Open Caption: The True Blood Finale

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Charlie: "You're not Jon Cryer..."


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Charlie: "Her only stipulations to joining a threesome are that neither of us are there."



Today's Image: True Blood

It's the season finale, you guys! Get amped, a whole lotta shiz is about to go down. For example: Luna and Sam will try to escape from the Authority, Eric will try to con the Authority into saving Bill's humanity, and Alcide will battle it out with JD. In the still below, Bill stands before a small army. BUT WHY!? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Bill: Simon says...arms straight! Now cross your arms! (OMG - you guys are SO good at this!)
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"No No No It's Step, Kick, Turn, Step, Kick, Turn, Present! Okay from the top!!"
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alright...i assembled you today to carry out the impossible task of trimming Lillith bush?!
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strangely funny spam in this case.
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You shall call me --- BILLITH!
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I actually said that out loud at the end of the episode. I feel like a new euphamism for jump the shark could be created from this episode. So ridiculous.
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OK, to satisfy our sponsors, I have to kill one of you now, any volunteers?
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It will be dangerous men, but operation "Lilith Bikini Wax" is vital to our ratings!
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Be honest, does this coat make me look fat?
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Bill: "Sadly, many of you extras will not survive past the next scene. Thank you for your service."
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Okay which one of you slept with Sookie??
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Bill: I wonder if Sookie is going to like me any better when she sees Lilith chose me...
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Bill: "...that was great you guys! Next one... Simon says 'hop on one leg'"
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finally..... my own backup dancers

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"Now swear to Lilith you won't write a book about our raid in the humans' compound"
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Fellow Lilith-lovers, it looks like my plan of being a douche has been completed. Feel free to do whatever you idiots do during your free hours.
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So this is life after cricket huh ;-)
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That's an awful caption..

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If you vamdiots don't follow my orders, I'll drink your milkshake.
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Don't know if we'll win, but at least we look f@ing cool!!
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Will the people who want to eat Slim Shady please stand up?
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"A blue couch, who's responsible for that? Eric will never let me hear the end of this."
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Bill: Will the one who ate my sandwich please step forward? You know, I can wait forever. Really. FOR-EVER!
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We need to boost vampires' popularity... so it's either a lip dub or a Filipino prisoners style choreography.
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Bill- Why am I here, this has to be a bad dream. Wait can Vampires Dream, I forget??
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Bill: Damn. I shouldn't have dressed all my personalities in the same outfit.
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Bill: Anymore Twilight jokes and I'll kick your ass
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Extra #3: Geez... I hope I don't get all that red gunk in my hair...
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Seriously, he will pay for eating the last doughnut!
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Today, the Vampires. Tomorrow, the Zombies!

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Bill: So tell me true, guys... I brought you in here to ask you what you think of the decor.
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Bill: You're a sorry lot! This woman's the only one who can get her weapon up!
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Bill: You! In the middle! Show me your nose hairs!
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Bill: Why am I hugging myself? Because I build an awesome army, of course, and my leather jacket goes so well with my Wranglers!
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Bill: Would one of you please answer the damn phone?! I'm busy hugging myself.
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Bill: That's right! Two of you with your guns at the ready, and the rest of you at ease!
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Bill: I know you all dig my blue couch. Fits RIGHT into the scene!
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Bill: Hey, you guys behind me! Watch! If I put my arms around myself it looks like I'm making out with someone!
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Bill: "I'm Awful."
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"Lillith Says.......Stand like a statue!"
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..."Aw. That's what my immortal life has been missing.....A matching beret!"
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"We will destroy the humans with our superhuman strength and speed and agility, the ability to glamour and maybe even the power of flight in some cases......But each take a gun, just in case!"
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So...where's my noodle soup then?!
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I won't eat my 'vegetarians' and you can't make me!
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"Well if I knew ya'll were gonna dress up I wouldn't have worn skinny jeans...Sookieeee"
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OK, who's the joker who took the last bottle of True Blood?
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Shouldn't have downloaded the new Expendables. They always know.
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Bill: Let us test this "One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor" nonsense.
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Bill: i specifically asked for a red sofa chair. does that look red to anybody?
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There are like 12 of you in here, is anyone going to answer the danm phone?
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These are my fangs, there are many fangs like them, but these are mine!
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