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Open Caption: The Return of Breaking Bad

I'm going to be honest: I really, really, really wanted someone to make a robot joke. And someone did! It's like a mini dream-come-true moment. ...Though I never really thought one of my dreams would involve the robot. Maybe I should aim higher. Regardless, that's the move I'll be usin' on the dance floor all weekend in honor of YOU guys, who make me giggle on a daily basis—doctors say that's good for the heart, so basically we're all making each other outrageously healthy, superior beings. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From bmill2:

Jenna: "And this is how you do the awkward robot."


From heartzkidnapper:

Jenna: "This love triangle is so ...complicated ...it's like..."
Tamara: "The Vampire Diaries' love triangle?!"
Jenna: "Nah, it is weird like...."
Tamara: "True Blood's love triangle?!"


From Taccado:
Jenna: "I get it, you're the Robin to my Batman, but that costume is just overkill."



Today's Image: Breaking Bad

You're SO excited I can FEEL it! You probably skipped through the rest of this post just to get here, and you know what I have to say to that? Good for you, you know what you want and you go after it. Okay. So Sunday night marks the return of Breaking Bad (duh), and in the episode, "Live Free or Die," Walt has to pick up the pieces of that Casa Tranquila explosion while Hank wraps up his investigation on Gus's empire. In the still below, Jesse and Walt face-off against Mike (you know, Mike, the other bald dude who isn't Hank). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Walt " So why the hell are we all wearing jackets in the desert?"



Jesse " To look cool"



Walt " Is it working?"



Jesse " Not for you guys"
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Jesse: If there are three of us here . . . and 7 billion people everywhere else . . . that's like 7 billion and 3 people, yo.

Walt: This is not math...
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We don't just deal meth to the hair club for men, we're all members too.
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OK, the good news is you can keep the ransom, the bad news is, we can't remember where we buried her.
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Walt: "Your so right! I can feel my sinus' clearing thanks to these new nose strips"
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Walt " The glare from your head is like a mini solar flare"



Jesse " I thought he was the ghost of Anakin Skywalker, or a bald Johnny Cash for a minute"
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Yeah, so we look like crap, you would too if you'd just been an extra on the set of The Walking Dead.
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Listen, Darby, we're already bald headed and we've got all the meth we need. So why the hell would we want to join the Nordics?
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Jesse: ....no freaking way bro...



Walter: ...and you're quite certain about this?



(dramatic pause)



Mike: Yea... only 8. And then we do this wait all over again....
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ok mike, i know you wanna shoot him, but at least he brought dipping sticks.
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Looks like we have ourselves a good ol' fashioned New Mexican Stand-off.
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Walt: I'm good, he's bad... you must be ugly.
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Mike; You two smell like cat pee.



Walt and Jess; You smell like cat pee.
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Walt: "Everyone wearing their crop stomping boots"

Jesse:"Yeah, lets make some circles, Bitch!"

Mike" ..."
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Jesse: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

Mike:Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
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Walt : How awesome would it be if Britney Spears with shaven head is with us right now?!
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Walt: So how you want to do this wax on or wax off
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"What do you mean we can't change Pollos Hermanos to Heisenburger?!!"
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I also don't get it, Heisenburger sounds perfect :p
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Like this one
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Walt: So you mean to tell me this whole time you've been protecting us because you're actually me from the future?

Mike: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Jesse: I think our cooking suits have been letting the Meth fumes in again.
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Jesse: I'm not an expert at math, but there's two of us and one of you, so you do what we say bro

Walter: I'm an expert at meth, but yeah, what he said
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Jesse wouldn't say bro, he'd say bitch.
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thx bro
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Jessie: So much for a secret meeting, yo! Ya ever heard of a hat? I can see the glint off your domes from a mile away!
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White: Yeah, I killed him. He's in Hell now.

Paul: You mean Revolution?

Banks: No, he must mean Once Upon a Time.

Cranston: Guys, the cameras are rolling. Get into character!
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Walt: "Can you remind me why we always have our business meetings in the middle of nowhere?"

Jessie: "Yeah, what are we, some bad guys in a TV show?"
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My favourite one!
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Walt: Wait... we all have dish network?
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Jessie: "Did you remember to put sun screen on your head?"

Walt: "Yeah, take it from me, you don't want cancer. It either kills you, or makes you a filthy rich drug lord."
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Jesse " Wow, what a lame Burning Man Festival after party"
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Jesse: There's only room for two skinheads in this town. Bitch.
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Jesse: "Alright, gentlemen. Now that we've all shaved our heads, the race to see who can grow their hair back the quickest is on."

Walt: "No using Rogaine, agreed?"

Mike: "You guys do know I'm naturally bald, right?"

Jesse & Walt: "..."
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Mike: Why are we meeting in the desert again? Can't we just go for coffee?
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Walk: This desert ain't big enough for two baldies.
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Jesse: "So fine dude, whatever. I'll just clean my place by myself. But forgive me for thinking you guys might want to chip in and help out."
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especially since it's a Mr Clean look-a-like contest
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Jesse : ok whats going on in here ? Bald Convention !

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