Open Caption: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Coming off of the weekend and accepting that it's "Monday" is always an adjustment—but not as much of an adjustment as Don Draper's going to have face now that's he's hit the big 4-0, amiright? Speaking of Don Draper (well, speaking of Mad Men, anyway), here are the winning captions from Friday's contest:

From efonsecajr:

Pete: "You've all been replaced by focus groups."

From ben45tpy:

Pete: "I'm sorry I got you all pregnant."

From Geek_Queen:

Pete: "Before I hand one of you the rose, I just want to say how much I've enjoyed spending time with each and every one of you. If I could pick all of you, I would."

Today's Image: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

It's back! Not that it was gone for long, but tonight marks The Secret Life's midseason return to television. The episode is called, "Smokin' Like A Virgin" (Who-hoa! Racy title alert!) and in it, a whole lot of soapy drama is about to go down. Namely, Amy admits to Ricky and her family that she's not quite ready for marriage. And Ben starts crushing on a girl who could be trouble. In the still below, Ben summons some kind of friends-and-family meeting with Raven and her two friends, a lady in pink, a man who I can only assume is her husband, and Ben's dad, Leo, all the way on the right there. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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