Open Caption: The Secret Circle

Okay, so you're not baby-lovers, I get it, but here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Marcus_Tee:
"Feel that soft Corinthian leather. I bet this baby does zero to four miles-an-hour in six seconds flat!"

From docspector:
"Pilot Inspektor? What are YOU doing here?"

From Geek_Queen:
Ava: "I can't believe you're actually taking candy from a baby."







Today's Image: The Secret Circle
Don't miss this chance to write a Secret Circle caption, folks—it's the last one of the year! (After tonight's episode, the show will be on hiatus until January 5, 2012.) And it looks like Cassie and Jake (Chris Zylka!) will be closing out their 2011 episodes by having a bit of moment. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Comments (38)
Submit
Sort: Latest | Popular
You're right, Jake....standing on your feet like a little girl does make me feel taller.
Reply
Flag
Is that a witch-hunter blade in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Reply
Flag
Cassie: I miss your v-neck



Jake: I f!@*ed your half-sister.



Cassie(longingly): V-Neck
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "We're straying too far from the dance floor. We're about to run into the maitre d'."

Jake: "That's the bathroom attendant, honey. We waltzed into the men's restroom."
Reply
Flag
Looks like Dancing With the Stars isn't too exciting this year.
Reply
Flag
Melissa: "Um guys? You're standing on my back. Helloo? Why can't anyone see me anymore?"
Reply
Flag
Cassie: Lets do the cha-cha!

Jake: I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl!
Reply
Flag
Cassie: My eyes are down here!
Reply
Flag
Cassie: Move that hand any lower and I will burn you to death.
Reply
Flag
Cassie: Uh, Jake? I can see your boogers!

Jake: I can see your dandruff....what's your point?
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "I've almost spent 10 seconds with someone and I haven't run out of the room....is this what love feels like?"
Reply
Flag
"When I said tiptoes I didn't mean you too"
Reply
Flag
Inner Cassie: God, I can't stop staring at his nose.

Inner Jake: Are we gonna kiss or what?
Reply
Flag
Is there chemistry between us? Or is it magic! - ba doom doom cha!!
Reply
Flag
The most common scene between all the tv shows on the CW : two hotties dancing together!
Reply
Flag
Cassie thinking: MARRY ME! MARRY ME! ...

Jake to Him self: why is she looking at me like that?

Cassie: Damn it! its not working!

Jake: What's not working?

Casie: emm,,, (giggles) Look! I have boobs!
Reply
Flag
cassie: i know we're supposed to look good together but im pretty sure if you were wearing one of your deep V's i'd be wearing your chest hair as a mustache.
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "So... is this too soon to talk about kids?"
Reply
Flag
Cassie to herself: Oh how I wish you were Nick

Jake to himself: I can't wait to deflower you then kill you!
Reply
Flag
Cassie: All that hair product and you manage to miss that one spot on your forehead???

Reply
Flag
Cassie: I'm sorry Jake. I choose Edward.
Reply
Flag
He: Hey, did you know there's no such thing as Corinthian leather??

She: No.

He: Well don't feel bad neither did llana!!



Reply
Flag
Jake: "you know what, Cassie, if you magically turn into Snow White, I'll definitely be your prince charming" *wink, wink*
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "You know what, Jake, thanks for letting me step on your toes. I'm getting very tired of all the neck cramps from constantly looking up at you...."

Jake: "No problem, Cassie, I just hope you remember this moment when I'm off getting you killed."
Reply
Flag
Jake: Is a magic moment like this magic at all if you know magic? Or is a magic moment just business as usual for a witch?

Cassie: I see someone has been reading Existential Philosophy for Witches!
Reply
Flag
Cassie: Are you finally going to reveal were you've been those years when you were away from this town?

Jake: OK, there's this place called Hogwarts...
Reply
Flag
Jake, that guy's dancing without a partner.
Reply
Flag
Jake: You must posses powerful magic, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Cassie: Well, let's see how fast I can make those pants of yours disappear.
Reply
Flag
Cassie's mind: "Are his eyes closed? Wait, no, they're open. Or, uh, they seem closed... but also open? What's wrong with his eyes!?!"
Reply
Flag
Jake: isn't Price Peterson just ridiculous

Cassie: thats not funny i like reading his recaps
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "Look deeper and deeper into my eyes, then you will be all mine. I have the power..."
Reply
Flag
Cassie: "Do you think Price Peterson will post a sarcastically funny caption for this picture in his review?"

Jake: "Let's hope he's too preoccupied with The Vampire Diaries."
Reply
Flag
"Strange how that Medusa demon made us stuck like this."
Reply
Flag
Is that your broomstick, or are you just glad to see me?
Reply
Flag
Your wand is digging into my hip.
Reply
Flag
Jake: Ok if I win the staring contest, you have to put a spell on the writers and make me a season regular. I've had enough of this "guest star" status.
Reply
Flag
I don't think this is how arm-wrestling is suppose to work.
Reply
Flag
Are you really tall, or am I really short? I have to lean way back to see your head.
Reply
Flag

Like TV.com on Facebook