Open Caption: The River

You know, just because "Tuesday, the 13th" doesn't have the same frightening ring to it as "Friday" would, doesn't mean we can't try to make this day feel scary. Hence the theme for today's Open Caption. In the meantime, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


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From silencedlight:

"A" is finally revealed.


From ShayleeRae:

Emily: "Just keep walking, girls! Just keep walking!"
Old lady: "Hello ladies, could I interest you in adopting a beautiful orphan doll?"
Emily: "Dammit."


From Taccado:

Aria: "Is that what we're going to look like when we're old?"
Spencer: *starts crying*


Today's Image: The River

In tonight's episode, "The Experiment," the Magus crew traverses on-foot in hopes of finding Emmet in an abandoned research station. Of course, once there, they get stalked by a terrifying cannibal. Nothing could go wrong there. In the still below, the team (left to right: Lena, Kurt, Lincoln, Tess, and Clark) find something intriguing, and let's face it, probably scary, on Emmet's computer. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Lincoln: Don't worry guys, I just checked the spoiler and we find Emmett alive in the next twenty minutes. Guess we can just sit back and relax now!

Kurt: Do I still have to shoot my girlfriend in the face?
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Huh? The Pope running naked through the Vatican covered in ranch dressing and screaming I"m an Oscar Meyer Weiner. Youtube really does have everything.
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Lincoln: It says our ratings have gone down the river.
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Tess: "Search Emmet's history...oh my...what is that!?"

Lincoln: "It's Reddit...everything makes so much sense now. I'm sorry mom."

Kurt: "I don't get it. It's just a bunch of pictures of cute animals."

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Nothing like watching "Paranormal Activity" on Netflix. But why does it seem so familiar...?
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Lincoln (reading Emmet's e-mail): "He says, "I'm with Waldo and Carmen Sandiego. Try to find me."
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Lincoln: "Guys, I appreciate the help, but I think I can play solitaire on my own."
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Lincoln: See, I was right, wasn't I? Community is a great show.
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Oh no! Emmett doesn't want to be my friend. What do I do now?
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Lincoln: This river is not on the map!! Where do we go now!?
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Lincoln: "So, did anyone like the Community webisodes?"
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Tess: "We've been staring at this for five hours, maybe you should try turning it on."
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And here's footage of Emmet watching us watching footage of Emmet.
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"oh no i think sfnd found emmet before us..........and look at his profile."....................................................love the show
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Lincoln: I'm tellin guys. We can make a KILLIN !!! This guy's sister's neighbor's ex made $86,0000 in just 3 months by going to this website!! Who's in??
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...And that's why you shouldn't use Internet Explorer.
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"OK, you guys, I'll explain once more. It's Ctrl + C, then Ctrl + V. What's so hard to understand?"
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Lincoln: Ok, who downloaded porn on my computer?
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What!!! The river is just a purgatory too!!!
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Lincoln: This'll look good on camera, right?

Clark: Why?

Lincoln: Well, you're recording us editing last week's episode. Watching someone watching themselves watching old footage is, like, an Inception of lameness.
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Lincoln: "This is what the edited episodes look like? I'm sooo quitting this show!"

Lena: "Why is there a camera in the bush? This doesn't even make sense!
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*your
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.....And that's how you delete you internet history.
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"Oh my God!! Trump fired two people!"
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The cast finds out that Snooki is pregnant
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*during a break in shooting, the cast of The River looks up the show's ratings*
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Lincoln: "I don't get it, all I see are 5 white people staring at a laptop."
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Kurt : No Way ! That KONY video has more viewers than this show will ever get in million years !
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Kurt: LOVE LOVE this new Game of Thrones trailer...
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Kurt: Guys, there's a mysterious force out there trying to kill us any moment...

Lena: Whatever, we have to prioritize. Look at those cute kittens in the video!
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Kurt: So that's what Justin Bieber looks like without any hair...
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The cast of The River all go through a transition of shock, happiness, to disgust after seeing positive reviews of their show.
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Lincoln - hey dudes... did you see those ratings... we're getting cancelled unless we find my dad or something...



Everyone else looking concerned and trying to come up with some excuse like Daylight Time Saving etc.
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I'm so digusted my dad shot a gang-bang with cannibals!!!
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Clark: Lookin' good, Tess...and perky!

Tess: Shut up! I was 18 and I needed the money.
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Kurt: Try the double-clicky thing or something...

Tess: I heard that there are these shortcuts that'll make the computer go faster...

Lincoln: Not so fast! I don't get it. Tess, what did you mean by "desktop"? Where's that?

Clark: Wait, what just happened? Why did the whole screen go blue?

Lena: OK, that's official. We need some teenagers on this show. We're too old for this shit.
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"See? I told you we were featured in a TV.com caption contest!"
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" It's called UBUNTU."
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Lincoln: "Look at the picture of us on TV.com. This is a true meta-moment."



By the way, could we have more Open Caption pictures from cable shows, since they have some amazing scenes? I know most episodes air the first time on Sundays, which means the picture can only be put up on a Friday. But if that's the case, could you prioritize cable shows on Fridays? At least you better make sure that the OC picture on the 30th of March is from Game of Thrones!
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Clark: Nope, look a birthmark. Christina Hendricks doesn't have a birthmark, we were both on ER. Those photos are definately fake.
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Really?! That's how babies are made?!?!?!
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Lena: Who's foots that and where did the gerbil come from
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I told you the ring was based off of this video... Oh crap.
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Lincoln: "And for this shot, we don't even get the money from a Dell endorsement or something like that. ONC? What type of computer is that? Maybe if the studio had gotten us some product placement, we'd have some decent finances."
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Tess: Why are you just sitting at the computer not typing or clicking anything?

Lincoln: I'm waiting for the new Game of Thrones trailer to debut on HBO GO.

Kurt: I love Game of Thrones! Shut your wet mouth and hit the refresh button!
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Hey look! There's a sale on cameras!
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