'd be perfect for 'Burlesque 2'!"
"Yes Burnadette, you can do a handstand, we believe you." "Hold on Penny let's see how long this goes."
"If you would pay your cable bill, becoming a makeshift TV antennea wouldn't be neccessary."
Yeah, the story we gave the press was that I fell off a horse. But really, I fell off of these...
They say, "don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes." Well, I'm judging you now, Ryan Seacrest...
So what you're saying is, since we're on at 8:00 now, we have to hide your butt behind a pillow?
How long have your feet been glued together?
OK, so you put on Bob Seger's "old time rock and roll" on the stereo, then after you slide into the doorway, the next part of the "Risky Business dance" is to throw yourself on the couch and shake your legs.
"Penny, dearest, even if all your blood rushes to your head, I doubt it will contribute to making you smarter"
"Indeed that appears to be Priya's blood. Pardon me Penny but I don't think that's what she meant when she said she liked your shoes and wanted a closer look."
That Blasted Chair!!!!!!!
Besty what are you doing? I don't Know
"Penny, although I am sure the Wizard of Oz had quite the impact on your upbringing - and, might I add, may explain a lot of your behavior - I doubt that clicking your hot pink heels three times while chanting 'I want a better home' or any of the other preferred variations will actually achieve its goal. In the meantime, here, drink this, perhaps if you are drunk enough you might get rid of your super-ego's misconceptions of the world and perhaps come to meet the Wizard, who knows? I am just in it for the buzz."
Penny: So this is the first step. The second is simply that you then just spread your legs.That's my financial advice to you, the money will start rolling in right away.
Just keep swimming just keep swimming.........
Heels might work to get guys in bed but i think this alcohol will work better on Sheldon.
Pink Heels, How do they work?
i need both these drinks to understand what she's doing there...
We've been testing a new drug in the lab, and I put some in your drink. It's supposed to be a Viagra for women, but I don't think this is the effect we were looking for.
I don't think helium-filled shoes are going to catch on.
"If you're expecting me to make a comment on your shoes, no. They do not match your outfit."
"Why are you making that face? The writers asked me to demonstrate the Big Bang"
"Do these shoes make my feet look fat?" "I don't know, let me down these margaritas first so I can care."
for the last time, I will not let you balance the margarita on your heels!
"If you want to get a man to do whatever you want this is the first step."
Assume this position to ward off Sheldon, it freaks him out!
"Let's just stare at my hooker heels for a while...."
"i am trying to get pregnant, this helps"
"Sorry, I'm only comfortable when my legs are in the air"
"No wonder they kicked you out of yoga class."
"Alright, but if you want to play flying superhero, you have to take off the heels first."
"Oh Besty, tonight is going to get crazy. Cah razee."