It is now clear to me that you've all resolved to really hone your caption-writing skills in 2012. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
Phil: "Mock me if you will, but Gloria says 'wheep' cream exfoliates your skin more than most moisturizers will."
Phil (in an increasingly louder voice): "On nerdshaving.com this razor got 5 out of 5 blades, I don't know WHY IT ISN'T WORKING?"
Claire: "Maybe it's because you're trusting nerds on shaving advice. Phil, did it ever occur to you that guys who sit in front of the computer all day might not be experts on this subject?"
Phil: "I'm calling Martha Stewart right now! A whipped cream face scrub does NOT make me feel pretty!"
Today's Image: The Vampire Diaries
Hooray! The whole gang finally returns tonight! And apparently Klaus isn't playing fair at foosball, because Elena looks pissed. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!