Hidey-ho, neighbors! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this somewhat ambiguous shot (right) of True Blood's Sam Trammell and Marshall Allman. After weeding out the requisite gay jokes, we unearthed these three gems:
... chas031's "OK, Yes it IS your room. Yes, it IS your TV!! But for God's sake if you're gonna do that pick ANYTHING besides BUFFY!!!!!!"
... Special-K99's "This is the worst game of Twister I've ever played!"
... mallorykane's "Um... you don't hear those banjos again, do you?" [Ed. note: Way to work in Deliverance!]
Up next: This photo from The Good Guys, this time of both Jack (Colin Hanks) and Dan (Bradley Whitford). Yeah, we know it's similar to last week's image, and we know we used a photo of Whitford a couple weeks ago, but his caught-in-the-act moments and awkward facial expressions always make us laugh. Post your best caption idea in the comments! (And please resist making homoerotic wisecracks. You guys are more creative than that.)
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NO! THIS is the worst game of Twister I've ever played.
Hold on. Hold on. Geeeez, it was so much easier xeroxing my butt in the '80s!
I love TV! I even like some very cheesy TV shows like The Seeker, but I could not even watch a whole episode of The Good Guys! Bradley Whitford is so much better than this show!
O.k. hold still while I get my glove.
"Jack, I don't think I'll be able to jump on this one"
Jack: "I don't care what you and Frank used to do, I'm not touching it"
Hey, I found 57 cents and a piece of gum if you're still hungry!!
i don't care who you are and where you're from but for god sakes if you DON'T MOVE URE ASS I'M-A POP URE ASS LIKE A PIN TO A BALLOON!!!!
WTF are you doing on my super-self-made computer! Oh wait, is that the newest online number of Playboy? Nice butt by the way
Can you pull the stick out of my @$$?
"Dude, your hair is amazing"
I watched it last night not as good as BURN NOTICE
Dan: Hey, the desk-man was voting for TV.com's Now Awards. What?! We're a cooler crime-solving duo than these punks!!
Dude your hogging all the bandwidth.
Stop asking questions and just light it.
Dan: Quick Jack. Fake a seizure and I'll get us upgraded to a sports model.
Jack: Must you hump everything?
Jack: I told you that the USB stick doesn't plug in there.
Does this look like poison oak, to you?
captions are better for 2 or multiple images, introduce something like that :)
Bailey: So, why don't you just go around the desk?Stark: I told you, good police work is doing what no one is expecting you to do.Bailey: ....doesn't that hurt?Stark: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And this man is doing some damn good police work right now.
Quick! Get a lighter.
The only way to get a peak at the goods... 80s style. (Mustache-O!)
Damn, Stark....you leave skid-marks everywhere don't you?
Oh no....It only takes a floppy drive!
Daily computer desk stretches is my secret to a healthy moustache
I know I'm no Matt Albie, but you don't have to take it like that.
Umm, dude just giving you a heads up, I had the mexican super bean burrito this morning you so you might not want to stand there.
Just press insert
Nothing like humping a PC desk
Hey, if your seriously gonna take that. I want the screan...
I know it's bad but mine is:Bailey: Do you smell that?
Now THAT is what I call a Hard Drive!
Stark: I lost a 'stache hair in the keyboard! Bailey: ...
Bailey - Stark, what the hell are you doing to that computer?!
Stark - Shhh! Maybe if you sneak up on it in its native environment and POUNCE, it'll actually work. No time to escape (esc)!
Not great, but my last GGuys caption was actually pretty bril. This time I say the three below me are bril! Sylar, awesome LOST joke! Check out the icon! rockworm pretty funny 24 theme, and SouthSide funny computer joke!
You know, they arrested a guy for doing this just last week...
I don't know if you knew this, but there's also stuff on the Internet that ISN'T porn.
Uh Dan, I don't care how much you're paying that Dr!!!!
THAT's NOT gonna help your carpal tunnel!!!
No time to walk around the desk. If you don't type in the numbers every 108 minutes then the world ends.
If Jack Bauer did this it wouldn't be so weird.
that's not the right way to mount the hard drive.
Gross dude, you're a cop not a plumber
I'm gonna have to make love to the computer machine to make it work....
I can't see th picture. Darn.
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