Open Caption: The River

Good morning, everyone! I hope you enjoyed the long weekend, assuming you live in the U.S. and were lucky enough to have Presidents Day off yesterday. But, now that we're back, it's time to get back to business—because this is serious business. Here are your Open Caption winners from last Thursday's contest:

From Taccado:
Archer: "Looks like this 'shoot first, ask questions later' policy really doesn't seem to work as an interrogation technique."

From ToddMurray:
Malory: "Sterling, I hope you milked him dry..."
Sterling: "Phrasing."
Malory: "...before you blew his brains out..."
Sterling: "Phrasing, mother."
Malory: "...and got his essence all over my new Persian rug!"
Sterling: "PHRASING!!"

From chas031:
Archer: "Safety off."
Archer: "Safety on. Okay, now I got it."

Today's Image: The River

In tonight's episode of the search mission from Hell, the team finds one of Emmet's missing crew members, only to discover he's been cursed somethin' awful... and so must decide whether or not to leave him behind. In the still below, Lena (Eloise Mumford) sits with the poor soul (Scott Michael Foster), who isn't looking too hot. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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