Open Caption: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Coming off of the weekend and accepting that it's "Monday" is always an adjustment—but not as much of an adjustment as Don Draper's going to have face now that's he's hit the big 4-0, amiright? Speaking of Don Draper (well, speaking of Mad Men, anyway), here are the winning captions from Friday's contest:


From efonsecajr:

Pete: "You've all been replaced by focus groups."


From ben45tpy:

Pete: "I'm sorry I got you all pregnant."


From Geek_Queen:

Pete: "Before I hand one of you the rose, I just want to say how much I've enjoyed spending time with each and every one of you. If I could pick all of you, I would."



Today's Image: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

It's back! Not that it was gone for long, but tonight marks The Secret Life's midseason return to television. The episode is called, "Smokin' Like A Virgin" (Who-hoa! Racy title alert!) and in it, a whole lot of soapy drama is about to go down. Namely, Amy admits to Ricky and her family that she's not quite ready for marriage. And Ben starts crushing on a girl who could be trouble. In the still below, Ben summons some kind of friends-and-family meeting with Raven and her two friends, a lady in pink, a man who I can only assume is her husband, and Ben's dad, Leo, all the way on the right there. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Ben: "I have to tell you something: I'm pregnant!"

Leo: "Not again! Which girls is it this time?"

Ben: "No, not a girl. It's me. I'm a pregnant man."
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Woman in Pink: Jerry Springer flew us all in for something..and I know it's not going to be good.
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Ben: I just wanted to let you all know... I got another girl pregnant. We're having a baby... again.

Leo: Son, don't you think the beard has grown long enough already?

Ben: Wait, what? Baby, not beard!

Lady in pink: So you're saying you aren't gay?
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Ben: I think it's about time you all new the truth...I...am a wine-ass.
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Pink lady: Trust us, you kids need to eat a lot more.
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Ben: Look people, get your shit together!! Why can't you all dress like those people in the frame above us????
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lady in pink: I get that its the whole premise of the show, but how on earth did you manage to get all three girls pregnant at the same time!!????
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Stripey: Mom, Dad, other guy, We're all getting married and starting our own spinoff.

Secret Sister Wive of an American Teenager in Big Love.
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Ben: "(lady in pink), the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go."
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"I've summoned all of you here for an emergency meeting. However, I forgot what the actual "emergency" was. So, charades?"



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Fatter/older lady: Jackal?! Jackal?! Is it a jackal?! Jackal!!
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Guy in striped shirt: "So, this whole 'secret life' thing? Did not realize I wasn't supposed to tell everyone. Completely missed that..."
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Girl in the pink top "For christ's sake, tell her where the cigarettes are, I have to pee!"
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