Open Caption: The League (September 13)

Howdy, partners! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week we posted this action shot of Rookie Blue's Traci (Enuka Okuma), Chris (Travis Milne), and Andy (Missy Peregrym) throwin' darts at a bar. These captions—wait for it—hit the bull's-eye:

... From docspector:
"I don't think "air smoking" is going to be as big a thing as "air guitar" was..."

... From WhatWouldMalDo:
Andy and Traci (thinking): "I bet Chris is checking me out. I look awesome."
Chris (thinking): "I don't know what looks more ridiculous, Traci's form or Andy's jacket. I need more guy friends."

... And Geek_Queen got especially creative with this one:
News Reporter: "A Rookie Blue director 'got the point,' literally, today when he made the mistake of insulting an actress wielding a dart. He's okay, but doctors say he will be unable to sit down until the swelling subsides. Hopefully, they can all move past this incident by turning the other cheek."

Up next: This all-inclusive shot of Kevin (Stephen Rannazzisi), Ruxin (Nick Kroll), Pete (Mark Duplass), Andre (Paul Scheer) and Taco (Jon Lajoie) in the Season 2 premiere of The League. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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The Internal, eternal battle: En garde. Touchee. I will make peace with myself someday (says the looser in a ballet pose).
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C'mon....low five! No? Then...high five! No? THen...both five! Still no? Guys, why does this statue not appreciate my awesomeness?
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This is my invisible bow & arrow!
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"Uh, guys, are you two through playing Dance Dance Revolution, now?"
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Taco: Dude, we get it, you're good at fencing and you've got incredible form. But really, no amount of lunging or parrying is going to win you that trophy. Give it up bro
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I told you guys, I look just like Neo...
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Andre: C'mon guys, look how awesome this trophy is!
Taco: It keeps staring at me.
Kevin: You look like your air-humping a chorus line.
Pete: Nope. No. Absolutely not. Look, Andre, I know human Shiva dumped you because of The Shiva, but I'm not working my ass off for six months for the right to hoist a young, semi-nude Hulk Hogan above my head.
Ruxin: Amen to that. Not to mention your vest makes you look like Bruce Wayne's younger, gayer butler, Alfredo.
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Andre: Touchdown!!

Pete: Seriously? It's two hands parallel over your head, not whatever krav maga takedown move you're trying to do on the air in front of you.

Taco: What are you talking about? Everyone knows that's the universal symbol for touchdown.

Pete: Ok. I'm officially docking both of you 10 man points, and seriously judging you. And Andre, I'm tacking on an extra 5 for those acid wash jeans. You look ridiculous.
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no realy th fish was this big! don't you believe me?
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"Dude, I don't think that statue wants to fight you."
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This is absolutely the LAST time I will act out an episode of Glee for you guys! OK, so the teacher is all like this and says...
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I am Artie The Strongest Man in the World
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omg u always pick the worst winners. everyone who wins this gives a tottally lame unfunny eyerolling answer and they win? wth?
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Taco: "On guard? You mean like..."
Andre: "No! No, no... (with terrible accent) 'En garde' ... Like that."
Kevin and Pete have placed bets on how many times Andre will attempt to explain this to Taco, Kevin needs a few more tries, so he's egging him on.
Ruxin: "Whatever, you penis faces are missing out on free booze served by scantily clad women. The extent of your idiocy never ceases to amaze me..."
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If I pose like this, I look like that guy from Hot Tub Machine who stays in the past and gets rich because he knows the future. You know, the guy who was on The Daily Show. You know the bald guy. The guy that's kinda funny. You know... (and that's why your friends are uncomfortable and thinking up reasons to leave) ...also, I think he was in Blades of Glory and Wedding Daze.
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Captain Morgan, kiss my ass.
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