Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of NCIS: LA's Sam Hanna (LL Cool J) and G. Callen (Chris O'Donnell) chatting with a fellow who strongly resembles Tarzan. These entries each deserve a free zipline ride through the jungle.
...From docspector
"Miami Vice? Never heard of it, Mr. Johnson..."
-{and}
"That is one AWESOME hood ornament, man."
...From neverblue
"Arrgh...yep that's him...the guy in the pith helmet who stole all my bananas."
...From Vidsignup
"Why are they showing The Bachelorette at a drive-in theater anyway? Nevermind, I don't care as long as Steve wins. Jose is just in it for the fame."
-{and}
"Look at that line. It runs all the way down the street and around the corner. We're never going to get tickets to Rebecca Black."
...From j_machado82
"O'Donnell: SHHH!! Don't. Make. A. Sound. CBS might not notice us and cancel the show."
Next up: This shot of The Vampire Diaries's Elena (Nina Dobrev) and her biological mama Isobel (Mia Kirshner) chatting it up in a cemetery. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
well, I'm sorry but he didnt leave me no choice, I told him to shut up when gossip girl is on
what the hell? beloved c*nt?
I'm buried there. Just kidding, but not really.
R.I.P. Isobel's Hoops
So this is what the CW did to Reaper?
It going to be fun don't be mad at me if there are no treats left at the party -JK-
"He said he was going to watch 'The Cape' in its entirely in one sitting, and then halfway through, he died! He just died!"
I vote for docspector saying: Who's 'Buffy'? Nice!
"They announced that Justin Bieber won an Oscar for 'Never Say Never' and all over Hollywood these actors just started rolling."
"He called at around one in the morning sounding frantic and the last thing he said to me on the phone was, 'Meet me at the place. One hour. I've got it. I've got the Caramilk secret.' and that was the last anyone heard from him alive."
I never liked this plot....to many emo teens laying about making out with "vampires".
Isobel: I'm like totally here to protect you...Elena: True, true...
Short Girl: I can't believe Michael Jackson is really dead....Nina Dobrev: Yeah..about that...kinda turned him into a vampire...
Isobel: This is sooo gonna be my graveElena: In your dreams, im the mopey depressed one i get the best grave
Isobel: Look what I got you for your birthday, a grave
Elena: Ok.. when you said we were gonna be a normal family living together, I thought we'd live in a house, not in a cemetary.
See? They kept us off the air for so long that some of the main characters died of old age.
This is where the residents of Mystic Falls spend their time when the town parties get cancelled
Isobel: I should have never accepted mom role, otherwise i may have sex with Damon or Stefan.
Isobel: Being killed off in the series was just cruel and humiliating.Elena: I understand Mom, and they dumped you in this crap-hole.
Isobel: So I heard you and Stefan are having sex now. Do you think its too late for us to have that talk about boys. Elena: Mom we are in a cemetery.
Isobel: "So, this is my grave? I always pictured the tombstone differently... It doesn't even say 'loving mother and wife'."
Isobel: I'm sorry u grew up not knowing ur mom. elena: don't worry. i did. she died.
Only John Gilbert (or Roland Burris*) would erect a monument to his severed fingers. * http://wonkette.com/405196/roland-burris-has-already-constructed-his-terrifying-death-chamber
ah, so here is my better half, ah well
I know you are sad but Rebecca Black's fifteen minutes of fame are dead, move on
Isobel: '...and this is where the writers buried your personality'
\"I can\'t believe that tardy she cow still owes me five dollars!\"
"I can't believe Jenna was gruesomely murdered and has already been buried, she was such an integral character"
"Here lies Damon's hopes and dreams"
Elena (thinking): "Did I leave the oven on?"
Elena: "I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hungry for a Tombstone pizza."
ok @ Blue_Guardian your comment is priceless made me forget what i was gonna say lol
It says "Charlie Sheen... still winning!"
I don't even know if I'm asking this or Elena: does *everyone* have that walk-free-in-the-sun ring these days? Way to step up on throwing some hurdles your own way and rising to the challenge, VD
Isobel: It was hard for me to leave you but I had to because I was missing something from my life...being dead'
Nina: 'Really? It seems all you were missing was a trip to the mall. What is with the 'flasher' coat?
RIPJenny Schecter
Elena: Why are we here?Isobel: This is where they buried Stargate Universe...
Who's "Buffy"?
You're SURE this was the only way to keep Summer Glau from coming on our show and getting us cancelled?
Wow Elena, with the death toll in this town, I thought the tombstones would be closer together.