Open Caption: The L.A. Complex

You know, I've been thinking about today's winning caption and I would like to also jump into the wormhole that leads to a world where The Jersey Shore never existed just to see how said world would be different. Would we have the same president? Would Michael Moore still be respected? Would South Park still be on the air? Let's ponder the possibilities while reviewing the winners from yesterday's contest:


From wind_shadow:

Jo: "....and THIS wormhole leads to an alternate timeline in which The Jersey Shore never existed."
Jack: *gasp!*
Allison: "OMG!"
Zane: "Well, why are we all still standing here?! Let's GO!"


From Auriken:

Jack: "There goes Syfy."
Zane: "One mass fanrage and down they go."


From pcsjunior002:
Allison: "So this is the 76th time we've been staring at the sky at a giant disaster about to destroy our town?"
Carter: "No, this is 77, you forgot about the thing last week."



Today's Image: The L.A. Complex

Yes, it's a teen show. Yes, it's about a bunch of Hollywood hopefuls trying to make it in the sprawling city. Yes, it's has just about zero ... rooted in real life. But I think the image below will make for some good ol' captioning, so it stays. In tonight's Season 2 premiere, the gang is up against new obstacles: As Raquel begins to doubt herself in a big way, Nick and Abbey struggle to take their relationship to the next, more serious, level. And Tariq and Kal are faced with shocking news that could make or break them. In the still below, Raquel and Connor have a serious heart-to-heart—while hiking in jeans. Actors, amiright? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Jul 18, 2012
Conner: I've got a real shot at a role in Face-off 2, The Face-Offening. They were just seeing if I could handle the pain of having my face cut-off.



Rachel: Um, you realize that the grubby guy who lives behind the garbage cans in the alley is not a director right?
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Jul 18, 2012
Rachel: Have you been practicing Henna on your face again?

Conner: Hey! My mom said it looked good, okay??
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Jul 18, 2012
Conner: Oh yeah? Well I can open my shirt up just as much as you!
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: I should've gone to that firefly panel.

Connor: Me too.
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: And that's what happens when you insult firefly. Browncoats... UNITE!!
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: "What happen to your face?"

Connor: "I'm Jack Bauer."
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: "Are you Canadian?"

Connor: "No, Australian."

Raquel: "Well there goes our authenticity!"
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Jul 18, 2012
However, had he been a New Zealander, that Maori tattoo would have made him 100% more authentic. (But not as a Canadian, of course.)
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: "What happened to your face?"

Connor: "Firefly fanboys from Comic-Con thought we were together so they jumped me. Those nerdy freaks can scrap!
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor: "I'm going for the Damon Salvatore look. What do you think?"

Raquel: "Less facial scarring, more sardonic smirking."
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel : your face looks like a baseball



Connor: You know what a baseball is?



Raquel: UH, Yeah... i give out home runs all the time.
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: I love it when it snows in Canada and we have to film in LA.
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: The only thing even close to L.A. life in this show is the graffiti on this seat.



Connor: Yeah I wanted to be seen as real L.A., so I copied it onto my face.
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Jul 18, 2012
Conor: really?

Raquel: really.

Conor: you don't mean it.

Raquel:yes,I mean it.

Conor: you are the only person I know who likes the way LOST ended.

Raquel: so my shrink kept telling me. I had to lie to be released from the psych ward and that's why I changed my name and got the false ID.

Conor: Should I worry?

Raquel: be scared, be very scared.

Then she stabs him and do to him many things that are best left untold, including were she hid the body.



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Jul 18, 2012
They planted a chip in my head that makes me likely to do teen drama things like fall in love with every other character and get in easy car crashes
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: "I have something to tell you."

Connor: "All right ... you know I'll always be here for you, Raquel."

Raquel: "Well ... I used to be a doctor in the lost city of Atlantis - except, it wasn't really lost, because the military and this geek scientist found it, in another galaxy ..."

Connor: "You know, on second thought - you're whacked out!"
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: I've been talking to all my sexual partners.

Connor: ooookaaay?

Raquel: I'm Pregnant.
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Jul 18, 2012
Raquel: No, my favorite song was called POKER face. Not ZIPPER face.



Connor: Oooh.
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor: Did you know a single mom can get paid $7398 in 4 weeks on a computer?

Raquel: Didn't Octomom do that? Isn't she a stripper now?
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Jul 18, 2012
What do you mean I can't call you Kaylee?!?!?
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor; Yea I am a total badass with a face tattoo



Raquel; Henna does not equal badass
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor: "I'm going for a full Mike Tyson, but it takes a few visits to the tattooist to finish it."
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor: Wait, I want you to see my good side. I mean, the one that's not horribly scarred.
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Jul 18, 2012
Connor: Firefly Reunion!!!!! Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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