Open Caption: The Vampire Diaries

It is now clear to me that you've all resolved to really hone your caption-writing skills in 2012. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Crazy-for-TV:
Phil: "Mock me if you will, but Gloria says 'wheep' cream exfoliates your skin more than most moisturizers will."


From pcsjunior002:
Phil (in an increasingly louder voice): "On nerdshaving.com this razor got 5 out of 5 blades, I don't know WHY IT ISN'T WORKING?"
Claire: "Maybe it's because you're trusting nerds on shaving advice. Phil, did it ever occur to you that guys who sit in front of the computer all day might not be experts on this subject?"


From jaynashvil:
Phil: "I'm calling Martha Stewart right now! A whipped cream face scrub does NOT make me feel pretty!"


Today's Image: The Vampire Diaries
Hooray! The whole gang finally returns tonight! And apparently Klaus isn't playing fair at foosball, because Elena looks pissed. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Elena: "There's big balls on the wall for a reason?"
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@Bullwinkle520 my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here NuttyRich. c 0 m
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Elena: My, you have terrible frown lines.
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Elena: "Excuse me, you looke like that evil hybrid who took my boyfriend."

Klaus: "Do you mean [i]my[/i] boyfriend?

Elena: ??
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Klaus: I transformed Stefan into an interesting character. Now, it's your turn.
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hey....who said you could borrow my clothes?
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Elena: "Klaus, if you don't fix this new evil-master-genius-plan of yours NOW, I'll stop giving you blood for your new BFFs."



Klaus: "Oh, Elena, yawn. You know I always get what I want... Now hurry on and become an extra, no one needs you anymore."
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"You DIDN'T see the Community foosball episode? I don't even know you."
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Elena (thinking to herself): "Where's a Grimm when you need one?"
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Elena: "Klaus, c'mon, Paul Bunyon does not shoot pool here."

Klaus: "Sure he does. Who'd you think those giant balls belonged to?"
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Elena: I am so much more prettier than you.



Klaus: Take it back or I'll kill you.
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Well if it's a pensive staring contest you want,...
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You know, if we were on cable, AT LEAST one of us would be topless right now...
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"Doesn't this jacket just scream Badass?"



I know, I know. Zero points for originality. I thought I would just ride Shirarose's amazing captions coattails.
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Elena: "A 2$ tip, Seriously??!?!?! The century HAS turned you know, show your waitress some love."
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Elena : after threatening my friends life , killing Jenna , compelling my BF and destroying my life ....Are you saying you don't need a Doppelgnger , now?!!

Klaus : you can take my jacket as an apology!
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Klaus: Give me back the balls Elena

Elena: I didn't take them
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Elena: Wait...you spell Klaus..with a K?????

Klaus: Seriously???.......
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Elena: Klaus, will you compel Justin Beiber to be my boyfriend.

Klaus: Don't be rediculous.
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Elena: What? So now I'm not good enough for you any more? Why? Is it my personality? My looks?

Klaus: Wrong blood type.
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Elena: You know in this light, you're almost cute. If you kill Stefan now, I'll let you be the third edge of my vampire love triangle.
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It isn't enough you took my boyfriend from me -- did you have to steal my leather jacket too?
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Elena "Price Peterson said WHAT about me in his photo recap?"
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Klaus "So you only have ONE family member left?"

Elena "Yep. Not much of a plan you have there afterall."
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Elena: "Seriously? A game of foosball? OK!"
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